Worontzoff: The polling stations will be equipped with cameras where observers will be placed during the counting of ballots.

Other people are like worms - they can only live normally in dirt.

About the fall from the height of 19.12.11 told the builder to whom there is confidence. They had a brigadier at the building, who had the habit of sitting down and smoking on the shelves on the very edge of the roof. At the same time, he materialized those who worked downright. At the time of history, the building was 4 floors tall.
He sits, smokes and mates. And from the back comes a TV engineer and slightly so (to learn as if) - catch up for the shoulders of the specialty....Well, how did he know that the specialty was just thrown on the shoulders of the brigadier.
The body is flying down, the TV engineer with a speck in his hands falls immediately on the roof to faint, and the body of the brigadier from below is already the motherboard of this joke.
It turns out, he fell on a huge bunch of ceramzite (slip so, slipped).
He remained alive and unhealthy, and an engineer with a heart attack in the hospital.

A grandmother who can write essays is called a witch.

Comments on the article "How to get rid of handcuffs":
If you’re in the trunk of your car, what do you do?
Yyy: If at night and in the woods – it’s just a bad sign.
Zzzz: Look for the positive in everything! I am sure this will be the last bad sign in your life! and :)

If a person has music instead of whistles, tell him about it. He may not know, the opossus itself connects all this service in order to push the bubble.

To ensure security and stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire.
Emperor Palpatine, Star Wars, Part III

The cross. and zebra. The green light.
From the standing cars ahead rolls out a fashionable lady on a jeep, rides on the "zebra" and slightly touches the walking man.
Man speaking to the driver "Look at it! People are going"
The maiden drops the glass to argue, but instead only the loud whisper of a little dog comes out of the car.
The man is embarrassed "Okay girl. Do not worry like that. Who does not go" and goes away.
The girl becomes a beet color and silently raises the glass.

The curtain.

Seberia: In Classmates, people see if you visit their page. You can buy invisible, but people can buy anti-invisible and see you, then you need to buy super-invisible - it is expensive, but then nobody will see you. In general, my mom looked at this shit, laughed at the developers, made a fake page, lazeet and not palice.

Is there an exhaust of magic in the world? Why does the ritual of calling public transportation-smoked cigarette not work?! to

This bug was fixed by entering, and then by increasing the blockage.

Discussion of the film:

smoke
As a film?

Sanek
fucking

smoke
And in more detail?

Sanek
Tagged with, diman

Comments on Goods
VLAD: Can you tell me what color is this lighting?

Answer from the forum: Hello, Black

The XXXX newspaper:
"Moscow on November 1. Russian soldiers are freezing for the second winter. The reason - in a new form from fashion designer Valentine Yudashkin. However, the Defense Ministry assures that the soldiers do not know how to wear it. For new recruits even developed a special method. It is handed over directly in the military commands, and..." (But this is the sex of trouble...) Further with his wife roasted for a long time:
The new shape for the unusual coloring, which more resembles computer pixels, was immediately nicknamed "digital" in the army. According to the developers, such a drawing is not noticeable not only on the grass, but also in infrared radiation, which is commonly used in night vision devices.
Fuck... And we thought about deceiving the heat sensor... Well, of course! The pixels!! to

Comments under photo.

Mary is
I want to say a special thanks to Sasha and Kira! You are lucky with the model.)
31 Aug at 19:57

Kirill
Thanks to Masha and Sasha! Good luck with the editor.)
31 Aug at 20:05

Mary is
ha ha! What will Sasha write to us?! to
31 Aug at 20:30

Sasha
I am a stunning photographer.
31 Aug at 22:30

Don’t think of me as a paranoid, but I think someone is constantly reading what I’m writing here.

I have long wondered why the arrows are always blue and red on all charts. As if the main content of history was the struggle of the Pidaras against the Communists.

Santa Claus’s Twitter: How you’ve all struck me. Next year, the gifts for you will not be the elves, but the trolls.

Zombies vs Plants is another attempt by passengers standing at a stop to get into a full bus at a peak hour.

You sit on a pair, get bored, post something in the spirit on Twitter: "Oh, what a boring couple, go home soon". Suddenly he will retweet you. You are 0_o

Today at work, a man (M) and a young man (P):
Q: I will meet with your daughter... I will be dressed, dressed, fed, warm...
M:...and drink off the dollar woman!!))