by v_vodokachkin

My friend told me something really wonderful.

To the same debtor, living in the ordinary entrance of an ordinary house, came with their pragmatic goals delegations from two collector agencies simultaneously.

At the door of the intended victim, they clashed nose to nose and were unable to come to an agreement on the further procedure and the distribution of roles during that. Word for word, there was an unsettling fight on the staircase.

Everything would be nothing, but, in the trouble of the struggles with unpaid debts, in the neighborhood apartment culturally rested for a cup of tea a numerous male company (well, what about, after all?). The noise in the entrance insulted the hearing of the resting people, probably listening at this time to the melodies of Brahms or Vivaldi, they left the shelter of rest and in non-verbal form expressed to the violators of calm all the measure of their indignation. But this measure was not considered sufficiently convincing, and the collectors, unexpectedly hit the epicenter of popular outrage, were twisted and dragged, despite the attempts of resistance, to the point of reference. Where the mentioned area took them in his arms, rubbing his hands in anticipation :)

Such things. Do not go, citizens, to work as collectors - it is full of it!

X-Doctor Expert
Police officer
Q: Are you a doctor? When will it be ready? How to take? What to take? Documents are needed?
A lot of questions, name?
The Kudaberginov.
X: Even the name as a question...

XXX: What are you reading?
yyy: "Do Computers Fear the Fire of Hell"
XXX: How are you afraid?
YYY: I don’t know, this is about communism...

A letter from a acquaintance.

I: How is it?

Natalia: the bite of the granite of science))) Well, like the bite, I bite a little

to this:
222: waiting for a condom with a built-in camera

Don’t wait, get in the yandex "vibrator with camera"...

I just had a joke.I sit in the bus at the end, we load. By the way, travel in our bus n-new route 5 UAH.for pensioners and on certificates -free. The bus is already full, almost the last man enters, presents a certificate and passes to the last door. This character returns to the driver, says - oh, I confused the bus, return the money. He gets $5 and goes on with a smile on the street.

XXX: We just have different approaches to work.
YYY: It is certain. I am offered money – I don’t take it, and you ask, but you don’t get it.

X: "In Sevastopol the construction of the first
Underwater Orthodox Temple. He is
It is necessary for the doers who do
Sinking in the area would have
The opportunity to pray to God in the depths"
Y: Who lives on the bottom of the Black Sea?
Watt pop, square trousers!
They would still be on the bottom of the Chernobyl pond.
The refrigerator built a temple and brought there a piece of dried sailorship, so that the stalkerches could
I want my mutant kids :D

When you write ‘generally’ (or ‘generally’), somewhere in the world a little grammar-nazi is crying.
Please remember: either "in general", or "in general", or "in general".
You can’t remember – write "touch" for example)

Photo of two books. According to the condition of the contest you need to guess "men" books on the cover.

Resistance of materials

Q: You are close to the truth.
But you are lazy to open comments :-)
Lack of options was...

H: Well real day comments to read (
This is Landau Lvivitz.
There are no more men’s books.

Q: The previous version was warmer

X: What could be warmer than quantum mechanics

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The warm lamp of quantum mechanics.

X: I opened the first volume of Landau-Lisvic and at the very beginning saw"Let’s take Lagrangian" and closed)

K: No, Noacho, I took Tom Berry and Lagrangian. It is not serious :-)
You must be able to take responsibility for your actions.

X: I can’t take Lagrangian
My mother does not allow me.

I walk around the city and see a new type of affair - the fat determiner in the body. such a small device with pins, for which you need to pull in different directions and it will show % fat. Absolutely nonsense)
So here, I pass by, and here one aunt interested... and it looks like she is no less than 150 kg. He asks, says and shoes, will he show how much fat? and next to the bukharik passed, bought the topic and on the whole street as a hole - you are definitely fat! I can tell you this without an aggressor!

I go to bed late. I drink sedative and energy pills)) A kind of mixture. I want to be calm and energetic. But for now, I can only sleep on the go.)

In China opened the world’s worst bridge: the glass suspension bridge. Under the feet of tourists is a 180-meter gap. In order for the glass surface not to be broken, the visitors are given bushels.

XXX: And the Pants

YYY: and in the evenings the cleaners courageously and cold-bloodedly wash the floor by Mr. Musculus?! to

What to you?
Please give me some confidence for tomorrow.
A bit of yesterday. Will you take?

YouTube, a video of a Russian workshop, in which the rails are made with spots.

The commentary:
The second show was not shown. There are rail routes.

When the laughter was silent, one of the colleagues said with sadness: "I have three of them, I have a son farm."

There is a big mouse in the bathroom.
xxx: horror which, "mouse" is written with a soft sign

I just bought cookies. We see, and the duration of their duration has passed a month and a half like. Well, we went to the store, without complaints, we say, change us for fresh. The most fresh.
I picked out another pack, look, really fresh. It will be packed in an hour.

Fuck me, I’ve never written that!

Friedrich Nietzsche

My search for Google:
1) How to clean the coil
2) How to collect the coil
Repair of Dnipropetrovsk