SMS from wife: “I washed the car”... husband, grabbing his head:
God, let it be “Y!”! to

Yesterday my employer sneezed.
I say to him: be healthy!
He: It’s not your business.

XX: Saratov is a grower of idiotism. Yesterday I passed the car exam at MREO. First the theory, then the theory, then practice. It comes out after the theory inspector: about who submitted the theory, you will find out tomorrow here after three, today it is not possible, the order is this. And now I will read the list of those who will now go with me to take the second stage, the practice. Rush is an idiot.

Vikusenok: Well you guys don’t understand this, I saw a beautiful man and my butterflies in my stomach are starting to blow!
Drozd: And you are the same that you are all babies so expressed, not from the first you hear this, you are cheating all there, you eat goats?

today, I was standing in the sorting room, in the gallery on a slide, my hand, here to the neighboring shell, the man approaches (looking young, there is no thirty-year-old), and there is a clever mechanism, you need to move your hand under the crane so that the water goes. And it is a man who persistently moved the crane there, the water does not go... I said he needs to move under the crane, he thanked me and said the phrase nowhere: I am a crazy electricist. I have been a fucker for fifteen years. I don’t understand this fucking technology. I need a pen, I need a RY-CHA-GI and a blade place to hit with a cuvaldoch. I fucked this system in the mouth." And it goes away without even drying the hands.

Two people on Skype:
[8:00:28] A novel by O_O
[8:00:41] Diman: similarly

George: Be cursed the day when I decided to work from the office on the home compass through the distance!
George: At work, you want to take off your shoes, turn on a movie and open a beer, and at home there is a constant feeling that another person, six colleagues, is mistaken in the room.

XXX: Damn you are not stupid
Sory, guys, I just haven’t slept for two days.
Nafig you then play in the wow now - go to bed
Yyy: Boy, I didn’t sleep because I played wave.

In a few centuries, I decided to go to bed early. Only the eyes began to close, the cat, who always sleeps with me, began to wander around the house, throwing away everything he could reach, and uterus swing. Tired of cuddling on him (I do not do hand-and-tapping), I sat down to wander around the net - I still don't sleep. Soon the sleeping sister looks into the door: “Why are you not sleeping again?” The time is the third hour!" I, angry: "Will this foul infection let me sleep!" I turn around... and I see the cat rolling in the bed, stretching the legs, and diligently pretending to sleep (but I see how he looks!)

I decided to drink a beer with a colleague a week after work at the parking lot. The next day I told a friend that yesterday I drank beer in the parking lot.
She: With whom? With the guards?
I: No, with a tanka
She is with the guard???! to
I: No, with the dog ?
Three days later I see her status in aske : "Scandals. Show all that is hidden: the manager of a large company buffs on the parking lot with the dog Tanka"

You can love or not love the "apples". It is not important. But it is impossible not to pay tribute to the man whose genius understood to have created a world leader. Steve has left us. We remember.

I realized that walking with you two is more enjoyable than with your friends.
Don’t wait for your turn to say something.

Ryuk
In the army, it’s a shit.

Nero
How about Session?
Or worse?

Ryuk
Session of FIGN
He came and gave

Nero
You are in the army. :D

xxx: Shhas read in the tape that the U.S. Army is creating special units where gay people will serve. to warm.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY And the report from the site of the fighting will be about this: the tenth operational brigade named Elton John with a joyful gigantic journeyed through the main street of Kabul on new rainbow-colored dancers, amusing the sympathetic young Taliban who got on the way.

I sit in the kitchen and work. The son (a year and a half) walked around the couch around me, asked in the end a barrel, said “Thank you” and sat down with a serious look to roll her...three minutes passed...chucks...shurches...silence...looking, sitting, sitting on an empty fantic and shouting astonishedly: “Can’t be!”"

I have a wonderful brown circle. I always drink coffee at the office. I came here this morning and she disappeared. I was upset. It is offensive. Mom’s gift... then look... there’s some kind of bowl, suspiciously similar to mine... but the white... turned out to be a cleaner with pity and washed it with soda...

Marina is
If you were born without wings, don’t stop them from growing.

Stepan
And if you have wings, there is a good chance that you are a penguin or chicken.

Call for support:
Hi, I don’t have the internet.
What does he write?
There is no signal.
Amy, where is it written?
on the monitor.
Is your monitor connected?
No pause is

A letter came for a refund of money for the goods, a scan of the manuscript. The authorship and punctuation are preserved.

"Please give me my money back in Switzerland.
What we bought in the store.
Block cannot enter the block.
Classmates and Playing Games
on 30 September.
Otherwise I will be forced.
It will be used in the proof"

The lunch break. The admin comes to the head.
Can I go online?
Admin: Do I have to?
Well... I must!
Well go out. Do not go to porn.
I don’t even know how to look for her!
Pause by admin:
We will learn!