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[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71633
 16.10.2012
XXX: I have no money.
YYY: I have it. Are you already in extreme? I am a man after all.
To tell you later that I owe you something for this ticket?
xxx: And I didn't say that - I have money, but I don't have them.)
Who washed your brain so much? What is Schrödinger’s money?
Well, they’re... But they’re putting off buying a refrigerator.
I’m better than the refrigerator! ?
XXX is true? That refrigerator I have now was still with my parents, he is at least 20 years old, and it still works, though not so well. Are you sure you are able to live with one woman at least half of that time?
YYY: Fuck, are you all like you can guess everything in advance? 10 years, and in 10 years anything can happen!And we are already talking about the wedding?You have already planned to move to me?
YYY: You would ask me what I want my kids to call!
XXX: I’m not sure. I support a long-term and stable relationship. 1:0 for the refrigerator.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71632
 16.10.2012
Representatives of the Russian Post, a few people from the city clinic, a man 10 from the passport table, as many from the accounting office of the GCC... Well, they needed to gather today at the MREO GAI.... Whether the right to get, whether to remove the car from the register, whether the numbers to get.. They came (thought that the first), - at six in the morning, and they left there, burning at six o’clock in the evening...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71631
 16.10.2012
Admin, add up.
The maximum length of the name.
which can be given
Website in the Builder.
To be able to write
for example Vse-poslednie- nahodki.xhtml instead, let’s say
All posts in.xhtml. It is relevant
It will not overload the server.
Considering that for others
Formats of files restrictions
There is no name length. thank you!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71630
 16.10.2012

The light did not turn on at the entrance tonight. I sit at home and meet my daughter from school. And we are so alive, the crowd goes here until late at night. Every second is on the phone. The entrance is dark, the nearest lamp is also extinguished - people are almost not visible, only silhouettes, and their lively bumping in nowhere.
A psychiatric walk in autumn.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71629
 16.10.2012
Blues: Late autumn... This is the time of year when a cat can afford to be offended and proudly go to sleep on the battery.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №71628
 16.10.2012
by titan137
On Friday, Russia unexpectedly won against Portugal 1:0.
On Monday, the boss was sitting in his office extremely tough - don't approach.
The lights were turned off for some reason, there was only one that fell from the window.
Those who came out understood the reason, but did not even discuss with a whisper.
The boss had his right eyebrows shaved.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71627
 16.10.2012
Brother and wife bought a cat of the rough British breed. My name was Elton John. Insulted...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71626
 16.10.2012
From Pattinson’s interview:
“I’ve always liked weddings,” Rob confessed in another interview. I was not on many of them. My old friends started getting married. In a sense, it’s scary, but I think you can always get divorced.” Romantic, you can’t say anything. When the journalist noticed that it wasn’t so easy to get divorced with children, Rob replied, “Yes, it’s so, but you can have a lot of children and then get the best.”

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71625
 16.10.2012
Married 13.13.13 with the words "Yes, this is the perfect date for a happy marriage". In a few seconds I felt something was wrong.)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №71624
 16.10.2012
The RIA News:
"RF will allocate 2 million in 2013 aid to Palestinian refugees"

And his Russian girl sent a wheelchair a year after her death!!! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №71623
 16.10.2012
Do you have headphones for 2K? You are not a meloman.
Yyy: They are armed with a kewler.
xxx and what?
YYY: They can blow people! :e is

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71622
 16.10.2012
Here is a funny song.
I don’t have a sound (
He: there sing "owu,owu,a-a-owu,a-a-owu"
He: and in the background funny, a thousand thousand
She: How beautiful it is!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №71621
 16.10.2012
XXX: I met a girl here! and by chance!
All acquaintances with girlfriends are accidental.
XX: Oh, and described by the Gauss distribution.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №71620
 16.10.2012
Sergey: Upload this collection is not recommended. The quality is disgusting (TV only 40 inches), I personally feel sorry for my child’s eyes, the sound is good!

BU: I recommend you read a bit of the distribution description, and don’t watch, video for mobile with a resolution of 176x96, on a 40 inch TV!

ONA: I have nothing to add.
Sergey, of the 587 people who downloaded, you are the only one who distinguished.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №71619
 16.10.2012
and Alpha Rock:
I’m fucking out of my office! I didn’t get a salary, but I did not get a salary. xD

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71618
 16.10.2012
I want to eat and sleep.
What are your landed desires?
I want to eat and sleep on the skyscraper

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №71617
 16.10.2012
What do you do to make your stomach flat?
and em.
...??O O O O
Otherwise burned...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71616
 16.10.2012
Vladislav: How much money do you have?
Dmitry: My company brings me hundreds of billions of dollars each year
But not about the future.
I have about 90 rubles.
Wow, my liver is broken.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №71615
 16.10.2012
Reviews of Mummy:

I drank a mummy for five days and got two more legs.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71614
 16.10.2012
The chief today at work crossword decides: is responsible for heredity..... hm..... by the letters, it fits, as the newspaper is called, Funny Steam Car?????? Children from 5 to 15 years old??? They are teaching the children!!!! to
I: Sasha, it is a gene
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I thought they could not know about the fox and inheritance at 5 years!

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