Es Lexter di Mare
I fled from my people.

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Es Lexter di Mare
group "I love sex", photo - the male genital organ enters the female genital organ

Es Lexter di Mare
and under it 3 (!!!) pages of discussions about whether it is worth returning Crimea to Russia and what will come out of it)))

Es Lexter di Mare
The associative thinking of Hule

We have in the journal.
An old such
One day she took an exam.
and herself, apparently, felt very bad, her head bowed, her hand supported, a tired look under the table directed.

Give her a boyfriend
Give well
He hears, hears, and without speaking a word, and even without looking at him, puts him into account.

The guy goes out into the hallway happy, sharing with everyone.
A friend to him:
- Yes, say, and yes, I'm not ready at all, well, help me, give up for me, she didn't notice you anyway.

Well okay, after a couple of people comes in again this guy with someone else's account, answers, again gets 5

A couple of people come back to help another friend.
Listening without interrupting
The guy stretches up.

The priest takes it, turns it in his hands and gives it back to him with the words:

Young man, you would change your shoes at least.

I work as a haishnogo (DADA, haishnogo also read BOR))), in a pack of adjectives found an icon with the inscription SEX-our work. I think to hang on a shaped jacket =]

Dolls
I want wine.

Alex is
No, you really want beer and sex, just because of the uncertainty you think it’s grapes.

Dolls
:D

I am 16 years old!!I love sex! wow! to
YYY: I’m 17 years old and I’m the same virgin as you!! to

Sir Elton John joined the fight against file-sharing.
What an extravagant way to show your unconventional orientation.

Hello, I want to meet you????????? to
I don’t know if I want it or not...
Alina: am I asking you?
____________________________
What do I have to answer her???? to

Today, the preacher told us a story:
There is no acquaintance in the same school that teaches Russian language and literature, so here, they go through the "Tales of the King of the Sultans."She asks the children the question "Which of the characters you liked the most, and who doesn't and why?"All children answer that Tsar Guidon and his mother are positive, and the rest are not.Now here one girl stands up and says: "I didn't like the mother of Guidon!""On the teacher's question why she said "The first maiden was good, she wanted to feed everyone, the second was also good she wanted to dress everyone, and the third only wanted to give birth to a child and get married to a wealthy man."
You won’t argue, I wanted to read all the stories of Pushkin.

She: I jumped on my boyfriend yesterday))) I held him with my legs and hands!And shouted:"I’m a Scottish, I’m a Scottish")))
Did he take you away or did he take you away? Ha ha ha ha!! to

Hello everyone, my name is 19 years old.
I’m 16 years old in Real!
And you’re called Seafood?and :)

Russia is the only country in the world that has a comprehensive president. There is a real part, there is an imaginary part.

A friend who lives in America told how recently the bourgeois on the news channel showed a news block dedicated to Russia and its missile defense system. And here is a picture in which the journalist tells something enthusiastically to the camera against the backdrop of our rockets. On one of which the inscription"In the United States" clearly appears.

I always dream the same dream.
Fyodor Bondarczuk is right for me.
He proposes to play in his next film.
Do you think it will save him?

From the official website of the All-Russian public movement "For Human Rights:

"You do not have enough permissions to view this page."

And so in everything.

If you’re going to do something tomorrow, the bandages are out there.

Dad decided to burn the cakes.
phrase
-"Do you need to wash the cocktails?" broken up!!!))

“I have a neighbor, though beautiful, but sturdy.
Why is?
- I repaired her all the electrical wiring, and she would at least thank her.

I am a loser today.
I am not lucky today.
Today it lasts.
Far from the first year.

The school year, like pregnancy - lasts 9 months, nausea begins from the second week!!! to

Why does your phone have such a short USB?
yyy: the shorter the wire, the faster the transmission
xxx: in your wire the gnomes run and the bytes on your back? They go a meter long, so it is better to go 5 cm?! to