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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №104014
 13.10.2014
Architect in law and designer in concepts.

I don’t know how you are, but there are a few people in my life who serve as guide stars. Looking at them, you understand that you will never become like them, even if you turn away. Of course, I always want them (the stars) to extinguish, so as not to pour out a mysterious light on your misery. One of those lights of pure light in the shame of my unclean being is the Bora-architect.
I have already mentioned this character, we are familiar for many years and all these years this fox wakes up and inhibits the complex of inferiority in me. Previously comforted himself by the fact that Bore was fatally unlucky with the grandmothers, but now he has a great family and it remains only to be reassured by the imaginary difference in the results of the traction, pulling Boris to the rod or the volume of the biceps. I don’t know what, but still. Without it, it would have had to be more intimate.
Externally, Boris resembles the young Blok. Specifically reminded me. Now, probably, he reminds of a young Blok, if he in time tears from cocaine and lived to middle ages.
In his profession, in my humble opinion, he is one of the best in Moscow. He’s really almost genius. As with any genius, it is difficult to understand his contemporaries.
Several times, for example, had to matte in search of the designated meeting place, trying to understand where it is - "Second from Mayakovskaya to Garden building in the style of modern."
Customers at the genius live not easy but interesting. The deadlines are usually delayed three times (Object under the motto "We will die, but we will not surrender!!!, as once expressed by Borja), the project cost is five. As one client spoke, "Borja, if you were not you, you would have long been feeding in the cancer canal!!!!" Their being is somewhat colored by the fact that after its design, the objects go "fly" for three prices from investments. At the same time, all his clients become his friends – they just have no other choice. Otherwise, you will have to go to prison.
I remember the scene when Boria caught me on a meeting with a Sasha client. Prehistory ordinary (five and three) Sasha did not pay Bore up to $ 200 fee. Probably that would at least somehow this miserable penalty be justified in their own eyes. It was not here.
We did not meet at all for debt, but Bora will not miss him. We stand waiting. Sasha arrives on something red sports, the name of which I do not even know. We decide to ride on it. Borealis brushes the precious skin. The dialogue.
A good car!
and UGU.
And the dear sky?
and ah.
(with a breath)
How many architects are needed to buy such a car?
Sasha can’t stand it and swirls into Boru banknotes.
I got it!! Give it up to you, Crocodile!!! to
During periods of creative stagnation, Bory could easily drink bitter. He was usually pulled out of the crowd. I will not forget how Begemot cried the drunken Boru-"Isn't you ashamed? Well, we bow and life ask, we are given a little, a little and asked! And you?? Talent is not a pity!! You will not be caught on your heads.
Plus, Boris is very sharp on the tongue and when drunk his bile only increases.
The Example. In the club, the drunk in the zero Bora swallowed again. I am persistent. I’ve been removing it from the morning. It will go.
From a distance I see Boris Grachevsky, who is the chief in "Eralash" (a little familiar) and I decide to introduce them. Very badly.
Let me introduce you.
Boris Grachevsky, director of Eralas-Bora (family) - Architect.
Fighting Without Blessing:
How embarrassing is it for you, Boris, to take public money!!!For the children (!!!) Such a shit!!! to
Grachevsky, to his honor, does not pull his muscle on his face.
Can you offer something better?
Ideas are not free!
How dare I know?
The B52!!! to
Let go!
Bora sucks the cocktails and sits on the table.
Is that all your ideas? Can I go?
Fighting is difficult.
For whom do you work, for the screenwriter or for the operator?
For whom you can, work for it. Well?
and so. The first scene.
The school toilet. Cabinets, bookstores, on the window two pads. teenage aged 10 years.
One proudly unfolds the school jacket-there are "bombs" (shpargals) on the rubber.
The other sceptically shakes his head.
She caught it all over last year. Not to ride.
The second scene. The same there.
The first is wrapped under a jacket with some wires, the second in headphones with a microphone.
The first, I am the second. How you hear me!
The second I am the first! Reception is normal.
Hear the headphones.
Going to Harlan?
Go to!
They run down the stairs and (the battle turns to Grachevsky, who is already listening with interest, throwing away skepticism) -seat on the window in school shape a grandfather under 70 with signs of wisdom on his face. Such an eternal second year, you know?(Grachevsky with enthusiasm kicks)
The schoolchildren run to Charon, calm as a Buddha, listening, watching, sceptically rubbing, missing. They grumbled back.
The third scene.
Without any changes.
Tensed thoughts. Finally one of them shines with the face and with the scream of EVRIKA!!! and jumping. She whispered to the second ear.
With Harun?
and ah!
The same way. Haron didn’t even change his posture, he whispered to his ear. He changes skepticism to surprise and shakes his head.
and 4 scenes. The Exam.
Panorama of the last class. The folded back. In front of it is a puppet with a beast rod.
And only one of the heroes is sitting straight and writing something, looking out the window.
Camera behind the back-sighted theme ticket
The Great October Socialist Revolution
The teacher’s mountain rises from the table. Hitchcock is silent. and his approaching steps. Approaching the boy. to stand up. There are no spores for them. Looking for headphones, I can’t find them. In confusion, he goes back without noise, even snooping.
The camera looks into the window from behind the back of the boy and here it is visible that the second villain is waving the answer from the roof with the sea flag Morse alphabet.
5 Scenes
Old man’s apartment. Dirty, inappropriate, on the wall carpet with deer. The grandfather in a carpentry closely looks out the window at the boy signaling on the roof. and. Willy courageous airy determined old face.The mouths move slightly.
Grandfather breathes up, opens the closet, puts on a shovel, squeezes, bandages with machine guns, takes a three-line, baptizes himself and goes out of the door.
Going out of the entrance, he sees the same grandfather, and at the same time they honor each other.
6 the scene.
Peter from the height of bird flight. The computer schedule. The streets are filled with black dots, thicker and thicker, a gunshot sounds, and these dots are headed toward the Hermitage.
7 the scene.
by Borya-Grachevsky
Should you tell the last scene, or do you guess it yourself?
Grachevsky is enthusiastic.
Take the Winter from the Einstein movie!!! to
He embraces Bora. and late. He is hopelessly in the car. With the last word, he fell on the table and slept.
I hope the origins and causes of my complexes are now understood. Chel, being in the drabadan, gives out easily and unforcedly what will not come to my mind in the highest moments of inspiration for any carpet. Though all their lives (cravings) crush and "chips, chips, chips" repeat.
I have a lot of common stories with Bowie. If it happens, I will tell you how Boris drowned the Chinese and soon afterwards he did not leave for ever.
and Amen.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104013
 13.10.2014
Do you think nobody needs you? Try to go to bed in the afternoon.
Everyone will call you. Even those you don’t know...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №104012
 13.10.2014
From Khabr, a comment to the post "Biggest copyright lobbyists shared their vision of further combating digital piracy":

Why, is that why terrorist attacks do not take place at such gatherings? This would be the first time that terrorists were canonized.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104011
 13.10.2014
From the 4pda discussion of the tablet Samsung:

XXX: Is there a desire to cheat?
The child, my, accidentally slipped the rope from
Loaded on the window, loosened...
I can't understand what's going on, the charge is turned off, I slipped myself,
The bitterness is terrible, the sting is licked again, the ugliness... what is the insulation made of?! to
I have saved everything...

YYY: XXX, you would have licked yourself.
Have you tried to eat toothpaste? They say orange.

All the wires have now crossed.
The wire from this charging is really the most unpleasant.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104010
 13.10.2014
to this:
Even if refrigerators have a transparent door, people will still open it and look into it without thinking.
– – – – –
The light does not burn when the door is closed.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104009
 13.10.2014
Mother burned: I approach her and say:
I: Kvyat held the best qualification in his career.
She: In what career?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104008
 13.10.2014
XXX: My maid puts me potatoes, she pouches me compot
Let him not lie, let him bet!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №104007
 13.10.2014
X is:
Starbound is a tough game. The asteroid survival guide advises to burn yourself in case of critical hypothermia.

and :
Well yes really :-)
Open space and darkness. Minus 200 degrees and oxygen deficiency.
A bunch of bloodthirsty monsters surrounded, above it was a meteor rain.
Why not burn yourself under such circumstances? and :-)

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №104006
 13.10.2014
The AAA:
Meditators for 3 months
The MMM:
And if you, the lazy monster, the mediators ordered, they would have arrived much faster! And your purchase meditated on the warehouse of the Russian Post with full philological right!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104005
 13.10.2014
They sat well. I will sleep for something up from the bathroom differently into the corridor.
- Vera says that the whitewoman asked me to gather her shower gel and butt paper.
I went on a journey no differently.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №104004
 12.10.2014
Guys believe that the main problem of girls is that they think that guys want to just be friends with them :)
– – – – –
The main problem with girls is that guys just lie to them. About what they want to be friends, want relationships and similar stuff. Therefore, a guy who is really looking for a relationship, and not just gymnastics in bed, no one believes him. And for gymnastics, boys, go to older women. They will not need love or friendship from you, only what you want to build somewhere.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №104003
 12.10.2014
I ask my sister ( 11 years old): Do you want to become a vegetarian? Are you sorry for animals?
She said to me: Well, of course, it is a pity. But what to do, the world is so arranged, they have to be eaten.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №104002
 12.10.2014
Announcement in the zoo: "Dear monkeys, it will come to you faster: do not eat from people’s hands!"

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104001
 12.10.2014
Alinka: I am now scratching things - the cabinets are not enough to store them. A lot of good, I sell through no, but there are pieces that you don't sell (good, but with clamps, for example, or you can see that they are worn a little), and it's a pity to throw away. I give it free on the website. I’m already accustomed to the fact that “free payers” are the most nervous, asking 100 questions. Tell them how much she wore, and measure the length of the dress to exactly a millimeter.
But! There was a girl in the 80’s"Good morning! Send me (further links to 5 things free) and if you can free dress (link to the dress, which I sell for 250 UAH). I have no money. New mail for your account. My address is..."
Facepalm

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104000
 12.10.2014
Article in reports:
"Fighting corruption has caused economic growth to stop"
The commentary:
"What is our country such that even corruption in it requires state support?"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103999
 12.10.2014
The child brought from the school a pair for the composition about the Greater Oleg. We read.
Oleg the Great was gathering in the campaign against the Khazars, but the gray shells predicted him death from the horse.
Everything is right like.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103998
 12.10.2014
YouTube Review of Guitar:
Damn Question: need advice juppy juppy, head Marshal 100 watts as for an apartment? Will my neighbors give me a shit?

7,9 Bit: Will ))

AlexShcherba: Maybe the neighbors from all over the house will give)) 

by northon74: 100 Here and the neighboring houses will connect

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №103997
 12.10.2014
Listened on the bus (intelligent look of grandmother with grandson):

Q: I want a 4G phone.
B: It is right to say: "Four"!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №103996
 12.10.2014
I am looking for an apartment. call from the agency: can you clarify the composition of the family? I: two adults and seven children. and pause. The age of the children? I: 10 years 6 years 5 years 4 years 2 years and two newborns. The pause and the question: where did you find so many? I already have the stool. How where? The question. Is it all yours? Answer: Yes through homeric laughter. Thank you, we will try to help you. and guts. Now I have a question: how will they help me?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №103995
 12.10.2014
Did you call me?
and yes! No matter anymore!
And what was?
I just missed it, but it’s all :)

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