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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №37418
 15.10.2010
Congratulations to Tania!! to
My hatred is Michele!! to
Arthur: My indifference to miserable people.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №37417
 15.10.2010
(Message received on the dating site):
and maxime:
Hi, I am 18, deprive me of my virginity if I need to send a photo

I am deprived of my virginity by photo. and expensive! :D

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №37416
 15.10.2010
Then my mom decided to hang a til on the balcony.
WOW : Yes? Why the Tule?
Noah...the first floor, there are all sorts of things like I take off the rope clothes in a lithium, and in front of us there is also a private VIP hotel.
WOW: They will now have to remove one star because they no longer have an erotic channel.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №37415
 15.10.2010
The Romanian:
How to surprise a girl in bed?
The Chess! She will surely be in shock.
by Lady Vixen:
Well, that depends on how sharply they will appear in bed.
The Romanian:
You kiss... You’re already naked... He says, a nice baritone – let’s play? and chess
by Lady Vixen:
Or better...
by Lady Vixen:
You kiss... a crowd where the thread is in the hall... you dress up on the way to the bedroom... already naked... He says, with a pleasant baritone – let’s play?, with a sharp movement of his hand, he pulls the blanket from the bed... And.... The Chess!! to

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №37414
 15.10.2010
Dreams come true if you water them with deeds.
by Mark Alishin

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №37413
 15.10.2010
Lobby Attack
This story happened forty years ago. My late father was considered a major specialist in projects of rescue and restoration of architectural monuments. He even had several inventions in this area.
One of his inventions was a beautiful chromium piece, made on order and existing in a single copy. My father gave it to someone who was on a trip to the object.
That time, a aunt from Daddy's department went on a trip. She herself is fragile, thirty-five years old, with a woman’s bag in her hands.
of Zakarpatia. The old semi-destructed church and our aunt alone in the evening, arriving at the object, begins to make measurements, etc. There is a healthy cloud with very bad intentions, which it does not hide.
On one side the field, on the other the forest.
In the beginning, the man decided to rob our aunt, which was easily accomplished. He took ten rubles of money from his bag, a passport, a roulette, and got to his dad’s brilliant stuff. Then I forced her to take off the blouse.
The woman slowly began to say goodbye to life, because to dig a corpse in the Carpathians, it is such nothing.
Before finally ruining his karma, the man studied the thing with interest:
What is this?
My aunt woke up with courage.
Are you not playing in your village? It is a spirit guitar. U is
All of us in Lviv went over to such guitars. It sounds like a guitar.
It only needs to blow in it like a pipe. It’s better than playing it.
Anyone, even those who do not know the ordinary. Bad is only what cannot be
Sing and play immediately. One has to sing, the other has to play. The husband's guitar
But I lack the strength to shoot...
It looked stuffy and really beautiful: Chromium metal frame
30 to 20 points. Hole, hole and buttons. It is obviously inexpensive.
The thief turned and turned her in his hands:
A... I remembered. I saw this thing at a wedding, I didn’t really play it. A is
Let me show you where they are? I have forgotten...
Go into that hole and blow.
The man leaned the stuff to his lips and that there is a strength of the puddle. There was only a swallowing splash.
Is it not playing?
First blow and then press the button.
The man inspired and pressed.
----------------
And this tool was used to study the hardness of bricks in ancient buildings. When a button was pressed, from this piece, under the action of a powerful spring, a hammer with a steel ball at the end flew out and made a hole in the brick. The smaller the hole, the stronger the brick.
No matter how healthy this robber was, but his forehead was not made of brick. Although it is necessary to pay tribute to him: he managed to not die with a pierced skull before the arrival of the police and the ambulance.
Since then, my father has been travelling on such journeys on his own.
No one called him, other than his guitar.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №37412
 15.10.2010
Monarchy is a type of state system in which the highest position in a country is transmitted sexually.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №37411
 15.10.2010
xxx: You couldn't flute late, I can't read :D
No need to read, write :D

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №37410
 15.10.2010
XX: the context of the lighting half broken)
Did you play Jedi?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №37409
 15.10.2010
Fris (16:36:05 15/10/2010)
I dreamed of a binary code tonight.

Fris (16:36:12 15/10/2010)
16 as usual.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №37408
 15.10.2010
XHH: Fuck, you need to engage with disorderly sex with the opposite sex
I think every machine machine girl is crazy.
XHHH: Electric somehow more epic would have to, with chic
WOW: "The battle of blasphemy!!!" said Oleg and launched setup_WOW.exe
HH: Cardinally O_O

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37407
 15.10.2010
[23:02:36] <Pasha> men and girls are among us? and c)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №37406
 15.10.2010
The worst client’s defect is the dinosaur cursor!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №37405
 15.10.2010
Among British car owners conducted a survey of drivers of which brands of cars they consider the most "bad" on the road in terms of aggressive driving style, speed of driving and hamsky behavior of the driver himself.

The worst drivers
1st The BMW.
2nd The white bus.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №37404
 15.10.2010
Website with list of providers. Following the description of the provider
Reactions to:

1st Added by sofiya, 2010-08-05 14:55:12
I have been using the Internet from Monolith for almost a year. Very pleased. I am pleased [...] What other provider can boast like this?

2nd Added by Sasha, 2009-09-11 11:55:50
I have been working with this provider for a year and I am very pleased to always have something new.

From the moderator - representatives of the company to stop posting stupid reviews about yourself. I see everything on IP.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №37403
 15.10.2010
Will we go for a walk today? Go to the cinema with chocolate :)
Sunny, I have a boyfriend.
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
(The next day...)
See also: Hi
See also: Hello))
Go for a walk today?
I still have a boyfriend ?
The Blind...
I will write tonight...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №37402
 15.10.2010
The next portal "Women’s Health":

If at night the legs often reduce seizures, then you can try to do so. Take a flat round rod with a length of 25 to 30 centimeters and diameter of two and a half centimeters. With this stick from 1 to 2 times a day we apply 100 beats at the base of the fingers on the pillows of the foot. Over time, you will forget about the cramps.

Oh really...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №37401
 15.10.2010
wrote a girl after she came to throw the infos on the flash

Q: What black box with the wire was on your table?
Try to guess.
The external disk?
I: How did I guess?
D: so it was WD written, meaning Wneshniy Disk
I: O_O

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №37400
 15.10.2010
• AAA
Guys, this is the subject, I have wireless headphones and often when I wear them - I can hear what is happening on other compacts.. who is watching a movie or, for example, for the third day in a row, I hear somebody cracking in Prince of Persia Forgotten Sands.. he is doing it now. Do they all have the same headphones with transmitters or just some nonsense?

by BBB
XDDDDDD
Have fun ?

• CCC
They have already gone after you.

• DDD
"...when I wear them – I can hear what’s happening on other compasses..."
It sounds like a new movie’s advertisement... I still have to add "I used to be an ordinary guy. But now everything has changed..."

• EEE
I hope you don’t hear my porn!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №37399
 15.10.2010
X: I have bought a new computer. I'll finally play at STALKER, oh how much I've been waiting for this moment! It is :)
The shooter you need to find is you.
The Fuck...

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