Tell me how your wife went crazy.
We traveled in the mountains, where there is a beautiful echo. My wife is used to
The last word was always behind her.

Find a Ginny Aitishnik. One wish would be enough. One word. There is one symbol: *

My wife was lying in the nursery. He tells:
A girl in the room with me. She will give birth in about an hour. The battle goes on, the fighting goes on.
her husband calls and complains like this on the phone:
My back hurts, you don’t know what to do?
The girl, breaking up in a scream, cries out to the whole floor:
The idiot! It is 3.14h halfway broken!! to
Fuck, she said and sadly like her, and laughed almost herself.

Mother cooking her brother Pelmen. He tells me, "He will probably have little. Okay, I’ll do a lot more"

by Your Mother (00:11:51 26/09/2009)
Oh my God! You are the same!

The Best (00:14:39 26/09/2009)
Your own mother...

xxx: I go yesterday through the Soviet, two such drunk-boiled guys come out of the shed and see a cat quietly looking at him, then the dialogue:
If you look, go here.
Would I go crazy here?
xxx: our beast is going on so harsh that it gets even to cats =)
YYY: Did you not record their phones?
xxx is?
YYY: Yes, I have not been able to get out of the cockroach house for six months =)
xxx to))

XXX is
It is incompatible with technology ?
XXX is
Sorry ladies ?
YYYY
Oh yes!
YYYY
I’ll show you how compatible they are. I don’t mean a vibrator.

Lenok
The world is cruel... earlier at 12:20 began the most interesting cartoons... and now a couple of people -___-

efrem> I don't know - on what occasion - but right behind the door a neighbor said to someone - "Yes, there is nothing written - only a few letters."

In response to:

The tarakans got easy. I no longer know what to do.
I know the popular recipe, it really works.
I am registering!! to
- So you take a brick, crush it, mix it with black hammer pepper, wrote?
Yes Yes
You spread around the corners, the tobacco breaks, breathes pepper, sneezes, hits the head on the brick and dies.
Wall - Natural
This is a proven way ?
___________________________
You are a puppy!! Yahuie, Pammaglo O.O. I’ve already wiped out the fifth cockroach!

Observations show that cheap bad little coffee, poured in a Lavazza bowl becomes one and a half, or even twice the taste)))

The girls shoot with flowers and shoot with perfumes.
Eating should be normal, then the chair will be adequate.

A girl at our job today, the office manager, printed an A4 with the inscription: "Doesn’t you see that I am working hard??!! Please do not distract!!", clinged to the reverse side of the monitor and lay asleep on the desk in the presence of the director. ppc

tapis chat: Finally, going to the toilet has become an exciting adventure. I bought a toilet paper called "CleanOK".
I feel like a fakir, wiping out the pop clink!

Maroders and Mayor of Novosibirsk visited the place of the fire in the Central Market

STALKER: today got up at 8 a.m. by habit turned on the telecome began to watch a cartoon about a curly tiger who jumps on his tail and hurts a lifetime, about a bear who brakes not childish and forever something bubbles under his nose not in the subject, the girl of the hermophradite who in my time was called Christopher Robin, and now Jessica apparently changed the sex. Although it can just be with the tiger, it can be with the tiger, because to talk to the rabbits, the tigers and the elephants, which are unknown where they came from in the forests of America, I think you have to be under a shrinkage or in a strong shrinkage. and be called this miracle cartoon for children "Tiger Winnie and I"
STALKER: and they also have a wonderful verse, to madness just logical you sit down " ask questions to everyone who where why and why, and you will find out without problems who where why and why". I would never have thought of this in my life before, and everything turns out to be so simple.
STALKER:There is another verse "day and night, even in the middle, the trail goes by"the hell with it with the rest, but why even in the middle?They have a weekend on Tuesday and on Wednesday, but even on Wednesday the trail is on track.
Anck-su-namun:O_o xD

Entrance to the Gay Club:
Every tenth is every eleventh! ?

At work, the cartridge began to leave stripes when printing. The employee after printing the document says to admin that the strip appeared.
Admin, thoughtfully looking into the monitor: white or black?
Employee : White
Admin: So in life is lucky, and also looks away in the monitor.

I am not as afraid of a mother as this fool" - the student's conversation and the hearing about the class leader

Once I had to watch the weather forecast on BBC 5 years ago (the case was in winter): the picture moves smoothly east on the map from Britain, simultaneously painting the weather in almost every village. What a detailed forecast! As you can see, I know the weather. Here appeared on the map and Russia... On the part of the map that got into the frame, from Kaliningrad to the Urals, in huge letters only two words: VERY COLD. The curtain.