Hunting for pleasure is killing for pleasure.
Is fishing a killing for pleasure? Or if the carapace does not whisper, can it be killed?
The mushrooms, the mushrooms have forgotten! It does not burn and does not burn.
Macmahon: Well, the mushrooms also cut a lot of us

We have a guy one in our group (musical) was.. decided to make the electric guitar on his own.. found, therefore, a body of something, the recorders bought, all the things... Waal his miracle of the week and a half-two... came to the next rehearsal proud of such.. shows his creation - a nice result ))) Connects the guitar to the combination, in that control, the volume to the maximum, and from the columns is distributed: "You listen to the radio Majak" ))))))))).... In general rehearsals there was no week 2 )))))))))))))

Fuck the school? Fuck the idiots? Damn the Gandhi? Fuck the crazy? Fuck the bastards? Fuck the neighbors? Fuck the menta? Fuck your ancestors? Fuck your friends? Fuck the grandmothers? Fuck the men? Fuck the politicians? Fuck the country? Fuck the life?

Do not be upset. Fuck them all.

I haven’t read the Abyss for a couple of weeks. I rightly understood that recently the old man on the green six got stuck on the roads?

Tomorrow we’ll know who will be, a boy or a girl.
We read that the little one already (in the stomach) hears everything and needs to talk to him - here is my sitting in the evenings, while I fall asleep, and tells the stomach in the tone of the fairy tale grandmother's device of the motorcycle Ural.

Today the number was...
I am standing at the bus stop... suddenly from behind the stops there appears a kind of crazy cat, goes out to the middle of the bus lane... and dumbly starts to rot in the middle of the road... the stop has already begun to lie...
But a half-minute later the bus arrives - the cat remains in place... but the eyes change in the size of twice... as if a whole bus entered his personal toilet...

Rin: At the subway another flyer distributor slipped. About something disagreeed, advertised a new office store.
Rin: Impressed approach to the topic. “You’re young, but already know the price of freedom? Do you hate being thrown into a frame? Do you want to finally get a walk? only we - common notebooks _without fields_ from nine rubles fifty copies!" :D

The monument to the Ukrainian fleet is the legendary submarine Zaporozhye. In order not to drown, she was cooked to the pierce.

In response to:

1st :
Unbelievable, but the fact: after a beer came home and immediately three robes in a row with a windsor tied.
1st :
Three hours ago I tried to learn and failed.
2nd :
Then he tied a blanket, blanket, shirt and crane in the bathroom.

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Bender is you? O_O

(K) of

The rector cut out the inets in the entire student community.
All the students were drunk.

I work in a small organization, I wrote a software that automates a lot of routine office work. I put a trial for 5 days and show the boss, with a hint that I should buy.
-After an hour calls to myself and says that if I don't find a crack, I will be fired :(

I sit with my wife in the kitchen and eat shurma.
A cat comes, begins to rub his legs, to ask.
Wife: "My brother was stunned. I have come out"

At the mine, at one of the passers during lunch, a small rat sprinkled a sausage and began to run away, the one behind her, she in a cut tube about 1.5-2m long, and hid there. He didn’t think for long, but stopped both ends of the pipe and began to intense a squat from above. This action lasted about 5-7 minutes until colleagues got tired of this sound.
Watson, she died there a long time ago.
Vasya made a checking blow to the pipe several times, and rested, opened the pipe and looked there. Basil laughed and said:
- Fuck men, don't believe, she has her back legs clogged her ears, and she eats the sausage with the front legs.

(C)dr.5y51em

Girls dress brightly and outspoken only to play the male instinct to fuck out all the unusual and amazing.

I am studying in Jurfake.
I approach the bus stop. People are full as usual. Comrade calls, everyone around hears only my answers, naturally:
Q: Are you going to class today?
I am UGU. What do we have today?
T is a seminar. Prepare for rape.
One rape and all.
T: Yes, only one couple today.
Take my place, I’ll be soon.

and WOFFKAA:
I am Arbitration.
And when I finish the arbitration, we need to repair our apartment.
The door was opened on Saturday.

The smoke:
If you are a wizard, I also want a door on Saturday, but rather a door on Friday night.

Today I was at a congress of amateur photographers, I heard the outcry of a dialogue after which I just couldn’t stand more normally:
Can you distinguish color from black and white?
Surprisingly, the eyes are different!! to
Furthermore, he heard the toppling of the legs, the silenced matts and the phrases:
A zebra in the snow!! to

In our country, fucking dogs cross the pedestrian crossings, and especially smart on the green light, when will pedestrians learn to do so?

xxx> I'm fucking with the female logic. First they look for a unique creative personality, and then for several years they try to make him live a "normal" life.
Either they are looking for a man after whom they would be like behind a stone wall, and then wonder he restricts them.
Wow> Well the walls are actually the limiters :)
xxx> Or constantly divorce a man for money and then get upset that he treats them as things.
But the fucking thing - they are looking for an experienced man, that is, one who would sleep before them with a lot of babes, and then they want him not to cheat them, like a gourmand able to distinguish the taste of dozens of dishes can be kept constantly feeding a ham.

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Fuck, this is the story.
I met with a girl... there was no sex for a very long time... probably 8 months... but I loved her, I forgave a lot... I didn't think of her at all.

And finally the celebration of all Russia and my friend) a miracle of miracles happened)))

First time with her.

Everything is normal... but I look at it later... after all, she’s so sad. I’m asking her (maybe I didn’t like it or even... I’m feeling damn) dear, isn’t it? Why are you so sad?
No, it is okay. I just feel like you are dating me for sex.

The curtain.