When my daughter was 3 years old, she began to be interested in the age of other family members, for some reason it was my age she especially remembered, and at every convenient occasion she remembered it, let's say if someone, including a stranger asked how old she was, she replied "three years, and my mom 33", from which I felt some embarrassment. And here I was 34, I decided to trick, when my daughter asked how old I am now, I answered 19.



Now, when asked about the age of her daughter, she replies, “I am three years old, and my mother is 19 years old... but she was 33.”

Or even more. I told a trans acquaintance, who just recently started hormone therapy. He works in a building materials store. Conversation with the Buyer

Are you a boy or a girl?

What is the difference to you?

There is difference. Do you take the cement or I?

The last couple of years I have been working on September 1.

I go to bed at 8 a.m. and sit by the window.

There are cloudy schoolchildren passing by, to whom I was jealous all summer, that they had holidays, and I am in a warm nursery and with a hot coffee.

Well, the armed society is polite. The idiots shoot themselves. You just don’t want to get into a transitional period, when the idiots already have weapons, and they haven’t had time to shoot.

Accidentally found at the oncological clinic registration.

The man talks to the registrar and, among other things, asks:

Is there a live line?

The answer:

She is temporarily alive.

The man remained silent, then realized:

Do you have such a professional sense of humor?

- No, - they answer, - up to ten live row, and then on the bills.

Shinji: If all women with short hair are lesbians, then in small cities we have all women for a full LGBT community

Can you create websites with Firefox?
Can you make cars on the road?

A good wife gives a man wings, a bad woman gives horns.

On the Lenin Avenue he caught a taxi at noon at an ambient air temperature of +32 degrees. The taxi driver said he had a broken stove in his car.
At my response in the spirit that today the absence of the stove in the car is unlikely to ruin the impression of the trip, he sadly breathed: "Suka, it does not turn off."
Almost died.

I drink tea, on the packaging is written "According to the recipes of the royal court" manufacturer of the city of Fryazin. Can you tell me who is the King of Fries?

XXX: I noticed that the cycades start roaring at 5 in the morning, then they silence, and at 7 they start again. What is it at all?
YYY: The soundtrack

Now the injuries can be acquired without any problems. Has the Hammer become less? Are they afraid that they will be injured?
On the contrary, hams at the slightest threat of their inflamed heart disease begin to burn from their trauma.
So why do you think that in the case of the legalization of short-ship firearms will be very different??? to
There will be more victims. Incidental among others.

When I was on surgery, a girl came to me with a broken jaw. When asked what had happened, she replied that she was standing at the stop. And a strange man who passed by, simply without a word, stumbled into her jaw. Witnesses are many. Do you think there is no one with a rifle so that you can’t shoot?

It is unclear why you argue about gun permit when you argue about self-defense permit. We have the one who has suffered the most, and the victim, even if it is he who came to you at night in the house and his flower pot clapped.

I remember working at school, taking up repairs. We go to the committee, everyone likes it. I went to the toilet and everything was fine. On the turn of the girls' toilet, and here the head of the commission, the uncle of the 50-year-old in full seriousness begins to be upset, why there are no pissuars, and to be put within 2 days. Thank God I was able to explain. I thought, red, said that everything was fine, and invited the contractors to sign the documents)))

Sss: Pessimists lose their socks after washing.
Sss: And for optimists, there are superfluous ones.
So where are my socks going? Optimists, and Nuka all got my socks back!!!! to

Recently, an anarchist was joked at the servaque.
2) What is it? Usually they are bathing chitters, and here it is so pathetic - an anarchist.
(1) It is the case that he was not a cheerleader, but conducted the illegal activity of a sabotage-anarchist in the servaque.
2nd –?? to
(1) – You understand, the whole meaning of the game for this type was to overthrow as many of its allies as possible. At the same time, he did not exchange for a banal shot, but showed his sophisticated cleverness - for example, put an explosive C4 on the helicopter, and waited for it to be filled with Allied infantry and take off. And then under the wild rust he exploded this helicopter in the air. Or even, sat down for air defense and started hunting for his aircraft.
(2) - PSC, in nature a diversionist))
(1) – Oh, the floor of the serwak was on the verge of a nervous breakdown. And then he broke his ipeshnik – the guy, it turns out, came to us from Estonia
(2) and the flight)

Loid: Wishes for future work.
Position: Service Engineer
Loid: So I want to attribute "ordinary".

I forgot my keys at home. The balcony is open on the third floor. No longer get used to it. But the puppy was clearly in the wardrobe when I came home from the balcony, and it could be read on the mouth - "Master, how did you do this?"and "

When I’m stressed, I eat chocolate.
YYY: You eat it all the time!
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She: What’s new to you?
He: We rent the apartment with a comrade, I work there, in general, it is fun, the people are constantly in our house.
he: I am writing, you could not find, you have in the shops, I want books on capoeira, preferably with pictures :)
She: What is it?
He: In short, this Brazilian martial dance, invented by captive African Negroes, allows you to injure several opponents from a position lying with your hands tied. A break later came out :)
She: Have fun with you. Do you often wake up with your hands tied?