The man complains:
I am angry with my little member. and :(
And the stones (cut out))))))
Little member: and had to tell it to everyone?and (
Do you want to increase your member?
SPAMER 2: Ten centimeters! Not a kid!
And I know how long it will not end.)
Cut it off and bury it in the cemetery.
What is Misha?
The past: And most importantly, you cut her clitoris, and you look at the other teeth!
Gynecologist 2 Passed: Hm...Horn Bones? It is something new. Are you mistaken in spelling and mean the lips located on the sides of your girlfriend’s anus? Make sure it’s not your lips. If it is not yours, then the girl has to come to me urgently! This is a unique case in gynecology. Anus with lips. An unheard case!
Are these lips kissing well?
There is still a suspicion that your girlfriend is upside down. Try putting it on your feet, and check – maybe your lips still on your face?
Definitely sign off. I look forward, thank you in advance for any information.
Good Troll Evil: Advice: the longitudinal stripes visually increase the length.
longitudinal stripes: and cross-sized still apply and the width visually increases

A conversation with a friend on the phone, who recently got into an accident and after the hospital he has his whole body in large seams:
Health like life?
Good morning! all the way.
(a loud, sharp noise not understood)
I: What is that? Are you alive there?
D: The suckle sneezed so that it barely broke the seams.

to this:
I teach economics at the university. And most of all, I am angry not with stupid students, but with those who start evaluating. And here on the next transfer a couple of days ago comes such a characteristic blonde, a complete fool and a famous hysterical. He pulls the ticket, and again not in the tooth. And begins the charm: "Alexander Vasilyevich, well have a chance!" Without questions, pull another. The same song again. Come back in a week. She’s in tears, in tears, and let’s go... And so she got me... Go, I say, under the table! I move my chair. And I always take in an empty audience, students one by one. Her eyes are on her forehead: "Yes, Alexander Vasilyevich, you do what, I do such things..." I tell her - what are you talking about, girl? I don’t offer you any bribes, just sit a minute under the table and get a three. Or shuffle from here. She looked at me like a fool... and rejoiced. And I moved the chair to the place, I sat down at this table, and I say - NEXT! A guy comes in and sees what. The empty audience, where the blonde just went, stood at the table in a characteristically relaxed posture.

Alexander Vladimirovich, you said that your paternity is often changed to Vasilyevich.....but so that you can sit on the BORE...I went to shorten the economy!!!! to
Student of Economy BGU

I understand, of course, that everyone has their cockroaches in their heads, but that’s too much... last week she asked her husband to buy breads with a bitch... bought breads separately and a bitch separately, motivating it by the fact that it’s so better...
Maybe that’s what a man wants.)
I said, go buy soup to boil quickly, eat and cook, you don’t have to... I bought a lot of food for soup, I cooked for an hour, I almost died of hunger... and like that every day... tired... it’s easier to live a lot...
...
Every day I’m told about what kind of gen...what is it?

The case was in a new MMORPG Aion on a European server.

Where is Cauldron?
Nilvrae: Kass, tell him it’s a big boiler on the hill.
Castigar: It's big... on hill...
Castigar: Nilv, I forgot how it will be in English.
Nilvrae: and
Castigar: aaa... big on the hill
Castigar: It's big \~~/ on hill...
Burj: Thank you very much.

Hi, don’t you want to come to me today?
Q: And what will we do?
M: Well I don’t know, I’ll have sex, you can watch TV.

The righteous go to heaven and the sinners to hell.
But there must be a special place for the ducks.
Sleeping Fox: an infinite field overwhelmed by rabbits?

The seller sold his soul to the devil. and Chechnya

Per everyone in the player has a few songs for which he is ashamed.

Did I forget to smoke or quit?

-"not started" in our time sounds strange?

Say, and this only happens to me, When you wake up 5 minutes before the alarm clock, sleep, the mood is good, well, you lie down these 5 minutes, because you get up lazy... And then, when the alarm clock rings, the eyes cling and sleep hunting????? to

“And if there is life on other dogs, one mouth asked the other. No is. The other ear answered. Other dogs are uninhabited and walk all around our dog. And how can there be life if you can’t jump from one dog to another? "Maybe!"— The old flea has come forward. "Our ancestors came from another dog!" - "This cannot be!"-cried the young fleas. “We have arisen from the mixture of non-living matter on the dog!” – “No non-living matter,” the old old flea replied – “the dog is also alive!” – “It’s too much!” – “the mother flea in the glasses” – “the dog can’t be alive, it’s too big!”

Please bring it to the top, please!!!! to
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Alexander, deputy director of the ION store at the metro station Kievskaya, who worked in the night shift from 18 to 19 September! I know you will definitely read it!
You are the best! Thanks for the help! And... I fell in love with you! by [

Brunette at Toyota. =) is

There are such people, they "ide nakher" perceive as "write ischo";

Excerpts from the rules of residence:
It is prohibited to fry strawberries inside blocks on naked electrical wires, or other devices, including powerful incandescent lamps.
It is strictly prohibited to collect jet engines or other devices from refrigerators or any other household appliances inside the rooms of the dormitory.

I am proud of my university.)

I saw two news windows in Rambler today. On the first is written: "Hallucinogenic fungi can control a person for a year", below: "The Ukrainian Council has made an unthinking decision."
=) is

Saratov city, advertising on the street

Do you want to do something useful to society?
Do you want the girls to run in front of you or after you?
Do you want to be waiting for you everywhere?
Saratovgorelektrotransport invites trolley bus drivers to work.

From the series Doctor House.

Do you want people to travel normally? Remove the safety pillows, attach the machete to the neck level, and everyone will drive at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

Lord, there is an opinion that the bonding law in Russia also started with loans and mortgages.

Local provider forum.
It is not possible to replace the cable without changing the IP. Suppose you have IP 92.192.52.35, 35 - meterage of the cable from the PC to the box, 52 - from the box to the nearest hub, 192 - meterage to the nearest fiber optical hub in the ring, 92 - kilometerage of the ring.