He walked from the electric car, talking to his wife on the phone.
There were shippers on the move. I say to my wife, wait a moment, I clean up my phone.
I go, see when I get out of the field of sight of the goats. passed them.
I put the phone to my ear and it comes to me.)

Do you trust me?
I’ll build the wall myself.

From the discussion of the news "British scientists identified the most disgusting sound":
The most unpleasant, according to the data obtained, is the sound that a glass bottle makes when passed by a knife.

Magwai (12.10.12 14:55): the norm, put on the alarm

and Ivan :
What kind of role-playing games are...

Once I asked her to be a teacher...

and maxime:
Aha, and how is it?? to

and Ivan :
So she annoyed me with the backbones, forced the text to translate, demanded a diary, and also asked the housewife...

I said that all the teachers are like that.

Not like in German movies.

I didn’t see the right movies when I was young.

and maxime:
I found a patchwork...

News: Curiosity shot a laser a surprising pyramid.
One comment: I didn’t like it.

The inscription on cigarettes “It Causes Weekly Diarrhea” would be much more effective than the usual “Smoking Kills” (C) Invisible

Yesterday I went to talk (a friend gave a link, said that this is a regular forum). I went to section B. I was told I was a newfound, asked to take a picture with soup. I took a photo with a borsche (a woman cooked a large pot) and poured a photo, I was told that I was going and promised to calculate me by IP and smash my mouth, and also insulted my parents. How to understand? I am afraid that they will find me and smash my door, I don’t even understand what it means! This site should be closed!

I was in an accident today.

YYY: In what accident?

XXX is terrible! I was riding a trolleybus... only leaving the stop as a truck crashes into our poor trolleybus at enormous speed.

Wow, you are alive, as I can see.

xxx:.....and took off his side mirror, after which he fled from the place of the incident. all around the screams, panic, everyone demands to return the money... a mess in general, but everything calmed down after the next trolley bus our driver sparked the mirror and installed on our trolley bus, and all peacefully went on... well in general everything

YYY: Yeah, I thought he’d hit the trolleybus side.

610: A colleague today has dr. In the neighboring office for forty minutes, it was as if someone was cut, fucked and given birth at the same time.

The Internet is like ancient Egypt – people write on walls and worship cats.

NK: Sasha, what did you decide to abandon in my world?? to
SD in yours? A. You have a self-confidence.

wog39: From the news: "The unemployed Moscovite on Lexus took a million rubles". O God! What am I doing wrong?!! to

OMON - a special purpose militia unit, there is no militia, there is police - it means an illegal armed formation!

I call my parents to find out how things work (we live in different cities). I take the phone, I hear strange voices, I laugh.
Are you in guests?
-No, Maxim and his wife came to celebrate Tequila Day!
Clive, I want it too.
-Truth now started to celebrate the day of strawberry liquor, and then we will celebrate the day of cognac.
The explosion of the hook at that end and short hooks =)

What does the German do on his birthday?
They go for a picnic and have a cultural meal there.
What does the Russian do on his birthday?
They go for a picnic and have a cultural meal there.
Why then this difference?
Yes, the culture is different.

Anniversary is not a reason to count the year. The anniversary is a reason to count friends.

The story of Grubas about the grandmother and the magnetophone. Rough as always in his repertoire, grandmother, tears, tumblrock.
Here is the real story.
We arrived in the village of Mikhailovka near Urupinsk. The distant relatives. Murdered land, murdered farm, murdered garden. Judging by dimensions, there was a powerful farm, but launched by the most impossible. The owner drinks, but the grandmother bites, the veterinarian. In the village, it turns out to be a very valuable and dear man. But it is not about him. They complain to me, the refrigerator does not work, rather it works continuously and does not turn off. In order not to burn it, it was just turned off until it was discovered. Already five times the master called, will come, a bottle of vodka will eat, promises to come tomorrow, replace the relay and ends. Judging by the stories, the local master, the fox is rare, he has been doing them with this relay for six months. Shortly I went there with one screwdriver and repaired it. Everything turned out to be simpler and more difficult to get rid of. In the village, the voltage is below 220V, so the refrigerator at this voltage can not freeze above 5 degrees of frost, and the master, the infestation, seen as biting a chip, all the peasants in turn touched the frost regulator to 15 degrees. So here, the regulator stands at 15 degrees of frost, the refrigerator tries to freeze those 15 degrees, the relay honestly monitors and does not see those degrees, so everything works continuously.
After turning the regulator to 4 degrees of frost, the refrigerator started working like a clock.
This is how we do our grandmothers in the village.

There is a huge benefit from women, even when they promise and do not come: teeth are cleaned, smoothly shaved and sleep on fresh blankets!

On the subject:

With cold welding, you’re definitely cool, can you see?

Why so much confidence in yourself and your knowledge? Cold welding is an epoxide glue with a metal shovel! They can make holes in the gasoline tank. There is a lot that goes beyond understanding power user's: cold paired, cold forging, cold Vera Vasilievna, cold borst.

Skype chat support:

Do we still have problems with the injection?
Are you asking or complaining?
I ask before I complain.