The cook was sick in the office. There will be no lunch accordingly.
xxx: so let's go to my grandmother for lunch, I also have the keys to the apartment, and a borch
Where is Grandma?
XXX is dead.

My friend (teacher) the group handed over eight identical papers, and when replacing the surname on the title sheet, no one thought to compare the surname, actually, of the teacher with the surname of the student, which appeared at work.

Imagine her surprise when she got EIGHT!!! A copy of her own work she did 12 years ago.

My friend works as a cutter in the factory. In appearance - something intermediate between Goth, Punk and Metalist.
In general, he decided to get stuck at work - made a dark stone face, and, under the noise of the machine, began to sing:
"Doychland Zaldaten, Underground Officer..."
He raises his head - in the door, a few blind faces and look at him... And he is not upset, already looking at them, continues:
"... nihit captain, nihit capituliren..."

lol in the store (in the district of MEI).
We stand with a partner in a line, in front of us a man says to the seller:
Give meat salad.
(What the seller in the store with a serious look asks)
Meat or student food.
Crying all the way.

My mother burned:
They had an audit at work. And here they and a colleague discuss how and what to do so that the audit goes well.
Collega: And it would be necessary to call the chief of the auditors by the name of paternity, or Pasha is wrong.
Mother (with a smart face): So I generally call him only by phone Pasha, and at work, always Mikhail Alexandrovich...

xxx: what is this of the decanate some strange screams and stones spread?
YYY: Yes, this dean satisfied my sexual needs.
XXX: What do you mean?! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

At the refueling machine, the muzhig approaches the box and says, "Girl, you know, I have a tank for 60 liters, usually 55-56, and now 62 has entered."

Join us: Chipper
We are joined by: Dram-Baba
We are joined by: HUGO
Joined by: Orrica
I have a strange eye, don’t criticize plz.

Should a cat be taken to the village? Or have they already taken?
We decided to wait until she met and from where she met we will decide to take her to the village or leave, and she fucking three days has not met, and it smells shit from her... I suspect that she still met where she got but does not want to return to the village and eats fucking...
I am the cat-gowns 😉
I told Sasuke about the cat-gownood, and he said
I would buy such...
Is it for him? Where did he get there? 😉

XHH: Our students are so strict that they shorten the letters in lectures.

Leprechaun
I’ll go to Kiribati on Friday.
DVALIN®
to hunt?

A bad administrator is fired because nothing works, and a good administrator is fired because nothing does.

Muggsy: Autumn has come – when you get out of the bathroom, it’s cold!

Jaras: What is the name of that fist in the ladies with which they shake the air?
Z_Nurik is? to
Jaras was widely used in French films in the 18th century.
Z_Nurik: What about Weer?
Jaras: Yes of course!! to

July: How is it?

It wasn’t just for the weekend...

July is E?? to

Driving with 2A in nature.

July : Who?? to

Do you number them?

July: A2, B3...

July: maritime battle, mla, some

by Yulia!! My son is in 2nd "A" class!!! by Duro!

From the news on Seattle:
Americans are looking for terrorists in the shadows of aerial photographs.
JPL engineer Adrian Stoica (Adrian Stoica) has proposed a new method of identifying people by an image obtained by aerial photography. The shadow cast by a person, and especially the shadow of a walking person, helps to establish the personality of this person with high accuracy.

One of the comments

I sell an umbrella cheap.

Lezhan Lore > mouse mouse soap cloves
Lezhan Lore > little soap gave the mouse
Real Sapphire > seven conditionally gave the mouse )))
Lezhan Lore > mouse knot unwashed
Lezhan Lore > too many knots was
Lezhan Lore > Voot
Lezhan Lore > but you haven’t heard his daughter tell him
Lezhan Lore > about that
Lezhan Lore > Mushroom sweet tits

Alex, I’ve got a bit of a point, right?
Max Annie
Attention to Alex
Alex (
Alex S
Alex S
Alex O
by Alex.
by Alex Tandan.

In my opinion, Nicaragua recognized South Ossetia and Abkhazia only to get to the tower.

Damn, why do you ask me all the stupid questions today??? This is the third case today!
WOW: The case of what?
XXX is fucking.