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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147954
 08.01.2018
This is obviously not Moscow prices, here so much only on circles-section flight goes away

You will be treated for the word "circles" anathema. It is known that the children don’t need the baskets, the children’s books (dear ones, scuco!) - too, he can play a plastic pup from fix-price, dress in a second, eat a lean soup of carrots in stock, be treated with a free doctor in turn.
And in general, children with this approach survive, sometimes even happy. More interesting here is that the daddy himself rarely adheres to the same carrots diet, and no-no, and the beer will get sick, or a new gadget.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147953
 08.01.2018
If a man is not a feudal, obliged to transfer the title to his son, his feelings are not affected by genetic affinity at all. The usual thing: his child made, because in his youth money for condoms was a pity, married "so be", the child does not relate at all "money I bring - let me be grateful for it". At the age of thirty I met love. divorced and married again. He has a daughter from his first marriage. And then it turns out that he is a HOLY daddy - with the adoptive daughter and the castle dolls of colored paper glues, and mathematics explains to her, and cartoons together with her looks, on the exhibitions he leads, and songs sings, and sincerely him in the hustle for a new family to do something, something to delight the adoptive child. The native of what? And the native automatically three pennies of alimony are paid off, there was never a desire to see him.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147952
 08.01.2018
xxx: I remember that year for the sake of interest congratulated a colleague from the Israeli office with Christmas...
xxx: he then polently accepted the invitation, but when the time came he congratulated me with Hanuka
This year, I want to congratulate my colleagues from Iraq.
YYY: then do not open packages only from them, even decorated in the festive style

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №147951
 08.01.2018
here here :

Well, he loves the child and expresses it in action. The mother does not like the child and does not want to see it again. Because she is a shallow who slept drunk with a left-handed man without protection. Or does it work in your head?

This is because of your original message history people did not like it. He is holy, she is sham. He participates, and she for some reason does not cry of gratitude.
No matter how there was between them at first, she, by raising their common child, paid for this mistake entirely, and he only slightly. For those who have children, the difference between the Sunday parent and the parent with whom the child lives is obvious.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №147950
 08.01.2018
"When I hear about the rich inner world, I think of the 5 kilograms of bacteria that live in every human being.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147949
 08.01.2018
Many people don’t like geometry.
Geometry and arithmetic cannot be liked. Wallpapers count, laminate, linoleum, singles...these are the most practical sciences! Unfortunately, in school, they are boring and boring-incomprehensible, because teachers cannot/do not want to explain their usefulness and importance. In school, however, they try to repel the hunt for reading, for a foreign language, for history and for geography.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №147948
 08.01.2018
My father is 83 years old, and he always calls his father a file. The last time he saw him was in August forty-first, when he was six years old, and his file was only thirty-two years old. On that last day, the recruits were accompanied to the gathering point: Here's how my father remembers: "Since the evening, they didn't go to bed for a long time, relatives came, and in the morning they woke up early, my mother baked cakes, the folder was sprinkled by the horse. Then we drove to the station by car for two hours. My parents talked quietly all the way. My mother did not cry. I was sitting at the folder on my knees, he tightly pressed me to himself, and I looked forward, on the road, on the pappines, and I remembered his brown socks... So many years have passed, and I think all the time that if somebody said to me then, “Kolka, you will never see your folder again” – I would turn to him and not tear away, I would only look at him and remember each of his lines... and I would remember all my life...”

That is all.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №147947
 08.01.2018
From one recall:

Two types of amulets. Massage in the atelier.

of Maasky?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147946
 07.01.2018
In southern Florida, where summer weather is typical in January, it is now just above 0 degrees. From the cold began to fall from the trees iguanas - at a certain temperature they just freeze blood, and they can not move.
YYY Iguan Collection Season in Florida

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147945
 07.01.2018
<Gifka: Priest beats children>
Anonymous: The Church of the life-giving cracks?
by ANON:
A terrible rescue.
Catch the lion, God does not catch.
Oh lili lili, Sunday puzzles.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147944
 07.01.2018
Both legs are sick. I barely walk. The right hand also. The left, healthy, was not for a long time like this: they took blood from a vein, the result was a bleeding on the half-hand and pain. Now, if they are asked to do some hard work, I will answer with full right that I have a knife".)))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №147943
 07.01.2018
"reading Instagram" for me sounds like "read a pager, thought a lot"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147942
 07.01.2018
And what the anger of an unfed hammer, words cannot convey.

Therefore, they are animals and are kept in cages.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147941
 07.01.2018
"The cry of the soul" of a fourteen-year-old daughter in conversation with his wife:
I, almost an adult person, have been doing Aikido for many years, Aikido, above you and heavier. Soon I’ll finish school and I’m going to go to another city for school, and you’re asking me "Daughter, you’ve gotten off?and "

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147940
 07.01.2018
many do not like geometry, and I decided to build a house, here it was useful - to calculate how many materials needed and at what angle the roof to put ) the son had a textbook to argue)) or we had the main task in school was to analyze the poem of some alcoholic, what he meant there...

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147939
 07.01.2018
derived from electric acne and skates (but the latter's ass is too flat).
Arising from Mormirides and Hymnotides, on the contrary, is very painful.

You confuse the marine virgins of Western mythology with our mermaids, who have nothing to do with fish. In Slavic mythology, these are river, forest and other spirits in the face of naked girls. In fact, naked virgins are their only common trait, and further, depending on the nationality and region, they could be former drowned women, and relatives of all kinds of midday women, and even part of the row of the wives of different gods. And Fig knows which of them the poet meant sitting on the branches.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №147938
 07.01.2018
Do you bother me with a piece of bread?? to
Not just meat.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №147937
 07.01.2018
We sit with the guys, chase the famous MMORPG, talk through the RC. As they say, nothing predicted trouble.
Hill, put it up again!
Tank - (somebody to the side) take it now. (According to a female voice)
Tank, what are you doing? Oh no! Not a sick attack. I have no resistance to her! Mfurmuffu Hahauff. (Wow leaves the group and leaves the game)
1D – We have losses!! to
2d - The march of the tank suckub pulled.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №147936
 07.01.2018
I find a not very bad girl. We dress in a motorcycle. Installed in a standard motor garage.
Light, two cameras, a dictionary, a sufferer with a notepad, that’s all.
And it synchronizes the carbs, adjusts the valves, regulates the ignition on opposites, delta and other popular brands. Parallel to the twisting of the carbs, OBLIGATORY pushes the chariots in the style "no longer distinguish the jupiter from the dune"(c)
Loves, views, the established personal life of the lady.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №147935
 07.01.2018
anecdote

I help my sister with history lessons. We are going through the First World War.
Do you know who Lenin is?
I have heard his music. Do you think John?
John Lennon, that is.

Petka asks: Vasily Ivanovich, and you are for the Beatles, or for the Rolling Stones?
For whom is Lennon?

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