to obey. How do you call this cat?
Death, Hunger, Pest, War and Mr. Butt.
– You gave the cats names in honor of the apocalyptic horsemen... post...Mr. Ussy?! to
There are only four horsemen.

Any lie is harmful to the brain, whether it be Santa Claus or mythical universal justice.

I always knew that lessons of literature, social sciences and history are harmful to the brain!

HGH: You understand
I haven’t had a cat for a long time.
Will we suddenly not like each other?
We want to live together!
HH: And it will be a serious long-term relationship.
I will have to stop looking after other cats.
Do you think I am ready for such a big step?
What if I start to think the other cat is better?
XH: Or is this the usual mandrage before "day X"?

A woman was struck with a tail on the head during a feast in Moscow. The incident occurred in an apartment on Plekhanov Street.

As the victim herself said, a blow from her fellow resident she received suddenly in the New Year’s toast.

The woman is conscious. Police and medical personnel arrived at the scene of the incident. The woman refused hospitalization, citing the fact that she had to take care of two cats.

The man was arrested".

It is our way. Get a tail on the head, but caring for the cat is first.

Yesterday at the New Year's tree, the father unfolds a mysterious gift (a plane ticket) - Olya wrapped it in several multi-colored clusters to extend the suspense, everyone is worried, after the third clustering and before the fourth, the father polite and questioning looks at the donor:
The Bitcoin?

Ckazal načalnice, čto ona ošblac ʙ pacipcaanii, tkkk as in this year is not 29 febpaľa. How is NET? “Wouldn’t she be so shy?” she said.

In order for poor people not to ask for help from rich people, God was invented.

Why do MPs get a salary of 800 thousand if they claim that you can easily live for 7 thousand rubles?

This day, in one day, I knew that I was a father, my son married, my wife bepeemenna, and they would go, so that I could help them with what we did in the bepeemennoti.

New Year begins when a tree is laid and ends when an olive is eaten. From this point on, a ritual greeting is used "With the past!"

I have eaten lunch twice.
Rain: hynddjk well need to complete the picture and the third time :)
Hynddjk: beautiful you called the ass.

Well, if the timlid finds itself in sufficient quantity to feed himself and his team, then in a good way, he can overload food. If not - don't be upset, let him go and do his business, and don't scare customers with money.

Well, for him and Tim, I think it will be easier to find an adequate manager than a manager with an overwhelmed team ready to do the shit.

Most recently, no one in a fantastic novel has written that we will charge a book, a phone with a built-in comp and a cigarette from the same outlet! We are charging! There are no trees on Mars :(

The second January. I decided to go out for the first time in the new year.
It was cold and I went to the store to warm up.
Go ahead, there’s food.
I protect my people.
They have eaten it all!!! to

When do carriers start working?
Through the Stix? They never seem to stop...
I liked the d.
I meant Harun.
I do not know such words.
It is wasted! The oldest known carrier company

We are ʙ Ckopo fly Aeroflot from the United States to Russia. Flights are delayed due to bad weather. I decided to clarify. Call for support:
- For support in Russian, click one, for English press two.
Okay I am alone. I wait three minutes, five minutes. I drop and call. I press two and in a second I hear the answer:
Hello, my name is Stepan, how can I help you?
Do you speak Russian, Stepan?
Oh yeah finally. What could be Polish?
...
The flight was eventually delayed.

Today is the day of love: love from the eye. Πpjamo kak po ycebniky: blypaja ylybkya, zaikaniye, gopyache eyes... This is ppeκpacno, no I would ppeeppochla that this is not between my myže and moei κollegoi

Apticts noʙa year-on-year program of the First channel ctpogo delatcya na dve gpypypy: "This is who in general is such?" and "God, he is still alive?“!”

Of course, girls don’t want to date you because you look too young, not because you think they’re only interested in money, yes.

A year of low-cost flights taught me better to pack my backpack than twelve years of role-playing games.