In the Krasnoyarsk Audi Center in the sales department introduced new categories of cars:

Hits for sale!! to
X is for sale!! to

mof1re: From the world to the thread - to the neck of the thread...

"In Australia, for example, on goods of local production often stands the label "PROUDLY made in Australia"."
After their anthem for 90% of their "Australia, Australia, Australia" and for 10% of "the country of fields, freedom and dreams" somehow is not surprising the fact of such an inscription on the goods.

An old fool is different from a young man who is endowed with a number of stupidities called “life experience.”

Children is great!
Yes is. It is so. I went with my older son to work for my wife. My son was five years of power. On the ring of the Home of the household, we were several times very seriously cut by the nine with the shading back mirrors. The Miracle Guide at some point was out of the reach of my anger (with my right side). Here I spoke the phrase to myself: "The mirrors would break him for unnecessity." I feel in the cabin somehow cooler and hearing increased, and then the sound of a blow and falling on the asphalt broken mirror. I thought it was I who struck him, and looked into the right mirror... I only noticed the plastic machine that my son held in his hand was hiding in the car’s bottom through the window; and the son’s phrase: “Ready, Dad.”

Previously, a technician, measuring all ingredients for products at a confectionery, worked in a white coat and cap. Currently in chemistry.

L_D: Mom is the kind of person who will always find a way to fuck you out of the best incentives.

y: I will regret my messages tomorrow.)

X: So what did you want to tell me?

Y: I have a false imitator called like you.

Y: It is all, I am silent. I will say too much.

by :DDDDDDD

Luke Holz: Footballers of the Luxembourg national team were scared of Russians
Evik: They let go to the field of Valuev.

A 10-year-old daughter asks before going to bed: “Dad, is killer a profession or a hobby?”

About about:
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by Habr
The Ussuri River until 1972. The Chinese name was “Ulahe” (Manch. 'ul' = and#039; river' whale. 'he' = and#039; the river')
Thus e. It was formerly called the Ula-he River, which was essentially the River River.
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Skund was really enchanted, although such forests on Disk are quite common. But it was the only forest in the universe that was called - in the local language - "Your Finger, Bolvan", which is a literal translation of the word "Skynd". The reason for this name is, unfortunately, too banal. When the first explorers from the warm lands near the Round Sea hit the cold deep lands, they filled the white spots on their maps as follows. They caught the nearest aboriginal, pointed to some point of reference, asked questions, loudly, clearly pronouncing words, and recorded everything that the elderly aboriginal spoke. Therefore, in generations of atlases such geographical discoveries have been perpetuated as "Simply Mountain", "I have no concepts", "What?" and, of course, "Your Finger, Bolvan." by Terry Pratchett. The crazy star.

Mother of God! These crazy guys put the tits into the game! What an abomination to show a character scene in the shower without clothes! In Mass Effect 3, Shepard went into the bath right in his officer’s uniform and it was great. Just think, the poor player after countless cut throats and digging in the intestines of the opponents will finally decide to relax, but instead will see this disgusting nauseous spectacle.

I don't understand why you're uncomfortable carrying bags for three holes.
Homer Simpson –

Web site for job search, I search for vacancies where work experience is NOT required. There is a job "Plastic Surgeon".

The first time with a girl:

Girl: Why should I be sure? What if I am not sure?

Uncertainty gives rise to doubt, doubt gives rise to fear, fear gives rise to hatred. The road to the dark side opens up hatred.

XHH: Help to choose an mp3 player: the main is loud bass.
WOW: take anything from cowon, sound best you can get up to $300
I have a budget of 1500 thousand rubles.
One and a half million what? Take a Toyota RAW 4 - there is a good player

During the repair, the cat forgot that he is afraid of the vacuum cleaner

To the video about the cockroach in the center:

The cockroach was soaked with the help of hands, scissors and such a mother!
Do not show the Americans the video, they have a complex of inferiority because of us!

A man with a washing machine respect, so to work a healthy scratch with 1 stroke.
This was the one who had to fight with Klitschko.

My 5 cups:

This something:
Tell someone to these humanoids from what planet, who produce large bags for washing powder and pasta, that a person has 4 fingers, not three!! to

I x@ei, aliens with 3 and 4 fingers divide, in the open, laundry powder and pasta on the Internet, and the opinion of the Earthans no one asks...
So, I, as an indigenous inhabitant of the planet Earth, have FIVE fingers on each limb!!! The Five!! to
You came here, you know.

How do you imagine the holes for your fifth floor, Earthman? I support 4 hole holders.

I chose pastas yesterday, with a different taste than I finished.
XXX: I finally found out I bought the same :)
I bought tea three times.
Which I am allergic to