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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №118873
 28.09.2015
I watch the Hobbit on TV. A friend from the neighboring room cries: "What’s going on there now?"
I: "They are going".
P: "A brief content of the trilogy".

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №118872
 28.09.2015
Betty: My mother prepared a reinforcing hellish composition of aloe juice, cocoa, goat fat, honey and there seemed to be nuts. Since then, my brother and I have been distinctive in food.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №118871
 28.09.2015
A truly intelligent person is that rare homo sapiens normalis who does not self-affirm at the expense of others.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №118870
 28.09.2015
Dave went to the hospital. Talon at 17:40, came earlier, I see, one man is sitting in the office, well, I am opposite the village and carefully interested - "Do you have a half-sixth?"
He looked at me somewhat maliciously, struck something unfriendly and turned away.
It turned out, the floor was wrong, and in that office the urologist takes.
In short, a picker of me like myself...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №118869
 28.09.2015
I don’t have Twitter or Instagram. I’m just walking around the street and telling strangers what I’m eating and drinking, and what I’m doing at home and at work. There are already three subscribers: a doctor and two police officers watching me.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №118868
 28.09.2015
Who will explain why the devil can be called and God cannot? The devil, less loaded or more communicable?
"Because the Devil is the first line of tech support, and Godzhenka is the developer. The most you can do is HOPE that your bag report reaches its department. The last update was 5,000 years ago :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №118867
 28.09.2015
The sleeping room.
And now the shit dry off and go to the dressing room.
O O O O?? to
I wanted to say dry.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №118866
 28.09.2015
General Team Chat:
xxx: We go upstairs past the residence-crossroads.
Have you moved, xxx?
xxx for whom? The camel? Health has gone.
We had to move! We want bread and spectacles.
yyy: yes, and the video in the registrator))
I don’t have a registrar :(
ZZZ: Take with you from the stock exchange a chewmaker. Let him remember everything on the road, and then tell it again in the evening.
zzz: B% of the number!! Exactly!! You need an acne!! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №118865
 28.09.2015
I took the daily yesterday, took the room in the hotel and spent time with a girlfriend.
Now clear daylight?

For the imagination, I understood.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №118864
 28.09.2015
To really realize your age is to find out that your cousin who is 10 years younger than you is getting married... your trio brother, with whom you played machines at the last meeting, became a father... and that the son of your mother’s friend, whom you last saw as a first-class student with a bouquet of flowers, sold his gold stamp to pay for treatment for a sexually transmitted illness.)

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №118863
 28.09.2015
Today you buy Apple, and tomorrow you go for a walk with the boy.
You first bought an iPad, then you sliced your mouth with a mask.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №118862
 28.09.2015
About the Brain, Kirill

"The amount of mind on the planet is constant, and the population is growing" Axioma of Cole.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №118861
 28.09.2015
xxx: I list here the practical magic of Papus, an interesting chapter
How about in detail?
You won't believe, but the demon of Monday is called Lucifer
You won’t believe it, but I didn’t doubt it.

[ + 41 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118860
 27.09.2015
The best tactic is to ignore the idiots.
A great quote. Who is the author?
Imagine that they do not exist.
Who is the author?
and continue to live.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №118859
 27.09.2015
XXX: Andrei Anatolich, where to hit the spikes?
YYY: In the flange!
XXX is self-reliant! Where to Pick?? to

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №118858
 27.09.2015
The husband gave a busy compliment today: “All but me are the men in the world who are losers – they don’t have you!”

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №118857
 27.09.2015
My wife is my strictest and most impartial critic. Whatever I write, whatever I say, whatever I do, she will surely say encouragingly, “Some... shit.”

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №118856
 27.09.2015
About cashew nuts (in raw form poisonous):

XXX: I wonder who thought it. A couple of centuries ago, a man decided to try to eat raw nuts, almost dying. He decided it was a challenge, and began to look for ways to eat this devil nuts?

Yyy: Also, as someone decided to catch pets, eat unknown plants and cultivate them, use the stone as a universal tool and breathe fire.
Oh, funny, but what if I spend my time on a dangerous hunt that will help me in the future!

zzz: Millions of years of evolution. Plants and animals adapt to different conditions, grow thorns, produce poison so that they are not eaten by any other animal. And then a man appears and begins to eat everything in a row. And what is poisonous or dangerous is called delicacies.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №118855
 27.09.2015
That’s how my childhood passed, I cut off – I put on a paddle, burned a delicious resin and ran to throw aerosols into the fire.
And the goal I had was to "bubble" and not to get accidentally under the supervision of an adult.

ZZZ to UGU. Men are randomly surviving boys.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №118854
 27.09.2015
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