Talk about age:
I met Sasha before, and now I met Alexandra.

Listen, I'm not funny at all now, I have a girlfriend pregnant on the go!
YYY: Nath, is nothing bothering you? O_O

Xxx: 76ne65
YYY: I don’t understand, what are you doing?
XXX: This is a cat.
YYY: Well, in general, he is right...

In Russia, the winner is the candidate who does not participate in the debate.

Rested with the family in Lazarevsk, themselves from Moscow. We found a good housing. We negotiated with the owner for a long time and agreed on the price. During the rest, they were not transgendered. I heard the owners were economical, they even laughed. I don’t argue, now is a time of crisis. We rested well, gathered together and went home.
The most surprising thing, literally 2 weeks after my vacation, I had a trip to those places to explore the object, I broke through and got a devoted trip to the south. And I decided that I would stay with them, relatively close, and I liked them, in September there are always places, the check is given.
Imagine a picture – I appear at their doorstep, the master’s mouth is open when he sees me, and I give him:
“Imagine, Felix, and we, the Rothoseans, have forgotten our tomatoes in the kitchen.
The curtain.

There is nothing more eternal than that which is wrapped in blue insulate.

The Cat (
What is so?
- bought the plasma of the old calf on the floor of the stand, until they determined where to dye it. The apartment is cold, the cat climbs on the old calf, lies on it, stands up and can't understand why it doesn't heat (((
I want to turn it on for it to warm up.

A friend left her:
Don’t be sad she’ll come back!! to
I know it (((

I walked past the office toilet in the store yesterday. Inside his door hangs an advertisement with huge letters: "T-shirts not to change clothes. A fine of 1000r. and video surveillance!and "
Fuck, I'll go crazy, WHY can't you change your cowards clothes, and how to use the toilet, knowing about video surveillance?

Sometimes you want to see the author of quotes to broaden the horizon on the topic "How the dudes look".

I searched for the Yandex text of the claw "In the cat, in the cat the claw of gold. and. " for my daughter In the search line, Yandex so carefully offers suggestions: cat diarrhea cat tears eyes cat falls hair cat cat constipation cat flows saliva cat cat goes hair cat smells from the mouth cat tears eye cat faeces with blood cat diarrhea what to do

The poor cat!

Do not be deceivers! K.O This is not Captain Evidence. Captain Evidence would never have signed so obviously!

KirieHa: and I had sex in the woods on a penny with ants)
I haven’t had any ants yet.

Once at the beginning of June, we walked with one group around the universe, entered the old corps. And there laboratories are joint phys.techa and himfak. - just pulled out of the films - disasters: the basement floor room, polished walls, wires, pipes, in the corridor cabinets with broken glasses, on the floor cracked probes... In short, beauty. And there are also the students who came to enter, they still look at these wonderful catacombs with great suspicion in their eyes. But here from the pinch the door of one of the laboratories opens, on the doors of which the icon "Care, radiation" is painted, from there, holding a desperately smoking test tube on extended hands, a guy in a coat runs out, and with a wild mat runs through the entire corridor, from the wings to the other. The apprenticeship just settled, but the number of those who wanted to enter decreased in front of the eyes. They spoke with the words: go away from here.

Zebra (11:20:11 22/09/2009)
Did you try to meet guys through minet?
Zebra (11:20:27 22/09/2009)
It’s fun, sometimes you can find good people.
Zebra (11:20:34 22/09/2009)
fucking
Zebra (11:20:37 22/09/2009)
I burn
Zebra (11:20:39 22/09/2009)
and Inet
Maruska (11:20:42 22/09/2009)
ahahahahah
Zebra (11:20:50 22/09/2009)
My mom was so excited xDDDDDDD

I really guessed today. Not only is it that we have been changing the elevator for the second month and I am greatly embarrassed to walk to the 9th floor. It is said that the elevator is being installed by some Tajiks. But when I go down the stairs I hear: “We can’t install the elevator, SCOTCH the boss has not brought.

A: My car was stolen.
B: Whoever needs this rubble, it costs 3 cents.
A: Don’t tell me, I’ve filled a full tank.

Popular performer Anna Semenovich took part in a new fun online game "Who is smarter Semenovich?". The rules of the game are very simple: the sexy singer will take off her clothes while the participant answers the questions correctly.
A good reason to lose your virginity for Anatoly Wasserman.

From the forum:
Scientists from General Electric have unveiled a disk that can hold 500 gigs of information, and Pioneer is about to make a terabyte bulb by 2013!
2 "Please wait. It remains 2.5 months until the end of the proceedings."
After 2.5 months -... and the verification of data has begun!!! to
4-"...The process has been successfully completed. Do you still need it? Yes/No / Cancellation of..."

She: And I learned how to make sushi...mm...)
Are you tired of taking care of the aquarium? and :)
Tomorrow I will try to cook.
He: Oh, and the dog got? :D