The Crisis. Everyone loses, but I have an increase.
In what exactly?
- Yes, my wife, my treasure, added 10 kg.

Were you in Costa Rica? Tell me how there is...? What is there...?
(M ) :...
Q: What is the money?
M is money? Hmm... I forgot it. What is the name of this procedure when you are stuck in a video camera?
(S): The colonoscopy, and what suddenly...
Oh, I remembered it! The column! The column is called the Costa Rican currency.

Foreigners wishing to obtain Russian citizenship, I offer shock therapy: come here by train of the Russian Railways, get a package by the Russian Post, paying it through Sberbank, and undergo a medical examination in a Russian clinic.

XXX: Sorry for being stressed. But here the cat in the hallway stumbled, and I have to run out of the house urgently. If you come from work, please take him.
What is it, is it compiled?
HH: In the sense?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Help come up with a name for a women's craft club
Hand job?

Alex Mur: We have a new whisper at work...the women’s society in the open is not sucked and the bones are not washed, we created a chat room in the watsap and they sit there...pppc:-D

The story was told at work:
It was a long time ago, there were no cell phones. I call my friend at home (and he’s a big boss in GAI). And the wife says:
No, I went hunting.
How about hunting?
He went to the dentist today, removed his tooth, and now he needs to kill someone urgently.

My husband and I went to one of the auto salons, so to say, it is a pity to behave, to look at the machines, and here he notices in a cute girl at the reception a strong blood flow on her neck in the form of a fingerprint. Looking at this, he says with an unwavering look - either she has a very good sexual life or a very bad family life... And he didn't even want to object.

xx: Well, let’s go, let’s go
XX: You only promise

yy: pfff

xx: Not pf, but prepare a brick to give to the gate, the lady wants to walk

xxx: Teleponics are intended for audiences who cannot connect two words.

YYY: In the Alcatraz?

To a bad programmer, the compiler interferes.

Talk about the recent fall of Skype:

XHH: Unfortunately, everything that Microsoft buys over time becomes... (considering the word for a long time)
The Internet Explorer!

Dave went to the hospital. Talon at 17:40, came earlier, I see, one man is sitting in the office, well, I am opposite the village and carefully interested - "You are at half sixth?"
He looked at me somewhat maliciously, struck something unfriendly and turned away.
It turned out, the floor was wrong, and in that office the urologist takes.
In short, a picker of me like myself...

Comments on HUB
xxx is. The console is written through a defiance not always. In the words “greater” and “reliable” it is written together.
YYYYY clearly

Uncle Liao: “The ideal anti-borrower is a person who can pay off a loan but is stubbornly unwilling to take it.”

Here is our house 5 (five!) of cutting boards for different purposes - one for bread, another for vegetables, the third for fruits (they are with corresponding patterns), the fourth for cutting raw meat (good and chicken with fish there), the fifth for all kinds of things, but! Cheese and cheese should be cut on different sides. And one more :)
Products of extraterrestrial origin?
No to Daddy! You can cut it all! ?

# Depressed
Autumn has arrived
Everything goes to the cockroaches.
Put a liking and tap.
Tell to friends

xxx> do you remember at least what it’s like to be drunk in the wood?
yyy> is confusing. I was drunk in the wood at that moment.

duzorg (16:10:35 23/09/2015)
The air conditioner was drained and all the water poured out into the server room... Well, I accidentally went there... There were servacles standing on a wooden table, and its water was washed, it was curved in the middle somewhere at 15-20cm.
duzorg (16:10:55 23/09/2015)
Or even more than 100.
duzorg (16:11:27 23/09/2015)
And I went to the server because the microtoks was hanging... And the microtoks was hanging for the first time in 4 years... %)
Funkryer (16:12:16 23/09/2015)
So lucky
Funkryer (16:13:16 23/09/2015)
It would be great to talk about the microchip =)
duzorg (16:13:35 23/09/2015)
In general, the ppc... Directly Divine )))
Funkryer (16:13:46 23/09/2015)
The mouth hangs once in 4 years and then only to save our servants.
duzorg (16:13:58 23/09/2015)
The microscope not only works stably, but also takes care of the stable operation of nearby equipment.)
Funkryer (16:14:08 23/09/2015)
Yes Yes
duzorg (16:14:38 23/09/2015)
In fact, it may be from the high humidity that the thread clinted...
Funkryer (16:15:41 23/09/2015)
Start not to spoil the magic!

The Condybas:
Here, by the way, yes, in recent years, computer viruses have ceased to appear as cascades of explosions of monitors. It’s not clear whether it’s because of the scripts, or because of the transition from CRT to LCD.