XX: Where do you usually go?
I no longer drink anywhere.
XXX Why?
Yyy: I let you ask "why". The goal is achieved, I am pleased.
XXX: Will you get rid of it?
YYY : No.
XXX Why?
YYY: It’s obvious – to ask again. You can see how easily you can be manipulated.

1st Do you know who Yoko Ono is?
2nd I know! wife of Yeshua.
1st O_O
2nd A! No is. Wife of High. Oh no no! Wife of Lenin.
1st O_O

SAID (16:33:33 24/09/2009)
How to find a name for porn?
We just opened up the names of children’s fairy tales and went on:
Mary is skilled.
Primary Class
Mary Poppins
Secrets of the World
New Year's Approaches of Masha and Viti
Half an hour of miracles.
The Electronic Adventure
The Red Fifth
Old Hottabich
Leftist
Poet_Slayer (16:41:43 24/09/2009)
Left is a teaching guide for single people :)

lohh: shame, fuck)) went out today on a long break to smoke out on the street, and I immediately observe the picture: two of my fellow bandmates, fucking, argued in which year the war with the Germans began))
Vikkie: So what about Chavo? The men are struggling because of FIGNY =)
lohh: everything would be nothing, yes the 4th course of the faq of international relations)) diplomats, fuck))
Vikkie: I am calm about international connections =) With such specials we will finally be respected abroad =) or at least afraid =)

I am a Dean of the Automotive Faculty. In senior courses (5.6) the presence of a driving license is a prerequisite.
And one botan did not get them. His explanation is:
I didn’t get a driving license because:
The value of SP = 24000 rubles
Scholarship = 1600 rubles / month
Determine: the time T that needs to be copied for rights.
Solution: T = SP / ST = 24000/1600 = 15 months.
Economic calculation is primitive, does not take into account the scholarship at the early stages of study. The calculation showed that rights are an unrealistic dream".

He was allowed to learn further :) Such are needed, and yeah that is not right :)

Here is a growing generation of people who do not know the true meaning of the word "citation".

Boron as a drug: first fun and inserts then boring and you want to quit.

I have all divorced, some did not even have time to pay the debt as they divorced, a neighbor divorced her husband during the sharing of wedding gifts.

"Hello to you I would like to order a design from your company. I ask that the quality be as good as possible. I have to boast that I painted"

Before the arrival of my young man, I washed, shaved, lubricated with all kinds of aromatic oils, wore silk clothes, made a light lay-out - to rush to compliments. But he didn’t always pay attention to it.
Now I’m baking cakes when he comes. He always notices them.

XXX: I feel like a shit of life.
YYY: How is it?
XX: Yes, I have been promising myself to come home for two months and play the playoff for at least an hour. The fucking! I always go somewhere, ride rolls, dance, read something, and today the weather is great - I look in the telescope until the clouds have hit.
YYY is a loser. fuo
The Devil (
What will I tell my kids?and (

Choose the tour. Review of the hotel:
"Profits: The hotel that stands nearby is even worse"

I love my fellow citizens!

Lord: We recently went fishing to Tver region, listen, places are wonderful, Russia-mother, fields, lawns, rivers, lakes, churches, monasteries, small villages, class. Standing up on the light, the friend is sleeping, and here somewhere from behind far away, a wild long brake whisper, a deaf blow, and in the same second the bell begins. A friend through a dream: "Not fuck yourself service!".

My friend recently told me (from the first person):

I come home from work, all tired. I enter the apartment - flowers, intimate half-darkness around the apartment, candles... I come out, all dressed, in a suit, with a tie... He stands on one knee and says, “I offer you a hand and a heart!”" I think, “Finally, I’ve been together for 2 years" and of course I answer that I agree. Then he takes my hand, takes me to the kitchen and pouches a full plate of soup with a chicken wing and a chicken heart! and shrink! >_<

It is said that if you put your hand in a bowl of sulfuric acid, you will feel that it has no bottom.

There comes the message: "My will be rewarded in the name of the moon! In a dream, I looked at Seilorvener’s trousers and eventually slept...Mchu, gentlemen! With a stick in his hand and a fan in his ass!..."
Director of Finance, fuck it!

by Kip
I forgot to write the title.

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by Kip
I will then write "Calculated Hole"

XXX: Don’t confuse the gay with the pirates!
YYY: What is the difference? O_O
Gay is a person with a non-traditional sexual orientation, such as Bori Moiseyev.
xxx: and pidaras - is a wolgotelecom with their fucking inet, a megaphone with a gownan connection and a statement that ICQ should be banned, because of which there is no hot water for a month
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xxx: and also the penzagore electronet pidarasa because of which I just got the soundtracks loaded :(((

I walk behind an old lady. The path is narrow; the old man barely shakes his legs, he helps himself with a claw: then the grass will smell from the way, then he will knock on the sewer, whether it is reliable. I see a cat lying on the fence. It is uncomfortable for him: the fence is narrow, and the kitten has an abundant bubble - then on one side of the fence will hang, then on the other. Grandma also noticed the cat, coughed and said, “Here you lie, because you lie uncomfortable. You will fall, the side will be filled". The cat does not lead the ear and fights with the mouth. The grandmother stumbled to the fence and with all the old lady's strength began to crack on him, saying, "You will fall, you will hit the side." The small fence was shaken. The cat, losing balance, with the deaf "miu" fell into the grass. The grandmother coughed, squeezed in her shirt and delivered a verdict: “She said you’re going to fall, but you didn’t listen.”

Status in contact with a familiar girl:
Dear Santa, I want for Christmas your list of boys who behaved badly!!! It is :)