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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №118853
 27.09.2015
In one of the forums about Google search problems:

Blocks and blocks, I don’t know why. What I just didn’t do, even the man called – so it didn’t work.
and short. Google for the weak, real men ask the clear

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №118852
 27.09.2015
It is known that the formation of the cortex of the large hemispheres of the brain - namely, it is the "location of the personality" - has a huge influence on the development of fine motorics of the fingers (that is why the child must definitely draw, glue, sew, etc.). P is. The leading, background type of this motorics is now writing skills. Meanwhile, the current schoolchildren are likely to be the last generation who can write letters on paper (or on the walls of the elevator); the next generation will not even "tap the key and click the mouse", but simply dictate the computer - which is called without attaching hands. Consequently, their brains will inevitably be arranged somewhat differently – in the very real sense; and there are serious grounds to suspect that these brains will eventually be noticeably more primitive than the present ones. It may, of course, be for the better (“Blessed are the poor in spirit...”), but somehow it is... offensive...

Kirill Yeskov

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №118851
 27.09.2015
In 2016, Tatiana Ovsijenko will be 50 years old. Time is flying...

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №118850
 27.09.2015
<@Snegovik> is a good guy
<@Snegovik> does anyone have five million in gift to me?
<@Snegovik> well or exchange for thanks
<@Snegovik> sorry, the cat ran through the keyboard

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №118849
 27.09.2015
Whoever, no matter what he told you, how much he caught, shot, won, earned, drove, boldly divides it into two.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118848
 27.09.2015
Why does my smartphone, made to serve humans, respond to touching a cat’s legs?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №118847
 27.09.2015
I can't find a building fan, I call a friend.

X: Hi, did I accidentally give you a building fan?

Y: No, I didn’t know you had it.

X: I feel like you know right now.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118846
 27.09.2015
Here is the key phrase!

"I don’t work on a specialty because I didn’t set a goal for myself at first".

To what extent was it then necessary to study, to occupy someone else's place, in vain to spend the money that the state allocated to make an engineer appear in the country? Maybe someone who wants to build bridges, cars, airplanes, got to the university?

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №118845
 27.09.2015
He treats me like a deer. Type of Utopia. And I am so dumb in the needles. and dwarf.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №118844
 27.09.2015
The president should be shown on television every day so that the people don’t think he’s escaped.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №118843
 27.09.2015
The Chocolate

Habit already to this (I want to write to our site), decided to share.

I read the sad story of a 6-year-old boy who was looking for money under the benches in the park to cure his father from drunkenness. Well, and the comment there was one evil person. About that it doesn’t happen. I remembered my own.

It was before March 8. I went with my wife to the shopping center. She wanted to give a gift to her close friends. Tea + chocolate + original packaging. He chooses, he chooses. I just look at tea. I see a boy 7-8 years old. The appearance is very... Well, like an oppressor. And a look. Evaluation and study. He got closer to the door. Not because I wanted to catch in case, no. On the contrary, do not let go, in order to avoid clashes and problems.
He stands and looks. very calmly. And I look at him. I see trousers, which are released three times per height, a coat with short sleeves, wool folds from scratched folds. It was a hat in which three brothers grew up. All washed for N-three times, smoothed. Self is clean. Look calm, confident and adult.
And I see that he is not going to steal anything. He just...eats. Eating with eyes. He won’t be able to buy this cracked chocolate, allegedly handmade. Not white, not black, not milk. He just breathed it.
It was fucking. He goes out of the store, I say, wait. He stopped, looking calmly, manly. So he asks. I say, let me give you it. He immediately understood what I was talking about. – I don’t know. I bought the chocolate and gave it to him. He put his hand in his pocket, extending his hand:
and thanks.
I looked at him and saw that he was going home and bringing a gift to his mother and sister for March 8.
He went and smiled like a happy man who found what he was looking for. Small and bright.
be happy.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118842
 27.09.2015
Andrei Nelyov was arrested for bribery of 500,000. Given that for 7 billion Vasilyev received 2.5 years, he will get no less than 10 years. In Russian justice reverse proportionality - the more the stolen the less the term. A bribe of 10,000 is punished with life imprisonment - so that the prices do not fall, damn!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №118841
 27.09.2015
You haven’t been calling or writing for a long time. How does it?
Not bad, short film, here I watched.
yyy: "28 minutes of vacation"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №118840
 27.09.2015
What is "I want more", works like mixing the exact same quotes? After 4 rounds, I wanted to have a button "catch!".

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №118839
 27.09.2015
September 26th is World Contraception Day. Congratulations to all Gondons on their professional holiday!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №118838
 27.09.2015
Radio Russia just opened my eyes.
It turns out, "Without hands, without a towel, a fence is built" - it is not a ants, but a web.
The Web, Carl
The web is a hole. No, do you understand?
Probably for two-dimensional peasants.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118837
 27.09.2015
Now it’s fashion for hipsters. Have I guessed?
It seems to have already passed.
What is fashion now?
Crisis today, not before the fucking.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №118836
 27.09.2015
Bestsellers of this season
Condoms with garlic taste
Sex can be done.
Prevention of Orvi

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118835
 27.09.2015
to those who complain at the ceremony of the Sberbank and the Post of Russia:

I live temporarily in Europe, I get an American visa. I went to the embassy, they talked, I was checked, all the affairs, send an email: dear one, the check is over, we are ready to put you a visa in the passport, let it be here.

Well, I was delighted, I have this visa center in 10 minutes from work, I think I will go now.

I am still reading emails. Write, send a letter to this address, it will answer you and send a label. You will stick it on a envelope in which you can send your passport to the visa center for free (in the Deutsche Post office).

How about the scheme? How many new jobs have been created?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №118834
 27.09.2015
I have been working in the same office for five years. Dismissal is not planned, but the resume on the Internet hangs - suddenly they will offer something good.

One day, a young man calls and proposes to work with him on a project. With no budget (i.e. free), but for a beautiful line in a work biography. I explain that he confused something, I have been working for ten years, I have not given up on a beautiful line without a salary. I get a very offensive answer:

You are not ambitious at all!

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