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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №133979
 25.09.2016
Even the State Duma speaker will be waldin.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №133978
 25.09.2016
I went to a shop today with a friend of artists. She stands, presses a box of pastels, something gently bumping. Suddenly he turns to me and asks:
Nothing I’m talking to myself?
I, reassuringly: Yes, no, it’s okay, I don’t even notice.
She said sadly, “That’s because you don’t notice, and it turns out that I’m talking to myself.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №133977
 25.09.2016
"A strong fog is moving toward Moscow".

Romanticians can imagine themselves in the center of the cartoon "The Mist in the Mist".

Optimists can imagine themselves in the center of London.

Pessimists - at the heart of the film "The Mist" by Stephen King.


[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №133976
 25.09.2016
A new message to the damn! More "Lossy tuna" and "Bite my shiny metal ass":
"Shouldn’t you go!"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №133975
 25.09.2016
What kind of breaking pattern when changing the name?!? It is now!!? Yes, everyone is already accustomed to the fact that in your native chat, you are Vasilis, and VK - Melpomena, somewhere Zvezda Ivanovna, SZ-Ingrid, and by passport - Olga, literally in a week everyone will get used to it. Parents will only be offended, but even what he did not see, will survive. My husband is all called Vasey from school, because he is Vasilyev, and by passport he is Evgeny, but only parents and sister know this.

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №133974
 25.09.2016
The story of Nikita Bogoslovsky (composer) As a child, leaving a phone directory, little Nikita stumbled on a surname:
Angel Angelov Angelovich (Greek, apparently) He called the number and said:
Call the devil.
From there, appropriate words were spread about the boy's mother, his mental abilities, and so on. He called so many times in a row, enjoying the reaction. At the end, Mr. Angels just hanged the phone. Once Bogoslovsky, already being a man in his years, rehearsed the same reference book again and found Angelova A. A. He picked up the number, and, pressed by laughter, asked... Fuck Chertovich! From the tube, an old whispering voice spoke:
Are you still alive, shit?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №133973
 25.09.2016
Therefore, it was necessary to get the site so tight that not only the tank droppers, but even the commentators of the debubals escaped from here.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №133972
 25.09.2016
Instructions in case you want to comment on a quote:

1st Give a quote
2nd Press Alt + F4
Three Remove the cable.
4 is Pressing the glass
5 is Go off the quotation and never go back.

Kitty will be watching it, oh, oh, oh.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №133971
 25.09.2016
Yes, now there is a full chief of the Moscow police in our entrance, and we will be professionally guarded.
Not you, but him from you.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №133970
 25.09.2016
Turn on the TV for the background. KVN is coming. Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla I got into the subject, I think, she has something with the lungs. I raise my eyes to the screen: 1997. No FIG has been understood for almost 20 years. I don’t understand why I’m 40 years old.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №133969
 24.09.2016
I am 34 and have never had unplanned pregnancies, and this is about contraception.

I am 51 and have never had cancer - it's about oncology.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №133968
 24.09.2016
By the way, I have long suspected that our homeland is suppressing the "Freedom of Personality", including its climate - we do not meditate under the Bodhi tree for most of the year, nor do you run away naked. And we can only connect with nature in all weapons - in a towel, with a stove, in a stove and with a carabine.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №133967
 24.09.2016
The xxx:

His name was René de Cart. We often write "Decart", and therefore "decart". In English, he is known under his Latin pseudonym Cartezius. "De" disappeared because it was not needed in Latin. And so in English "Cartesian". And his philosophical teaching is "Cartesianism".

Not to be confused with artesian water.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №133966
 24.09.2016
The Virgin of the Underhead is marvelous only in that it is not marvelous. No one has seen her mind and no one knows about her, and therefore no word about her. The exterior of her is the most common: the nose of the papas, the beard of the mammas, the eyes of the cat, the bust medium. He knows how to play the piano, but without notes; his mommy helps in the kitchen, he doesn't walk without a corset, he can't eat lean, in the understanding of the letter "ѣ" he sees the beginning and end of all wisdom and most of all in the world he loves noble men and the name "Roland."

Anton Pavlovich Chekhov "Before the Wedding"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №133965
 24.09.2016
The topic of today:
"How to avoid the birth of a child, and how to call this bastard more explicitly, if it is still born?"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №133964
 24.09.2016
Tracking on the Russian Post website

Arrived at the place of delivery
24 September 2016, 01:45, Moscow

Failed attempt to deliver
24 September 2016, 03:18, Moscow

You fucking serious? An attempt to deliver at 3 p.m.! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №133963
 24.09.2016
A comment on the news on an IT resource that AI defeated people in Doom 1993:

xxx: It’s a shame, my little Skynet is already playing a computer game.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №133962
 24.09.2016
Corcillus stood in front of the mirror. I tried to do as bad as I could, but there was some kind of scratch. I entered this case and understood that the royalty, worse than my natural, does not work...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №133961
 24.09.2016
I: I need to change everything. oils, thunderbolt, gur, antifreeze... more front and ball pads.
Mechanic: take spare parts, liquids, come to me in the garage in the evening.
I am OK. on fluids questions: how much to take oil in cpp, brakes, beer?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №133960
 24.09.2016
rtt: Turn the picture on the screen is made easy in settings – choose portrait instead of landscape. But the mystery for me was the reversed two orientations. That is, horizontally and vertically, you can still turn everything on the monitor up with your feet. I tried, of course, - but I started to stumble from trying to control the mouse - all the opposite needs to be done. And now I'm breaking my head - but what can this be useful for?

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