Appeal from one of the students of the group to the other:
Good morning my neighbors!

Timon: At our entrance, the cat was crazy for a week, so it was then cleansed with chlorine, and the eyes are cut. So this is what I am about, this Saturday there was a grand ransom of the bride, I think the bridegroom was willing to give money for everything, just as soon as possible)))))))
He, Imho, three of the most foolish traditions: the redemption of the bride in the stinking dark tight entrance of the same scenario from the Internet, the laying of flowers to the cut-off head of the dragon on the Pollock and the tamada-painter. Well, yes, there is a fourth - the newlyweds pay for all this shit and feed / sing a crowd of little-known people, exclusively "which was like everyone!". The PTC!! to

xxx: news block on the "tomorrow" of the first channel: "...everywhere in the elections led the current governors, all - members of the EP... one of them to gain 66% of the votes did not prevent even the problems before the elections - the court removed him from the election race, but then this decision was repealed by a higher instance";
XXX: Children are not burned.

He: Kiss, hello, listen, read in VK the recipe "Home mask peeling", need?
Just two ingredients.
Hand and hand?

And the gentlemen who enter remind you that the maximum level is now the nineties.

Xy: Do you put on potatoes?
X: No
Ho: How much?

(i) and (d) discuss the latest news of our lives

I: Today was such a joke, tired
I go home, I don’t touch anyone. Directly on the course is some schoolgirl, class 7-8, maybe less. He goes and dumbly photographs himself on the phone with an extended hand, without slowing down the speed. I wasn’t confused, I approached a little closer from behind and at her next double jumped what-the-fuck-rouge straight into the lens.
Then it all happens in 5 seconds: the girl looks at the photo, looks sharply across her shoulder, turns around and takes a quick step. The curtain...
You are a fucking troll! She was scared of the girl, she will now have a psychological trauma.)
I: No, so at least I taught her photonism publicly to do...

Put on the phone the "Your voice" function with the phrase "Battery charge level is less than five percent" and you will be surprised by the conciseness of calling you!

My father on my birthday:

My sister is leaving for two months, I only go home on weekends, my mom goes to bed early. So, I hope you make a personal life".

Artaban:...How many scientists are truly believing, and the professors and candidates going to monasteries...
V_Alex: There are several options here:
1st It did not work in the main field.
2nd It is now necessary to paint.
Three The NII building was transferred to the RPC, and the cabinet does not want to leave.

I love the weekend. You can get to work quickly and without interruption. Fuck it...

from chat LA2
Announcement: Gratulations, I got married.

The night. The lamp. Sergey successfully pins two naked hackers. A sharp turn. Hit the foot in the head. The Jeans. The helicopter flies behind the strike. The night. The lamp. Two hackers pin down the fallen Sergei. An unknown man with a scream of "Our beats" crushes the hacker’s bow. The night. The lamp. Sergey and his husband chase two hackers around the area. The weekend went :)

A blow of wind. A cat has just passed through the window. The 9th floor. I love the autumn Peter.

Alice and Captain Green...

Green is a mechanic, bleat!

I was looking for books and articles on Python. Now Yandex in contextual advertising offers to buy a piton, inexpensive, with delivery.

You’ve grown up, you’re 18, you’ve grown up and you’ve grown up. Most importantly, you can have sex. I want to give you a gift that you have long dreamed of. Here is he. This is brick.

...

The perfect troll!! to

In ice water, the worst thing is not hypothermia, but seizures, muscle spasms that can kill a swimmer in a few minutes. Alcohol could save you from spasms.
Yyy: The worst thing, namely, the hypothermia. In the presence of a lifeguard, seizures are not critical.
The devil knows it! I had a hatched acquaintance — he was sitting behind a fight, in the dust of which, according to witnesses, he threw a concrete bench. During the investigative experiment, that is, in a sober form, he was unable to raise it.
zzz: my friend drunk walked into a small shelf in the toilet in a women's dormitory, for this I even had to dress up to the belt, but sober didn't work out. Thus e. Alcohol increases the flexibility or desire to climb to girls. Or rather all together.

XHHH: I quit smoking. I decided that this package was the last. On one cigarette he wrote "Chicken! Go fuck it!"I suppose I’ll smoke her last. I go, smoke, the guy asked for a cigarette, accidentally got the TU. He took a cigarette and read...
We’re going to go to the cottage together.)

Working on creating websites, I realized two things: a good webmaster has four browsers open, and a good but bad one has three.