X: What is interesting to say?
YYY: well x** knows
XXX: Give him the phone

She: Write something silly. I want to read :3
He is: fuck, fuck
Bravo, that’s exactly what I wanted :D

This is:

You are at home.
-Aga
Lostly
exp(-((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2/1000) + exp(-((x +4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2/1000) + 0.1exp(-((x +4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2)+0.1exp(-((x -4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2)
O_O

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The guy!! Whoever you are, thank you. You made my week!! to

He painted Hamlet, Ophelia and the Father’s Shadow. They said it was very dark, we need something brighter for the children. “Let Carlson be in the shadow of Hamlet’s father,” they write to me.
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Carlson in a ghost costume could well replace Hamlet's Father's Shadow.

here here :

Discussion of fees in the parental committee and at the graduation.
Parents from the parallel class decided to collect at the graduation of 35 thousand - for them, this is a budget. Our class was invited to join. The parents were not all at the general meeting and decided to gather only their class and come up with something more budget.
and 35 000. A visit to the Red Square.
My son wants (and most boys) to a cottage with a swimming pool. Girls want - a limousine and a budget cafe with competitions and dances :in_love:.
I want EVA to surrender.

They walk widely. Why the Cottage, Cafe, Red Square? With that money they can organize their graduation in Europe.

Discussing the motorcycle
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Rianon: I love modular, comfortable, safe, and you can eat without taking off
TermoSINteZ: On the go, at a speed over 200) Opened so, ate the butter.
Rianon: It’s you who didn’t try to drink vodka by jumping out of a parachute plane!
TonX: I think I know what to do next weekend

I add :

If there’s a girl you like, invite her on a date, the worst thing that will happen is the answer is no.

Only if on the question: “Let’s go to the cinema on Friday?” you get the answer: “No,” be sure to ask: “A on Saturday?” and if not again, then “When can you?” for the final clarity of the picture. Suddenly she only goes to her grandmother for her birthday on Friday and will only come back on Sunday.
And then on the methodical test kiss... there is more or less true

I was given a pill to improve my memory.
I bought them.
I forgot on the drawer.
And then for two weeks I forgot to go back to the pharmacy and pick it up.

I really need these pills.

by Marinalevy

This country cannot be defeated!!! to
Changed the entrance door to the apartment - broke the home phone and the door bell. The JEK said that the masters will come on Friday before lunch. I waited for three days, no one. The call in the JEK killed!!!! One did not call the cell phone, the other called the phone!!!! to

My husband is sitting and crawling something. I ask what do you do?
at night in silent pencil.
I see, my daughter really brushes the pencil.

The new motto of the car is: Lada, what the car should be
But my brain is persistently listening: the way a car should NOT be

I will explain:
to this:
to this:

xxx: Somehow it happened that the typical format for setting a task at work sounds like: "Here you have a brick, beetle and a flying mouse wing - do something. We need a result!"

We forge the middle out of the brick, put the foil there, cook the beetle with the wing in the resulting pot.

Where do we get the foil? and ;)
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He pulled off a piece of his hat.

Dema: Yes, I’m not as afraid of the hoops as I am afraid of my scientist!
Dema: Their question "Is there a ch?I still know what to answer...

The Historic:

In the Museum of Modern History in Moscow hangs a poster-agit "Why Russia enters the war" for 1914, at the price of 20 cops. for the people.
It sets out a map of the future of Europe, which each country will receive. Switzerland had to get several border alpine regions of Austria and Germany, so that the gentlemen going to their favorite resorts did not get to ordinary, affordable countries, but to a more prestigious Switzerland.
10 million died. of man.

In fact, Russia entered the First World War because on 1 August 1914 Germany declared war on Russia. Russia refused to fulfill the conditions of the German ultimatum on the abolition of the general military mobilization. A general mobilization was introduced in Russia in response to the fact that on 28 July 1914 Austria-Hungary, under pressure from Germany, declared war on Russia's ally Serbia.

xxx: More and more people want to print a poster on the A2 with the inscription "Oh my God, yes all back!!!" and use it as a decisive argument in all the dumb disputes in which I have to participate.

was alone. I tried for six months. She spoke. I said "I want to!". Called in guests. I kissed and dressed, but no more. Half a year.
I was 16-17 and I was a virgin at the time. After a few years, I wondered what was wrong with me.
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What is incomprehensible? Heaven, the guy (or his acquaintances) had trouble because of sex with a young girl, he was waiting for you, fool, to grow up.

Fuck, fuck with your friends-huezons, fuck on debts, local forums or friends in a jersey, pay!

Probably one of the few remaining in this resource.
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Odmin, kote, shredder, oiaebu, o_o

to this:

...I turn back and ask "what?" And he answers with a sad face - "This is a failure, there is Zhenya".

Just check which toilet it is going to.

Em... In fact, humanity has not yet defeated the herpes virus... and you are getting stuck with Ebola...

Ebola is very unpleasant.
Typically, viruses at a temperature of 38-39 degrees lose the ability to reproduce, and this gives time to leukocytes to find them and disassemble them into spare parts. (This is why a sick person has a fever.)
Ebola has adapted to survive in the bodies of flying mice, which during flight heat up to 42. That is, a human 39 for her comfortable temperature. That is, even if the leukocytes have appropriate antibodies to find and break down the virus – it will still be in the best case of the race who is faster – the virus multiplies, or the leukocytes kill it. And during this race, the human body will constantly maintain a high temperature in a futile attempt to stop the reproduction of the virus, and with a very high probability, a person will die either from the exhaustion of the body (a high temperature requires a lot of energy) or from the overheating of critical organs. At 42 degrees, for example, hemoglobin begins to break down, which is responsible for the transfer of oxygen in the blood... and to stop the reproduction of the virus in the body will need 45 degrees, if not higher...

<...> runs, runs, and can’t take off – and falls down with a desperate hoodie.
= the =
It is urgent! Fast, fucking fast, fucking fast! When you stop chopping classics, your mother...