The former wrote last night:
How well it sleeps after the mine!
He answered politely:
And who did it?
I wonder why he was so angry.)

Talk about life at work. Who has more ass? The financial. How much of the ZP per child goes, for the communal. How much is needed for urgent repair. And so, the SP is lacking the most necessary. How much more I would like. Clothes, boots, beauty cream, classes in a fitness club, vacation at least once a year. The guy alone listened, listened and spoke.
Hopefully you will be able to get along quickly. I will be a husband and it will be right away. You can’t find any of them, right?? to
What a single mother is doing today
If you get married, your husband will also have to stay.
The guy, judging by the face realized that it was just he married n"not successfully"

Nikirk2: In the garage on the shelf above the gates stood two large bottles of 20 liters of nasopharyngeal alcohol in each. The shelf was fitted to the door. Arrived "umelers" grabbed the wire behind the castle and rattled the jeep. The door folded, the frame bended, one of the bottles fell and broke. When I arrived at the garage, the gate was almost removed, on the floor there was beaten glass, on the glass there was blood. There is nothing to talk about, you cannot breathe, you cannot open your eyes. The police stopped breathing and ran for inspection and immediately fled even faster. After three hours, you could be standing next to the gates a little rotting. By evening it smelled a little, I opened the door. The second bottle is now on the edge of the shelf, the shelf is also fitted to the frame. The police asked me - what do you do such chemistry and so keep, you need to be more reliable. The blood on the fragments did not interest them, however, as fingerprints.

1: I wanted to go to the forest tomorrow, and the Emergency Service warned of a strong wind, and ordered to stay away from the trees. What to do?

Go into the forest, but stay away from the trees.

XXX: Quadcopter launched today in the cockpit.
XXX: Well, what else can I do in the cockpit? Start the quadrocopter.

XXX: How to understand the double type?
Yes, the type contains a pair and everything.
ZZZ: the
zzz: triple triple
Zzzz: so you sit, you program

The phone was on my home phone...
- Allo
Press, but who is talking?
by Misha
I lost my pension card, where can I find it?
Definitely not with me.
What should I do?
I do not know...
–...
The bad...
I thought for a long time what was going on... Then I decided to reassure myself that it was election day.

I am standing on the school floor, waiting for a slash. The wing is high, and at the bottom of the man eight boys, ages 8-9-10 approximately, something argue, argue, and loud. From the school comes another boy with a characteristic eastern (approximately Central Asian) appearance. He overlooks what is happening, and.... throws into the middle of the landfill with a loud cry "The Russians do not give up!"

Daryana
My son told me a story last night. There lived a beautiful princess. she jumped on the circles, came to the edge, fell and died.

Daryana
And then, Mommy, why don’t you sleep?

A: Let’s just drink.
BBB: Let’s get tough. From a shoe to a brush.
BBB: Through the salmon.
In the anti-gas.

I want to remind and focus attention.

God created a man and a woman, not a peder and a lesbian.

Joseph of Egypt

My girlfriend was caught by phone jokes. They call again.
We are your neighbors from below, you have flooded us, come quickly!
The girlfriend:
And you are who? The rat?
Why is?! to
Only rats live under me. I am on the first floor.

Five friends gathered together, and nothing to talk about. Because they all gathered.

Over the years and distances:

20.05.2008 - A: <Comment>
16 June 2011 - B: It is true! < commentary>
16.06.2011 - A: Figase, 3 years ago :-) I logged in to the hub last time up to a year two years ago
19 November 2014 - C: Oh, log in again! < commentary>

Proff: Did you read, by the way, that the new "Hunters of ghosts" will be bodies?

A pornographic version?

Lasteg: I want to see the lison )))

A husband teaches a four-year-old child to cook pancakes. The son straight to him the ingredients all in the paste thrown, now the paste on the bowl flows. My husband commented on "I will teach you to glue your baby".

xxx: All books on self-improvement, GTD, motivation, time management, and more are reduced to what a Beverly Hills man advises a man in Magadan to leave his comfort zone.

xxx: I thought about the fact that VC lacks status "in passive search"
yyy: people lack brains, not status

told me today.

The hospital. and neurology. Chamber of Insults. A young man after a severe stroke cannot speak at all. Every day, a speaking recovery specialist comes to him, trying to get him to repeat at least some slogans, sounds. As long as nothing works, no improvement. But one evening, when this patient had already fallen asleep, he suddenly said loudly and clearly in his dream: "You have all gone to youth."

Corporate chat, after the next "hz" from a bearded guest from the server:

"Dear Chief of Staff! We ask you to hire Mr. X, whom our tech support refers to all the time! Your accounting."