What about the "Joke" section?? to

If you are frightened by the smell and other shit, take a fish. They eat any food, both our, and Sera, and Tetra, and they do not chew, but silently eat, and after that there is no smell of them. Even when they don’t taste food, they eat it... They eat and look at you like shit.

Inscription in the toilet:
"I am going to shoot"
Closed, below is assigned:
"I am going to shoot"

I sit on public procurement, to lots "colour blue", "madame"(exhibited schools) - already used to...
Today found "Milk raw cattle of large-roast dairy herd"O_o
I’ll start making a collection...

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zzz: I really... well... disappointed by his behavior)))))
XXX is eptiti?
xxx: ujasno..ne dumal 4to uslishu eto ot tebea..
Zzzz: I have no other words.
ZZZ: to be honest
XXX is OK? A fourth on?
Zzzz: I'll tell you now what happened and you'll say the same.
xxx: hmmmm...
zzz: Well, even before lunch...everyone is sitting working, the flies fly around the office... he was sitting in his place trying to catch her so unnoticed... and he was very fascinated with this... well, I laughed and forgot..and now I sit and see the edge of my eyes that he catches again... well, like he caught... well, ok I think: "young boy!... hunter from the jungle blin") and here. he is like leaving her off...she is flying around the office again and just flew to me..I drive her away...and he gives:
Don’t worry, she won’t sit on you anymore.
I have a full view of misunderstanding.
He said, “She no longer has a fist.
ZZZ: Started

I work in a large and successful company. The Director General comes into our office. "Where is %slavename%?" - indicates the empty seat of one of the employees. "It is sick:(" - I answer. "Uraaa!" - cries like a child, cuts a chair and runs out of the room.

Yesterday I went to the shop "IKEA". Encountered there on a couch that folded up in a 3-meat bed - the first thought "These Swedes are such inventors..."

A compliment to a girl from Germany wanted to make at the meeting, and it turned out like this:
You’re a hot German girl, you didn’t do that.
Half of the men then watched her what they thought.)

Every major official should have a company with which he has no relationship.

On the site safety instructions "How to save a life if you fell on the rails in the subway".
If you are injured in a fall and you see a train approaching:
1st Lie down between the rails with your head to the train, face down..."

One of the comments:
"In Peter at the sports station you have to fall with a stake to dig out the stake!"

It’s boring when you overwhelmed all your pencil, painted with markers everything that got under your hand, cut off all the unnecessary paper with an office blade, drank tea 10 times, and only 15:00.

From the hot discussions at the city forum N:

Is vodka a vegetarian?
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When there is a lot of vodka, it is definitely vegan!
Two liters of vodka and you’re a plant for a while.

She has a friend and has been communicating for two years. Sitting recently at Leo's house in a computer game, and then an enthusiast friend asks, "Listen, lion, what is your name?
Her name is Lion. Is it your name? How are your parents? What is the name of a lion?

No shit, the rabbit.

The news:
For the first time a woman has headed the Danish government.
Denmark imposes a tax on fatty foods
c) Newland
Is that at all, okay?? to

Ole4ka: Cat, why are you so ugly?
I am a Siamese.

If there is friendship between a man and a woman, then in any case one of them wants to fuck the other.

XHH: In the new apartment, I decided to go out in the evening. It didn’t work, and I decided to catch a neighbor’s wai fa. A lot of networks, I decided to connect to one, the other. and hopelessly. I went to sleep. I wake up in the morning, I watch, and one of the networks became called “Hui, you, not the free internet.”

The Black Cat (18:09:48 2/10/2011)
I am pregnant

God in the cages (18:10:02 2/10/2011)
I sympathize ))

The Black Cat (18:10:15 2/10/2011)
Why do you sympathize with me?

God in the cages (18:10:31 2/10/2011)
Not you, I am a child. :D

I understood that it was time to change something in my life, when I threw the garbage and the bombs began to drive me away from the tanks, with the screams "This is our territory".

In the Internet cafe, a glass of beer should not be 500 ml but 512 ml
and vodka not 100 grams, but 128