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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №133719
 19.09.2016
And what about the Tibetan "Heavenly burial"? We are eaten by worms and they are birds. You will think.
÷÷ and
After the birds have eaten the skeleton, it is advisable to collect the bones, smash them fine, mix them with wheat and feed the bird. The spirit of the dead does not reincarnate.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №133718
 19.09.2016
by UTI:
My acquaintance is conducting excursions for children in the regional museum, told me recently that children 1-2 cl. The question is, where are the unicorns? That is to say, they consider the chickens of foxes, deer, birds, and this is the question.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №133717
 19.09.2016
Outsider: At the wrath of the day. My friend Shaw told me. She waited, became, on the choice, and in school decided to educate, what there children besides the program are doing. My daughter is going to school soon, everything is fine. Lord, sit down, and even better, lie down. The circles, sections (citation literally, not a pizza): moscovites, moscovites, moscovites, three more similar pieces, moscovites and - cherry on the cake - moscovites.
Natural sciences, circles "Safe wheel", "Safe wheel-2" (!), "Confused chemistry" and - attention! - "Style "Style"
The dance section is led by some megamasters of dance, carrying the surnames Popik and Zalipukin (life, you are a heartless fox!)
The wandering circus. Street of Sesame, Scuco.
P.S Also announced section of taekwondo, advertising itself with the quote "The journey of a thousand lies begins with the first step". Written by: Mark Twain

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №133716
 19.09.2016
The elections in Russia are over. We even know how many years ago.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №133715
 19.09.2016
Did you go to vote?
and yes.
And for whom?
You can’t talk, or it won’t happen.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №133714
 19.09.2016
I lie in the hospital, the chamber for 8 persons, do a nephig, discuss the wounds:
1: and why are we all about diseases and about diseases, let’s talk about the high, about the cosmos!
I heard that astronauts may have a cosmic radiation disease.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №133713
 19.09.2016
xx: And you know that if you put together the speed of Earth’s movement around the Sun, the movement of the Solar System, galaxies and clusters of galaxies, it would turn out that the Earth is flying in space at a speed of about 2.2 million kilometers per hour? You and I – with her too!
Do not forget, let’s take your lazy ass up from the couch, take a beer and blow to us.
He is moving, fucking.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №133712
 19.09.2016
here here :

MagicMist: I remembered our elderly Russian language teacher, who seriously believed that it was harmful for girls to ride a bicycle. The seat is rubbed between the legs, you can get excited, lose control of the road situation and get in an accident. Jeans as well. The clutter shakes, excites, and instead of learning, you’ll sit down and want a man.

O la la, well, there was a bullish temperament in my aunt. Probably, she even walked without cowards, so that they didn’t know anything about her.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №133711
 19.09.2016
Kristy: I understood that it was a bad idea to put rubbish on a new-style staircase cage without looking in the door.
Kristy: Especially when there is a surprise prepared by a crowd of his friends.
I don’t even know who got the best surprise.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №133710
 19.09.2016
XXX: I am a man. I have a very good friend, a girlfriend. Friends all say that you are in a friendship ", "You are crucified, she puts you in nothing except as a friend".
xxx: And I believe in gender friendship and consider her my best friend, we can talk about her caregivers for hours, help her with buying clothes, hang out in the evenings with an X-box.
xxx: Well, when the entire female population has already moved away from such a beginning of history, guys, tell me how I can attribute to it, there is no more strength, in speech.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №133709
 19.09.2016
There are headlines. friends, in which you should never tick the cursor - there are copro novosti that will attack you, tear out with their knots and eat up a piece of invaluable time of your life.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №133708
 19.09.2016
My girlfriend burned up today. She says that she is catastrophically unlucky in the shops, saying every time she stands in a row at the box office, it is in this row that someone must paralyze her in front of her. Those who have the price does not coincide on the price list and as long as they get ready to pass may not be one minute, then the terminal of cashless payment will depend, then there are any problems. Previously, she was very angry, because sometimes in the shortest row she could stand for so long that the longest rows in the neighboring cash houses had time to go through in several stages. And now, he says, I am not angry, because I am not alone in the line and everyone is angry, and I am fed with this energy!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №133707
 18.09.2016
Commentary on Picaboo:
I personally heard on the radio, how a young inspector stopped the tram for a gross violation of the PDD and asked advice on how to properly draft the protocol. The colleagues were kind, one advised to drop his wheels, the other offered to take him to the penalty parking, someone recommended to demand a bribe with gasoline.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №133706
 18.09.2016
Once upon a time, PYH and •°×X×°• met beautiful ladies. They fell in love. and married. A friend on the other. Because they are both pirates.
Z is

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №133705
 18.09.2016
Hmm...

The Hindu Funeral Rites.
But, if you are dear to your reason, in no case Tibetan!

And what about the Tibetan "Heavenly burial"? We are eaten by worms and they are birds. You will think.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №133704
 18.09.2016
Are you fucking fucking? What are the milk teeth of a cat? Ody Downs puppies in animals are looking for this broken teeth.
Go to the lessons of teaching until your mum has broken your teeth.

Listen, before you get angry, bow down if you don’t know exactly. The teeth of cats change. About 3-5 months in kittens (although, rather in adolescents) there is a change of milk teeth to permanent, to 7 months in the extreme case.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №133703
 18.09.2016
So it happened that my neighbors in the house (typical 9th floor) are mostly, but not all, not very nice people. And when you ask some of them not to walk their dogs on the lawn in front of the house, they send you a walk and a long way.
Today justice has triumphed. Today they all went to wash their cars from their own pets, and it has been accumulated there for a long time. And all thanks to the easy movements of the grasshoppers of our yard.
•°×X×°•

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №133702
 18.09.2016
One head is good, and with the body even better, and if on the shoulders then generally.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №133701
 18.09.2016
Andrew, are you going to drink?
I: You know, I don’t drink.
Siroga (pulls himself a stake joyfully bursting under his nose): I know who to offer!

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №133700
 18.09.2016
MagicMist: I remembered our elderly Russian language teacher, who seriously believed that it was harmful for girls to ride a bicycle. The seat is rubbed between the legs, you can get excited, lose control of the road situation and get in an accident. Jeans as well. The clutter shakes, excites, and instead of learning, you’ll sit down and want a man.

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