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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №20618
 21.09.2009
XXX: They are sick! This is the first time I see a designer drawing a website first on paper! The Color! And then scans and colours with a pipette takes -_-

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №20617
 21.09.2009
> Did you work at the factory at all?
and that. I studied at PTU, when in practice was, we grandmothers closed the door in the dressing room.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №20616
 21.09.2009
Dear developer of.
A compelling request: make in your programs keys (serial books) without defects or omissions, but with one line.
From textbooks or keys it will be easier to copy/insert

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №20615
 21.09.2009
Max Pain: Now I can buy a sword
Onefnt: Orthographical dictionary is better to buy

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №20614
 21.09.2009
Since I was a child, I have been impressed by the fairy tale of the Cowboy. Protein substance is challenging the animal world and humanity!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №20613
 21.09.2009
Acquisition list for a tour group of eight people:

Galca
Why are we 19?? to

and solo
Will we lose 18?
Logically is.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №20612
 21.09.2009
Never regret anything,
What happened cannot be changed.
Like a note from the past, the sadness of his shrink,
With this past, break the unshakable thread.

Never regret what happened.
Or what cannot happen anymore.
If only the lake of your soul does not mourn.
Hope, like birds, floated in the shower.

Do not regret your kindness and destiny.
Even if for all of you - a smile in response.
Someone in the genius broke out, someone in the boss...
Do not regret that you did not get their trouble.

Never, never regret anything.
You started late or left early.
Let someone play flute brilliantly.
Songs are taken from your soul.

Never, never regret anything.
No lost days, no burned love.
Let the other genius play the flute,
You listened even more genially.
Andrei Dementiev

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №20611
 21.09.2009
Hi you are anonymous.
No is
Here is Loh.
not understood
I say evil.
I’m working on TV and I can have fun.
Give me a ban, I need it.
How is it put?
- Yes, I'm from work and we have all the line one iPad so we get everything.
and the.... and what?
- Revenge to the director and accountant for delayed salary =(
Okay, I don’t have a baseball =)
Beer with me.
and Hughes Avenger =)

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №20610
 21.09.2009
The entire pornography archive of the Internet is not worth one half of a desired woman’s poop.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №20609
 21.09.2009
In response to:
K is
Take care of your friends, look less on the telephone and go out! Wire, lineage and wool, you hear? You are the same waste of society as this rachet of Bora!

Intelligent you fuck us, you are generally aware of who are the line-ups, at least once tried to get into the meaning of the phrase "s2 community" or you stupidly heard from someone that gamers, say "drunk on the computer for a whole day"? Well, know the shit, that even those who are commonly referred to as "strings" - quite normal adequate people, those who hold the top 10 in the world's raids of these games no shit, who sit on the neck of a mommy, these are people with a normal job / place of study, just all their hobbies - somebody runs around clubs, somebody crosses, and somebody plays in la 2\'s and feels great, so let it be a shit to equate the pederastes with a pederast instead of the brain with normal adequate people.
Gamers, let’s not let ourselves be equal to the shit. The plushes.

Let me start with the question: Why does nobody ever talk about RF online?)
About myself I play in the Russian Federation 3rd year) achieved a lot there, I have a son (1.5 years old), a car for 30 thousand U.E. The apartment in which the repair is now underway. So you, the author of the first quotation, go to Dolbaev!!! 2nd quote by the author!!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №20608
 21.09.2009
XXX: On football... I’m not an amateur – so I don’t know what to do... But once I turned on the TV I saw a group of blacks and Latinos playing with another group of similar composition – it turned out two Russian teams were fighting.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №20607
 21.09.2009
I walk around the apartment, the floor screams terribly.
I: Grandfather, and why our floors are so screaming, it is impossible to pass.
Father is lying.
I: Aaaah, it is clear.
I go on, in a few seconds it arrives.
Q: What other lies are there?I am beginning to think feverily
What a building! The battle under his nose completely dropped from his computer.

[ + 96 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №20606
 21.09.2009
The opinion of a man in a magazine...I support!! to

Let them knock their eyelids, shoot their eyes, turn in front of the mirror, fear mice, chew from strong alcoholic beverages, complain that they have nothing to wear, late for dates, cry in the movie (for example, when Forest Gump meets Jenny at a rally in Washington DC or when they kill King Kong).A hundred times a day call moms, cook borsches, squeeze when they see cats and puppies, shower with babies, rejoice in the flowers, firmly believe that Ronald and Ronaldinho are the same footballer, the authorities of the car call "pipe" and "pipe", and the main technical characteristic is who said what color was in the first day and what was hoped on you in detail.
Please always stay feminine. And not because we love you just for that, but because we love you like that.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №20605
 21.09.2009
Fuck, yesterday in the electric wheel saw a very beautiful girl with a white bracelet on her hand... I didn’t really want to get to know if it wasn’t a yellow bracelet around the nameless finger :(

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №20604
 21.09.2009
1: We will soon have a clan supplement!
Have you grown up a son?
My son has not yet been born...
1: Moreover, he is not even conceived yet.
Some kind of Gondon constantly disturbs him =D

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №20603
 21.09.2009
he : - I found an article about anal sex [show her with a hint...]
She says, “I’m in shit.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №20602
 21.09.2009
Are you terrible?
alena_t: When not painted. Are you terrible?
When it is painted :D

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №20601
 21.09.2009
<TherioN> Who are you going to sleep with?
<Lance> well they’re called blankets and pillows, they’re greedy for me
<TherioN> ah, I’ve heard – they’re pretty good in bed))
<Lance> I’ve never met anyone so gently ))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №20600
 21.09.2009
When it comes to money, people become much smarter.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №20599
 21.09.2009
An anecdote instead of an epigram - New Russian at a banquet in the United States: he eats, drinks everything in a row. A American stands next to him.
The Russian:
What is your name?
and Smith.
Eat it Smith.
I do not want.
Eat it hollow.
I eat when I want to eat.
I do not understand...
When I want to eat, I eat. When I don’t want to eat, I don’t eat.
You are just like an animal!

Yesterday, my wife came home with tears in her eyes and laughed. She goes to some expensive fitness center, where people pay a hundred and twenty thousand for a six-month subscription. All services are included, except solarium. To use the automatic solarium you need to buy a token and drop it into the coin receiver, after which the solarium is turned on for a few minutes. There is no staff in the room with a solarium.
I don’t know how, but four girls learned how to turn on a solarium without a token. All four suffered burns.

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