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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №20758
 25.09.2009
I want an LCD monitor.
He has no cat tail hanging on the screen.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №20757
 25.09.2009
In response to this:
He played silent hill, ran around an empty city and a house. I waited until the zombies attacked, and almost got upset by the popping mistake.
____________________________
This is all shit, if Casper had started cutting his pig again, it would be...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №20756
 25.09.2009
Wire, where are you from and where?
Folklore of Sisadmin.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №20755
 25.09.2009
I need to go to the store. My mother asked me why my refrigerator was empty.
XXX: and crying, did I not walk on all the money
YYY: You are burning
XXX: The Fire
YYY: How many times do you say that these people can’t eat. Therefore, you need to regularly show them the products and then discard them. You will ever reveal us all.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №20754
 25.09.2009
Uttkin commenting on the Spanish match:
Guti handles the ball with his left leg...that the ball is there, I think he can fire the blades with his left leg. Or plant the carrots.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №20753
 25.09.2009
XXX: Now it will be a bit painful... and then well...
I have two kids 😉

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №20752
 25.09.2009
Are you ashamed of the drivers who take you to our roads?
PLU

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №20751
 25.09.2009
Here I play The Witcher, a moment where my friends Lutik and Zoltán invite me to the bordell (the kind of boy they want to arrange). And here approach mom, and watching all this for a while, tells me the following:
- So, son, go out, you go to the bordell after school.
= = ="

[ + 79 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №20750
 25.09.2009
Umbro
I have a cat.

Umbro
Sitting on the bed, looking at me, asking for a kiss.

Umbro
And such a whore shrugged sharply.

Umbro
Eyes like O

Umbro
How to blame

Umbro
He nodded me onto the bed he lifts his head and looks at me with such eyes said "sorry himself Ahuel O_o"

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №20749
 25.09.2009
I am a fool (
I have lived in this apartment for three years, and I have a neighbor Wolf. Do you remember?
I couldn’t understand that he was looking at me so hard.
Oh yeah weep! His name is WOW! and Sasha! He has a twin brother named Nikita.
Oh yeah, I’ve always seen them separately and called them both Vova(

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №20748
 25.09.2009
If a man falls on his knees, he becomes a shit to everyone.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №20747
 25.09.2009
I went to a car shop a day ago. In the cage hanging on the shelf, a large, green poppy was sitting and cutting in my direction with a bad look.
Looking at a bird in a place where goods are traded very far from nature, he asked:
Does it help buyers?
- Not to say that very - he sends them to her, - thoughtfully replied
The seller.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №20746
 25.09.2009
Professor at the University:
Unreported is not a problem. The most important thing is when you have children.
Give them up! Then come the unborn children and bring them.
Unfinished reports. Do not break this closed circle.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №20745
 25.09.2009
With‎
Is your contact blocked?

It is‎
I do not know

C is:
For this answer you must definitely be raised in office and salary!!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №20744
 25.09.2009
She: You are not sleeping?

I’m drinking coffee 😉

She: Hey, how many cups?

I: One, but caviar, with nuts and chocolate syrup!

She: Well pepper, nuts increase potency, chocolate for the mind, and coffee you will not sleep)))))))

I: Ah, I’ll be watching the stand all night with a smart look)))


[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №20743
 25.09.2009
**************

Up the eyes.
The boss watched.

**************

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №20742
 25.09.2009
and Romess:
The santechnicians came, all the tubes were sprinkled with the Bulgarian (even in the bathroom and in the shower), and they said what new ones would be put after the new year...well, aren’t the jokers? I left two shells of workmen and everything... and rub them in the pants and don’t wash for six months!

[D][a][r][t]TM:
Right is?

and Romess:
Fuck you fellow!! to

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №20741
 25.09.2009
I love my gender, he is a very advanced user and only pulls me really, in extreme cases. Here is his castle. In terms of intelligence, it is inferior to ameba and pulls even to reboot the comp. On one of those days my titanium nerves didn’t stand and I crashed into the office of the gentrician and put forward an ultimatum – either his head was forcibly repaired or I was fired (12nix servacles and a salary of also 12,000p). This is a serious argument). The next day, during the meeting which was held by the mayor and at which all the chiefs were present, the gentleman entered and solemnly handed him a rubber brain from the shops. I don’t have to call Ameba, I don’t have to call any of the people present. I love my gender =)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №20740
 25.09.2009
Is it possible to develop the ability to hold a blow?
Bring the flag of Kiev Dynamo through the Spartak sector

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №20739
 25.09.2009
<DiNk@> so I want a fairy tale...good and with a happy end))
*zZz...zZz...zZz changes the nick to Storybook_with_good_end
*Dinli changes the nick to Good End
*Tumkalo changes the nick to Good End_Story
*Ghost changes the nick to Fairy_End

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