xxx: I woke up, I walk naked around the apartment with open curtains, I look in the window right in front of the window, the tractor stands with a trailer of garbage, all kinds of leaves are collected) I wear lenses, and there is another person with the tractor
YYY: Well that is good.
xxx: what a good thing
yyy: encouraged the fighters

I have 3 pairs today.
I woke up early, I could sleep three more hours.
What is standing up? OO
Dad wakes up.
He got out of bed, said get up, and went to work.
The Troll Haylevel Emaye)

Topic on the women's forum: "Married 2 months ago. Every day I try to prepare something interesting. And he still goes to eat with his mom."

So is.

We drink the budget.

We drink the budget. Be careful, this is a dangerous area!
We write the budget according to instructions, within the framework of the law,
We know all the mechanisms and the scheme is familiar.
We drink the budget. Above the wrist is a maneuver.

We drink the budget. We know passwords and pins.
We drink the budget because we are given the pile.
We sew bridges, squares, companies, wells, pipes;
We try to silence, but there are also bodies.
We drink the budget – it rarely goes without victims.

We drink the budget. Cold and furious. All of
We don’t care how we’re printed in "Forbes".
We will not hide and hide - we will open you the maps:
We drink the budget and we are paid for it.

We are paid for that. We do what we can.
Envy us, we are happy with everything we have.
We drink the budget - and we like this job.
For now, the losers! Smoke on the water.

Text-A. Vasilyev, group Splin

From one forum:
Agent150: I’d like to show you a joke, but I’m afraid it’s a member.
oerbylive: Short and funny?
aaazzz: Long and bearded
Agent150: Stop laughing at my member

One day, the peelmen called me crazy, and I boiled them in boiling water.

The xxx:
From today's trip to the band.
Duration: 365 days
The product:
1) "Jamm of apricot". Composition: apples, flavor identical to natural "abricos", dye "abricos".
2) "Smile of Strawberry" Composition: apples, flavor identical to natural "malina", dye "malina".

YYYY :
The list can continue:
3) "Pleasure of bread". Composition: apples, flavour identical to natural "quas", dye "quas".
4) "Fertilizer and vegetable oil". Composition: apples, flavor identical to natural "oil", coloring "oil".
5) "Toilet paper" Composition: apples, flavour identical to natural "paper", coloring "paper".
6) "Coffee is soluble". Composition: apples, flavor identical to natural "coffee", coloring "coffee".

I seem to have found the secret of low prices in Lenta...

Features of admin handwriting: even written on paper passwords remain crypto-resistant.

mihaelwittmann: Lake Loch Ness, and somewhere I’ve heard that Lake Ness, like Loch Ness, is a lake in Scottish.
osobistmax: in the basement of the club of lovers of tautology was found deadly dead body of a dead man

<Snowlife> found here recently...
" to say hello.
When I was married, I gave my kidney to my wife.
Now we are divorcing, tell me, can I claim my kidney back through the court? Or at least the property? Thank you"

From the elbow to the side with the words: “Don’t choke, shit!”! to
The Rabbit! I am not brave. I am mocking!! to

XXX: I'm your matiz chewing gum to the road :P

I have not heard any new anecdotes about the wolf in school lately...the boy apparently learned.

Commentary on the video of two cats:

I caught my cat masturbating to this....

I am a terrible monster! The Blood! I want crows!!! to
Is the month delayed?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

xxx: throwing up!!! I have a shit!
xxx is born
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Note to children: a condom thrown into a dad’s pocket distracts parents from stupid questions about school.
Short ©

5 October 2011. I go on the bus. The interruption. The driver says:
"Next stop on December 5" There is no interruption!

The head of Chechnya said, responding to the question of the “Russian News Service” about the sources of funding. “Allah gives. I do not know. The money comes from somewhere,” Kadyrov said.

[4:53:07 PM] Quiet ##: Fuck the joke! The commission came to me. The special services were looking for the secret Wardaw files! It is just fatigue! The word search engine in the file name: secret information, sell information, secret... almost nothing was found!