In the financial forum:
Who will tell which bank has the highest deposit percentage?
The bankrupt

I came across a stamp in the name - "Seogee". Now I know exactly how I will call those personalities of non-traditional orientation, because of which the first pages of the search are occupied with absolutely unstitched garbage.

Found in the history of the browser Dick Tales, his wife says that she was looking for the Tiny Stories.

What do you know about dreams? When I was a child, I dreamed of living apart from my parents so that I could eat a spoonful of watermelon instead of cutting it into pieces.

I don’t know, I’m a girlfriend. And my husband’s friend. He is my friend. And why do you marry others and marry others – well I don’t know... Masochists, what?

111: Are there games for VR where you need to have sex?
222 What are you interested in?
222: the main "need". Not "can", but "must". I see a married man :)

there there.
If you don’t watch movies for a while, you can see how they program the behavior of society with their help.
Shut off the telephone, you’re going to shut up.

Photo of the ATM with BSOD. The commentary:
“It was Abramovich who inserted the card and caused the buffer to overflow.

At the time of the Mongolian yoke there was such a Mastur-batyr.
What is he famous for?
He did not rape Russian girls.

I have two brothers, both of whom have been allergic since childhood, and this attack somehow overcame me. In general, in 30 years after a small surgery, antihistamines were prescribed (to relieve edema). And it turned out that I was allergic to allergy medications. I am a rare lucky man in life.

Skyrim: The text itself
I am not so good in English. I hardly understood half.
Tagged: google translation
VITIA: Skiorch, if I wanted to sneak, I would sneak anything.
Vitya: One day, at 4 o’clock in the morning, I nodded the notes of the march of the luftaff for the flute.
Vitya: Let a flightist play them to me (we sat on Skype).
Thickness: mm
Tagged: fleetist
Tagged: mmm luftwaffe

My neighbors dreamed of marrying their 17-year-old granddaughter (the walls in the house were thin, neighbor conversations were well heard). She, like accidentally, went out to smoke at 6 a.m. when I went to work. It is blue, shakes from the cold and smokes. Then she had an abortion. My father could not be identified.

Tagged breakfast
People, please tell me when, where and under what circumstances did you get acquainted with the taste of wet cardboard?

This is Russia Mother. So far on the tracks...

I confirm. I literally watched him recently. Tracing the wagons.
But in the event of war, every locomotive will be counted. And if it is also independent of electricity / radiation / complex maintenance, it is generally more expensive than gold. It will be enormous in us.

My parents often go out to nature with their friends and take me with them. I don't bother anyone, I don't get into adult conversations, I sit on the grass with a shale and enjoy nature. But how are the friends of parents who come with small children and ask me to play with them, feed them, etc. They say they want to rest. Fuck, if you want to rest, you took the baby with you. I am not your babysitter, I am also here to rest. On my refusal to sit with a 6-month-old baby, one mom asked, “Why did you come then?”

Generally speaking, public discussion on the benefit/harm of GMOs is useful and necessary.
xxx: but it would be good not to allow such discussions of people knowingly incompetent.
Well, at least the level of understanding of the school course of biology to check.
xxx: Do you know how many nucleotides are needed to encode the synthesis of one amino acid (and why so much)? The visits.

A few years ago, I had to work at a small restaurant in a village near Surgut. The administrator we had was a very pathetic lady who loved to operate in her speech with smart beautiful words. Once she approached me and handed me a thin notebook, on the cover of which, with huge letters, the markers wrote “Persons of Non Graham.” And he says that these names would get rid of my teeth. Okay, I say, and what to do when they appear? Calling the guard? And she gives me, Dear, you are stupid at all, these are persons non grata, the most important visitors to our institution! And she went away, condemning that they would recruit stupid waiters, and she suffered.

I was 12. We walked on the building (well, where were the kids playing then?) And one comrade thought, a year older than me, began to throw stones at me from the 3rd floor. I was in the area at that time. And the stones are not tapas, it really hurts and I hid behind the fence, outside the building. To get out of the shelling did not give me his successful position - only I tried to escape, he covered me with a stream of stones.

And here I sit behind the fence and wait foolishly for him to get bored.

And here along the fence passed boys, aged 16.

Is it something in us?

They ran to the building. I heard shouts and screams from the street. Even sorry for him.

The moral is probably this: time to throw stones and time to scratch.

Topic of the Women’s Forum:
I lived with a man in cohabitation, 7 years, love is non-terrestrial, I lived, rested, paid a mortgage from his salary, he said that as soon as he paid the mortgage - we will sign up, we will have children. Last week paid all, and on this said that he no longer likes and wants to break up, asked to go.
The comments:
XHH: Consider that you paid for the rental.
WOW: and the hailful secas ) the more so, the non-Earth ))
The extraterrestrial? Another one and a half million.

A boyfriend about his beard.
A man cannot get into a restaurant: there is no place.
He sees some bearded shit fit and says “Kubinas partisanas” and is missed.
The man approaches and says, too:
The Partisan Cubans.
Where is the beard?
Tainas agtas (throwing down trousers)