Prove that you are not a camel!
yyy: Buttons, legs and tail - here are my papers!

xxx: I am sure that even in the zombie apocalypse, there will be a bunch of idiots who will defend the rights of the "alternative living".

I realized from my life experience that the first sex after coming from the army is a million times more cool than the first sex in life!!! to

Nazgul:...I know why toys in the kidder are easier and easier!
Korotkovat: Tell us this mystery, O Great
Total decrease in ICQ!

A friend complains that she can’t choose a decent refrigerator:
Most refrigerators have failed the main test - they do not get a pot with borsch. A lot of small shelves put a piece of raw material, no more. At the same time, they have a freezer with one giant drawing box, the bodies can be hidden. Well, what a diet: from cheese and bodies. Absolutely unbalanced..."

xxx: what is interesting in the coupe of a train can be done with a non-sexy girl?
zzz: Play with her in dress cards

But in Korolev all the royal - royal water, royal sausage, royal lift service.

In Russian, the teacher told me that he once saw in the store "golotary" bread. Laughed, advised sellers more this "canalization" bread not to order)

<Nastusha> and I will find a guy who has already grabbed his ass under his palm and could provide it to me

[PEER]Dyxa> Nastusha: I have a heater and a palm.

Do you know what a fox sounds like?
yyy: What, really such a difficult question? )))
Lisa is laughing. She is a dog, at all.
zzz: pf the fox. What sound does a giraffe make?
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Despite its well-developed larynx and herd lifestyle, the giraffe is limited to whitening and whitening.

Recently was in Portugal, the city of Porto, there all the port wine is made. Naturally, the first day tried all the more and without a difference. At night, I appreciated the fact that in the toilet of the hotel, the toilet is carefully opposite the dishwasher so that sitting on the first you can rely on it. Ichthyandra called twice overnight. Thank you to the architects of the hotel.
P.S Be careful with this wonderful drink.

If a girl is with you,
And then with Andrew,
And in the morning with Mustafa,
She is just a prostitute.

You can do it once,
When it is very hard,
But don’t shrink at her, son.
Without a condom.

Once you entered this,
Remember, my son Sam:
The safest sex.
Sex on the phone.

Advice from a girl:

Give advice to the girl.
I have been living with my boyfriend for more than 4 years together, but sex is very rare lately. I am to him and so, and edak - and underwear, and hints, and hands help. He stands up, but the guy does not show any activity and nothing actually happens. And the job he does not seem to be coupled to get tired specifically, and I am slim-beautiful-smart, but sex is categorically lacking. What to do, what is the reason?

You will do nothing to him. I am tired and my head hurts, so many husbands are alive, not only wives. The difference in temperament is called. My cousin lives like that, suffers, complains under the cognac. Look for another, or you will suffer all your life, or you will walk.

Yacuken: I’m trying to study the C-plus. But no matter which textbook I took, no matter which article I opened, I am lost. First all well. But it comes to indicators, indicators, references, etc. At that moment it begins. Everything is mixed into a bowl of stars, ampersand, breastfeeding and other things.

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I propose that all deputies should receive a salary equal to the average salary in the district from which they were boiled.

Everyone is probably clear that in any medical institution the most interesting and incredible stories are told in the department of urology and gynecology. Here is one of those stories.
One woman had a break during childbirth, well, you know where. And here, therefore, the doctor is she is the sewing... And the patient is under local anesthesia, does not feel anything that is done with her... And the doctor is sewing, sewing, thinking about something...
How, doctor, did you get stuck? Now break back!
Thinking about it, he swallowed the patient!

I pick up the cream in the store, I hear a woman’s voice from behind, apparently talking on the phone:
- The most important thing is to wash it down, to break, to take everything on your way. Then you will be respected!
I turn around, a girl stands a meter tall with a hat and a thin one.. I immediately remembered a joke, as two mosquitoes fly, see a concrete wall and each other:
to extend?
to extend.
The helmet
The helmet

Not too clever:
The foolish

Listen to me, smart man. The condom, unlike the pills, spirals and other things, also protects against HPV, is clear to you why it is needed? to both partners. No need for trust etc.
This is the same thing....
It fucking protects. And there are many things from which he is in principle unable to protect (everyone). More visibility creates and inspires unreasonable confidence (as you do) in supposed protection.
and...
Yes, fucking, that is, not 100%, as from pregnancy. Only tablets and spirals do not protect against STDs at all, such a trouble. And the ideal means of protection from everything, including skin diseases and ticks, is, as you know, tea. "Before or After, Doctor?" - "Instead!"

Hey man!

The gender joke.
It all reflects a very silly joke:
A plane crash in the ocean. There are three men on one island: 20 years, 30 years, and 40 years. Women get to a neighboring, nearby island.
The 20-year-old cries: Brothers, swim to them faster!! to
30 years old calmly speaks: Where to hurry? Let’s relax and we’ll swim tomorrow.
The 40s of summer is still quieter: No, guys...they will see that we are not in a hurry and they will sail for lunch.

Here I am 41, and in life it is... at 20 I ran for girls, any cute girls, in the 30 sense to run was not, called on the phone, who is not busy... now they are tired of calling, hinting, inviting... divorced because of this last year.

Did you get the last line of the joke? There was another 50-year-old who said, “What are you talking about at all?” It looks so beautiful ". It is your case, isn’t it? and ;-)

The wind of change is able to destroy a stone wall, but the flyer will always remain the whole.