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03.10.2011
18:32 Julia> Guys, I can't find the work on the Internet
18:32 Julia> What to do?
On Sunday evening, a young Moskvich, who was engaged in diving in the Moscow river, found a Kalashnikov machine at the bottom in the area of Krylatsky Bridge, reports the agency "Interfax" with reference to a source in law enforcement agencies.
Diver raised his weapons to the surface and called the police. The machine was seized and sent for examination.
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A small diver found a machine.
I have found out! Now I know what Turbo gum smells like! These are apricots! Crying is not a magical and "turbo" smell. These are apricots!
My linguist friend when I see my girlfriend moves to German. Is it a compliment or a request?! to
The murky of solidarity, the baton of Gagarin... I would not have thought in my life, but I am Anfis Chekhov!!! to
XXX: I wonder how can I not get it out? Or am I just a sex guru?
YYY: Ask Dad how you can’t get the time.
xxx: Wife's girlfriend was selling matraces at Hermitage
I met a Frenchman and went to him.
Yyy: now herself as a mattress
Mother
by 26.09.11
while kissing
The Son
Where are you?
by 26.09.11
Mother
Read Israeli News
by 26.09.11
The Son
You can read and rewrite, just open another window.
by 26.09.11
Mother
We have winter, and it is cold.
The main flyer of our country appears to be locked deadly, and the wind is doomed to blow in this direction.
<zev682> I’m not just waking up, I’m baking cocktails! My wife does not know how to make cakes. That’s why I burn them!!! to
<[PEER]Dyxa> zev682: It’s sad when you don’t bake your wife, but your cocklets
...and I realized that the wind was evil, when in one of the earlier versions she asked me "Do you want to go out the window?"
I don't drink, I don't smoke, I wasn't noticed in disorderly sexual relationships, I live alone, I cook, I don't walk half my salary, and I don't spend it on anything.
I am a gamer.
X: Well you know, if you turn on the Bean Hill in your headphones
X: and turn on our football
X: A rather funny picture
Miracle pills will allow a person to drink and not get drunk
aaa> read as a miracle
bbb> and it is true!
Corc: earned home until late, the evil.. ancestors from the neighboring room to walk the dog, dressed, descended, came to the garden...
In the second round I realized I forgot the dog.)
Dima: I decided to try a new ketchup lying in the refrigerator
The taste seemed somewhat strange.
Dima: let, I think, I’ll look at the back of the packaging comments, what people think about it at all.
Two minutes of smoke.)
Max: comments straight on the packaging, a great idea!
Sometimes go out on the street.
Sergey
Married to?
Alina
and almost))
in civil
Sergey
It is not counted.)
Alina
How is it not counted??? We live together
Sergey
I don’t mean it’s my wife ?
Will you give me an injection?
You are me, I am you, and you are me.
Is there any alternative to thank you?
OH: Hm... Well, if you want your inet to work through the farm, you can make an alternative.
She is a frog! and the (
Now the wife whispers more often than under her bed, but once it was the opposite.
A story about the breakdown in the heating system.
A group member told me.
Before the institute in 1987-89 years "served" in the construction.
The officer dragged the soldier into his garden to plant potatoes.
I didn’t look at it, I took Dembele. The potatoes came out good, bushy.
Then suddenly began to sneeze, all resuscitation activities were unsuccessful. The exploration revealed that each potato was planted in a canned bowl from under the carcasses that were rolled on the landfill nearby.
By that time, the dumbels were already at home, eating their parents’ potatoes.
I also heard of him in a different interpretation.