Confessions before the Apocalypse

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You are the most beautiful thing this year.

yyy (23:47:22 20/12/2012)
You had a hero for a year.

In the winter, those who have nothing to look after do not wear a hat.

I went to the Dutch tax site.
There is a separate tax declaration for prostitutes.
The husband:
- That is, they, unlike the whole country, say "these bl@dsk taxes" in the literal sense?

XXX: In Harry Potter they are strange some, gif images on paper printed

In the office:
“Wan, take the caviar you ordered.
I ordered honey. Even on the paper she wrote: Honey!
Why did you write honey when we ordered caviar?

A bad project manager thinks nine women give birth in a month.
yyy: Ugu, and good - that in a month and a half, plus a week to repair the suddenly slipped cracks.

I am sitting down and quietly cuddling. I can't laugh))))) We have an action on the network, in order to participate in which you need to call the operator and fill out a questionnaire with him;))) So the operators delivered crazy! The streets are listed, attention! Spili-Villi, Ul.Kokki and Nakki, Zoya Kozmodemiansky Street, and special creation - Ul. Cancer of Sofie! Cancer of the Sophia, bley! Shit, on the way. I will call the operator. Let him tell me. How does cancer look like? :)

Papa Smurf 24.12.2012 at 08:41:10 Mlj ))) add someone to me in the Magnitsky list too... so, by joke... I like very accurately - can I or not in the United States... )))
7x7 24.12.2012 at 10:29:11 And what did you do for the collapse of Russia?

I’ve always been surprised by this kind of stuff at Rooftop. You write about yourself as a woman and respond as if I was a man. So how is it? I don’t understand. — The woman is yaya ept.
Here you write suppose on the RB I sent gone gone and after an hour someone writes: "you are a girl?"

No, I am a buffalo.

WOW: Well, if we were in heaven, when listening to the songs of Mikhailov, the harp would sound.
In hell when listening to Mikhailov sounds Mikhailov

In hell, when listening to any music, Michalov sounds.

Ficus: Congratulations to me!! Mary is pregnant! 😉
Burzucheg: accept my sincere condolences)))
Ficus: Well it is...

In turn to Larry. I am standing, in front of me a guy, wildly smoked. A minute rehearsals the phrase: "Please give me sweaters". He gathered with spirit and successfully pronounces it to the saleswoman. She is "What are you? Eat with bacon, cream and greens". The guy (changing all the colors of the rainbow on his face from horror) asks "With HORSE, METHAN AND HELIUM?"

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Father Timothy sanctified the server with a code, and the video disappeared!
The coward is a bad programmer.

Rome: I have experience in communicating with the secret service. It was 8 years ago, I lost at the airport and got on the landing territory of an official. I was approached by an agent in a black suit, a large black closet, two meters tall, apparently a former mariner. He told me:
Sir, do you have a problem?
“Eye, aaah, aaah,” I wandered, “this was my first conversation with an American, and I forgot English.
“Sir, tell me your problem and I will solve it,” he said.
“I don’t know English,” I replied.
The agent hanged for a minute, swung his eyes, swung his forehead.
Yes, that’s the problem, he replied.

HHH
Judging by the fact that you love my records on your wall a hundred years ago - you have a hammer) judging by the fact that you do not take the trumpet - you have lost it again or you are afraid of an unknown number which also indicates a hammer)

HHH
you probably won't read this post soon because during a cuddle you are an infernal paranoid and you're afraid to read too))

HHH
Caroch when you leave I am waiting for a heartbreaking story about modern corporate rest))))

@innokratka: I am scared of the rite of marriage. I don’t like signing documents with witnesses, an operator recording all this, and a crying mother. and :)

C hubra, discussion of 3D printers:

HST, 24 December 2012 at 07:47
I bought a printer @ printed a girlfriend

NNN, 24 December 2012 at 08:08
did not give

I lie down, my legs are frozen, and to get up and wear socks or under the blanket to climb lazy. Switched his legs under the cat, his fingers buried in the wool of the one on the swallow - perfect.

In Krasnoyarsk mkrn "Happy" from the stop stole a new anti-vandal shop
OJIEHb in Russian. For every anti-vandal shit there is a more hiroshopic vandal.

from one MMORPG chat
It sounds silly, but where can I catch a shrimp?