When I see that the hotel fan is not pulled out of the socket, the hangers in the closet are twisted, I am visited by the thought: "Do they naively think that I travel without a drill?"

Yesterday amusing... I wrote some Arabic.. in Arabic.. well I with the help of a Google translator translated Russian "go rest the perverted" and sent him some hieroglyphs... he called.. I dropped and.. well I decided to translate my Arabic phrase back to Russian... it came out "come to rest perverted"....

From Lenty.ru

"American accused a cat of downloading child pornography..."

The Odmin cats really exist.

X – What are you doing?
World Economic News for June.
Find out how to make a suitcase.)
U - sec
...
The Zimbabwean currency exchange rate fell to a record low of 1.2 billion Zimbabwean dollars for one U.S. dollar.

Dilvish: tell me a proposition in Russian that will be an introduction to the text on education in Russia
Lanriel: Pizzetz, citizens! ?

My uncle decided to drink tea. He brings a cup of boiling water to his mouth and suddenly coughes in it, the splashes of tea fall into his face, instinctively pulling off his hand sharply, splashing out the tea of his legs, the second wrinkle of his hand to the side and the cup breaks against the wall. The quiet phrase through compressed teeth "good that wallpapers are washing"

Daddy
I go after the Heb.

Daddy
I see it hanging on the bush.

Daddy
Such a cute spot.

Daddy
I am going back, still hanging.

Daddy
And still cute...

Listed
and LOL

Daddy
I thought I brought it home...

Daddy
Upon closer examination, the topic appeared...

Listed
The O_O

Daddy
Yesterday I was pulled off the rope on the balcony.

Probably everyone who returns from drinking at night goes where the sober would never go.

VKontakte advertisements, section of dating:

I am going to meet a tra-programmer in order to get married. I approve: sitting 24 hours a day on the Internet, occupying all the available space under the glands, crumbs on the beard and keyboard, red eyes, spacious speeches about programming and so on.
We guarantee you to eat delicious and regularly. cleaning without moving anything from its place. Go on request. Ability to listen to any oral trends. Moral support and support. Shoulder and neck massage. Silently to approve. The story of compiling the nucleus. and so on.

Discussion of audiences

How can anyone believe in such a shit?! You also write that the Germans invented it during the war, for victory... so why didn’t they compose music that made you crazy or killed you right away?? to

What about Tokio Hotel?? to

The story is real, not copywriting.
Walking in the south along the coastline, a couple was ahead: a guy (P) a clear metallist, i.e. a kitsuh, a bandana, chains and other attributes. The girl (D) was easier, but also tried not to lag behind the faithful. I heard their conversation:
In order to have money in the house, you have to live according to Feng Shui.
To have money in the house, you have to work.
Respect to you man =)

X: We live with a young man and he is roughly older than me.
Y: Okay, this is 10 times.You live in a vampire??? O_O

Listening to the shit is closed.
Ah, I would go back 12 years, find your mother and give her condoms.

Taxi drivers do not know the rules. I took a taxi today, so the driver never broke the rules. The speed did not exceed. long thought about such strange behavior for the taxi driver, until on the lighting he was equal. On the passenger seat was a haishnik in full uniform.

I don’t like his mom, I don’t know why!!!What should I do? how can I get her?! to
Jexx: in the back, with a scarf!and :)

SMS from my sister:
I woke up from the fact that someone was shaking my bed, then realized it was an earthquake and rested.

from the forum.
What is the maximum amount of object entering the vagina?
YYY: I have 30 tons of press covered with this body at work.

Have a good mood ?
Updated 176 days ago
To make me so dumb!

Decided to play with the faithful in bed in something sweet and good. In fact, they were offered an idea with crumbs crushed (well, like just smashing, slicing, nothing like that).
Fifteen minutes later, he said, “Sun, I’ve eaten.” There is no power... Will you make me a minet?"
And then you ask why he has a pinch on his horn and a swollen ear.

In the metro...
I stand, look in front of the door... the scene... the door opens... a couple of 18 years, after 7-8 seconds after opening the door, walked into the door, stumbling, falling, breaking the nose... then I hear: "I entered, fuck, with a puddle, fuck... "