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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103954
 11.10.2014
The program I’m writing has begun to scare me.
XXX: I stopped understanding how it works.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103953
 11.10.2014
The more you know... in Italy the rescue circle is called "ciambella di salvataggio" - rescue punch.

A man on board! Give him a rescue pack!! to

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №103952
 11.10.2014
I will continue on the topic "On the fence too"
A deaf fence around the territory, within which several not too welcoming institutions, including the district military committee. On the fence - a bright poster with colorful letters: "Family kindergarten"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103951
 11.10.2014
I walked to the office, got out of the car, approached the door and remembered that I forgot the card from the pass in the car.
Get into the car...
... → I attached!!...
I took a map from the armor. I retreated. has gone out.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103950
 11.10.2014
to this:
I always go with my friends to the same dining room.
And often we see a person of uncertain sex. Black pants, a white shirt, a short haircut, unisex-looking glasses, lean and no sexual features are simply not visible.
There was always a dispute about who it was, a boy or a girl.
And here one wonderful day we smoke after lunch and it goes. A colleague from a distance saw the presence of a bayja (there was not before). To avoid suspicion, I turned around and he looked at the name.
I turned back and asked "what?". And he answers with a sad face - "This is a failure, there is Zhenya".


Look at the Adam’s apple. There are no women 😉
Write who it is.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103949
 11.10.2014
I had sex with him and Eddie.
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I was also hinted, made compliments, and everything around it shattered, so in friends she climbed that up to my department moved, and all this after one single compliment. Directly asked her, he said, “No, I’m not interested in you!” he said, “Well, great!” later pretended to fuck her girlfriend – she’s hysterical and nervous. I came to work with tears and red eyes for a week.

What conclusions? If you suspect you are fucking, even mild, then you should probably refrain from looking for a partner or partner.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №103948
 11.10.2014
<...>
The Soviet joke.
In the country, as in the "South Press": "Truth" no, "Russia" sold, there was only one "Work".
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Daddy, you already if you get to quote, so at least studied the primary sources, or half the meaning disappears.
This joke ends with the words: "... remains <Work> for 2 copies".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103947
 11.10.2014
to this:
Nitromethane was not classified as an explosive substance until the explosion of a railway tank on July 1, 1958.
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For a long time, the largest explosion in the history of mankind was considered the explosion of a double salt warehouse - sulphate and ammonium nitrate in Oppau (Germany). The fertilizer was crushed into small explosions, which apparently caused detonation in the entire mass of the substance previously considered safe. The explosion turned out to be so powerful that along with the strong destruction in Oppau's own houses were also destroyed in Manheim, which is 6 km away. The explosive wave broke out glass at a distance of up to 70 km.

"Chemistry and Life" No. 5 1990

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №103946
 11.10.2014
So, maybe it’s worth wondering, is there a lot of real women left?
Always support the man. They feed, feed, and silence where they need to be. Those who want and can raise children, keep the fireplace.
And most importantly, they will be loyal to their man no matter what. They will never leave you alone, even in the most difficult moments. As the saying goes, “a friend is known in trouble, and a wife in poverty.”
Therefore, only those who deserve the right to be called a “true woman” can claim a “true man.”

= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Oh oh oh oh oh. You do me good here, and I will come to the ready, and then I will behave like a man. It is possible."

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №103945
 11.10.2014
You are like the medusa of Gorgon. When I look at you, my member turns into a stone.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103944
 11.10.2014
Comments on the song on popular ear resource:

XXX is good!!! I found you!! I was looking for more than I liked! 😉
yyy: I was raped under this song in the car, and I was looking for it too.
Zzz: It’s a long talk, but I heard it on the radio – I liked it. I found it without problems, I know English. They were not raped in the car.
qqq: I would listen and listen... but the disc with this song has to be thrown out, why do I have stuff.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103943
 11.10.2014
In supermarkets usually from 10 to 20 cash.But only always work 2-3.Explain:why the rest?Governor what will come to charge?"

The so-called "Russian mentality" - According to the rules of trade, a certain amount of cash is required for a certain metering of the trading area. That’s why they make 10-20 cash. But the rules do not say anything about whether they should work, and the working cashier is the cost (such as the cashier, service, etc.). That’s why they don’t work.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103942
 11.10.2014
by mail.response
What do you need to have a legionella?? to
Accounting and Orthographical Dictionary

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103941
 11.10.2014
Most on the dating site are afraid to meet: men – complete ugly woman, women – rapist and murderer. © by

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103940
 11.10.2014
Thus e. Either you wash your dishes as I say, or you wash yourself, but I will not wash the dishes at all.
did not see.
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My own... Or my own as I said... Or my own... Staa? ><

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103939
 11.10.2014
Discussion on the hub of a compact encephalograph allowing to measure the emotions of a person.
1>> give two!
2>> and are very naive. Pray that it will remain a fun but useless toy.
3>> Just don’t say you’re paranoid about the reverse effect.
4>> You have enough and no reverse. “Evaluation of the enthusiasm of working at our wonderful company during the working day,” for example.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103938
 11.10.2014
Let it live another year:

From a Chinese student:

Russian men are positive. They don’t immediately get into the eye, but then I understand: a good person, kind. They have interesting brains and warm soul".

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103937
 11.10.2014
According to statistics, 8 out of 10 girls have an abortion before marriage.
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The highest incidence of abortions is between the ages of 18 and 19 (56 per 1000).

And where is this "eight out of ten"?
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The anecdotic:

How old is your son?
and sixteen.
Abortion is too late!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103936
 11.10.2014
I want cheesecake, not to get fat and sleep
222: Sim Salabim, Ahalay Mahalay!
222: You have no wishes left!
Do you sleep with a cheesecake in your mouth?
1 of 11 (
Something is wrong with my beard.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103935
 11.10.2014
There are such interesting personalities.

All guys just need sex, and communicating with girls just to fuck?

All the girls just need to go out and babbling with coffee shops?

A friend with a friend. We work together, we read the same thing, on weekends - rushing to the pitch, together rushing on survivors' forums. But how though. The girls are scared of the prospect of becoming a nasty friend. I let him gently hint, like, dear, I didn't get the light with a cling, out of Masha is beautiful, cheerful, sporty, out of Dasha... Fortunately, again under alcohol it turned out: I didn't like him as a girl for a second. (And the female brain has already drawn such a drama.)

So, ladies and gentlemen, each speaks for himself, each for himself.

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