The challenge at night - we come to the bathroom and watch the picture - in the steam window stuck in the belt of a facturing person - the back and legs inside, the head, shoulders and hands outside. A prominent city leader. It turned out that when all specifically submitted he decided to steam, inside because of the high temperature boiled water in the tank and poured on stones, the way to the door was cut off by hot steam, poor oil in the window and stuck. On the street minus 30, inside about 100, he sat for a long time until one of his friends looked around. As a result - ears, cheeks - frostbite, legs, ass, male dignity burns, well that not very serious yet. In the hospital, nurses fell out of laughter, doctors made such a diagnosis for the first time.
This story happened in the Kiev subway in 1992. The evening. The mechanic announces that the doors are closing, and at this moment a Negro in a suit, a coat and a hat is carrying onto the perron, trying to get the time; - and he has been able, but somehow uncomfortable, head and hand in the car all the rest outside. And then he pronounces the phrase in broken Russian - "Here the fool arrived." The driver opened and closed the doors. The Negro enters the car, lifts his hat, clothes, cuts off his coat, proudly throws his head and says, “Nihua, we’re still going!”! to
I live with a girl, yesterday cooked, fed, drank, washed her and my cowards... soon on the march I will want to marry :-(
British Air Force aircraft have begun to take on board new aircraft
Type of weapon - 455-kilogram concrete blocks,
> made in the form of a bomb.
Such a bomb destroys military equipment by a direct hit.
> without causing any other destruction.
The top of high technology is a stone thrown from the height to the victim.
What’s the difference between Linux and Windows?
mel4eg: screw like a prostitute, you buy it and use it, but this is Linux as a wife))) you choose the appropriate version for a long time, you fight with it for a long time, make it work as it should...
mel4eg: and the pirate wire is like a prostitute, which was given a bark, so that you did not go, and then have)))
mel4eg: only then can you get the pistols from the suitener xD
Answer from the boss to a letter with prices for licensed software
>> is very expensive.
>> We are not going to go. steal it
Please remove the dull advertisement of the game "Stalker" placed here under the guise of someone’s quotations (evidently fictional). thank you.
xxx: online game is such a fun chat in which in the top window you can get to the mouth for what said in the bottom=)
Treedy: Included MTV, there concert Tokyo Hotel
Treedy: They play, and on top of the stage the water flows like rain, all wet in the pop.
Treedy: and the microphones work and the sound goes
Treedy: I hear that something is wrong...
At the end of the 1980s, a postgraduate trainee from Canada was in exchange. The Indian is there. So when he was sent, our boyfriend, who came there for the same exchange, advised him to name first the surname, and only then the name. The Indian at first thought that we were being mocked by him — well, everyone first said his name! But in Moscow, I realized for the first time that it was not a joke. So then he always called himself very accurately and with a long pause: "Sholto. Tagged with"
The evil clown-mb virtsex?
Evil Clown - I slowly take off your valens.
The evil clown-your pants crawl on the wind
¤msz_TpaBka-I take off one of your skis
¤msz_TpaBka¤-)))))))
¤msz_TpaBka¤-ahahahahah
¤msz_TpaBka¤-sh to end
Evil Clown-Closed Walnuts I Begin To Remove Wool Socks
Evil Clown-Taking off Your Shirt I Start Taking Off Your Fuck and Two Cocktails
The evil clown shoot the leaflet from the first fold
The Evil Clown 2
The evil clown loves the lower skull with my lips
The evil clown, the cowardly parachute.
The bad clown at this time nervously eats chicken
¤msz_TpaBka¤ )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
¤msz_TpaBka¤-бля щас умру Sash
¤msz_TpaBka¤- ))))))))))))))))))))
¤msz_TpaBka¤- aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The evil clown finds my old clock under the second fold
We go with a friend in the people-filled elevator in the shopping center... a guard enters, the elevator touches... and through the rack you hear:
- Sereg, take off the child's wheelchair from the 4th floor... in it for several hours passers throw the garbage, it has already begun to overflow... mmmmm (the same voice) well, at least so, at least not on the floor)))...everyone in the elevator rotted...!!! to
Where he fled, clean and unclean.
She is: smashing and smashing))
From the Auto Forum:
>>The topic is very relevant, I want to feel like a thunderstorm, I want something to regulate the bass, for example, at night loud, and in the day quiet, or vice versa
Who will say anything? Do you advise?? to
<<< Good help corns with milk. Depending on the time of application, the curtains will start in 15 minutes, well, and after 30 will go the curtains with a pleasant bass sound, and the topic will immediately appear on the forum - "How to wipe out the shit from the veil?".
Money loves silence, and thoughts love loneliness.
Nick Blue
And again about the inscriptions on a/m. Advertising on the car: “From me”
They want to get rid. by tel.“HHH”
If from the morning no one remembers what happened yesterday, then where do they come from?
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Oh the blonde?
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Q: How to explain to a foreign student the expressions "AHUENNO PIZDATO" and "HUEVI PIZDEC" and the differences between them?
YYY: How to explain the differences? Learn to speak, by intonation everything is clear.
XXX is not that.
The words have the same roots and the meaning is opposite.
This is a joke.
XXX: or let’s try to explain it.
Only the Russians can understand this.
One shit, one shit!
You and I are so similar, we have a lot in common =)
She: Well for example?
I love when you are above and you love when I am above.