No shaving for two weeks.
I entered the car in the morning on a salad - from all sides to me "asalamaleikum".
I have to shave.

I don’t know how the others are, but I’m reading the book again.
And you know, in vain boys are so worried about their masculine dignity, well, the type does not work, on the sixth and other joys of the transitional age.
The main character is the eunuch at the court of the Shah.
And he had quite a private life with bedtime fun.
Of course, with his nuances, but his girlfriend was happy, and he was well too...

An old joke.
My husband became impotent.
He was impotent, right?
He just broke his hand and bite his tongue.

"Catholic by origin"...
ha ha!
What do you think of "a noble man"?

xxx: And why is the Internet Explorer constantly complaining that it’s outdated? I am tired, I am tired, I don’t want to update anything!
YYY: So put the "no more show" box.
XXX: There is no such thing.
YYY: Yeah, he is old. Update and provide.

With Laura:
– I have one trilogy “Lord of the Rings” extended version weighs 234 GB.
Does the hair on the hobbit’s legs in 4K look good?

Are you a virgin?

Yes my son. You got through your ass.

No wise person agrees with the majority.

I moved to study in our capital, I live in a community, my parents are far away. One night I call my parents to see what happens. The further dialogue:
Hello Mom, how are you there without me?
Hi my son. I cry all day.
And I hear, in the background, the father adding "from happiness")

An honest policeman can be seen in a movie, but honest officials are not even shown there.

From Zhizd:

I read in a local newspaper:

On the border of the N-region is located the village of Mosonki, formerly called Alexandrovskoye.

I understand when and why the village of Moshonki is renamed to Alexandrovskoye, but it is even interesting - what prompted the population or authorities to rename the village of Alexandrovskoye to Moshonki?)

by Toaster

Is it possible to earn on iron 24/7? I thought about bitcoins, but after reading the posts on the forums, I realized that it was no longer profitable.

1st Take the keyboard with the mouse and start making 24/7 orders on freelance.
2nd ...
Three Profit

<a> what I have when I try to type "local" more and more often gets to ololo, to lolca
<a> I have to do something about it.

A couple of times I have seen a criminal expert without an aluminum suitcase in his hand.

222: Was there a buoy?

111: He is not a fool on my dune to sit sober

News on GeekTimes about how Apple is going to make an electric car.

Pryada: And I wonder if the button will "home"?
Bytamine: The stronger you press, the faster it will go.

xxx: colleagues, and in what cases can the personal account change the ID? The Handblind? Or are there any regular business processes?
YYY: There are no staff
zzz: in MGTS, handblindness is included in the list of standard business processes

Movies "The Adventures of Murzilki" The 1956 year. The postman is a turtle.

Shall we move the foxes?
We did it last week.
The results could have changed.
I heard that this expression is actually a metaphor. And it implies the usual rivalry and spirit of competition, inherent in men even in the little things.
and Brad!
I thought so too.

What happens if you get scared to death twice in a row?
You’ll be dead by 3/4

He’s fucking fat, of course.
Yes, normal, I recently saw him on the parking lot of Ashan, an ordinary middle-aged man.
Only eat a lot.
90 percent of people are eating a lot of hole, have you looked around? and :)
and no. My face is disturbed (

I bought a watch-type device that slightly but noticeably hits the current when you start snoring.Use a couple of days, like OK.
I went on a business trip with a companion. I sit in the train at midnight and watch a movie. Comrade begins to snore and this infection begins to beat me!
I thought that another week to stay in the hotel together and thrown out the devised.)