I tried to make latte. But it all mixed up in a minute.
I don’t know (Hands on the Ass)
Sophia and show me.
Hands or Latte?

Commercial version of plant a tree, build a house, raise a son - buy a cactus, rent an apartment, raise a cat.

Bicycle for 540 thousand. The Rub)
This is not a bicycle, this is a bicycle!!! Just the most bicycle among bicycles, it weighs less than my netbook =)

Yyy: Here is it!!! to
It can be worn in one hand all day.

Xxx: one of them in the hand.
And one more to go.)
and the two gunners)

Straga: Real announcement about the sale of an apartment in Moscow. I rented an apartment to the Russians. The Slavs and Russians are not worried about the request.

I saw today in the construction store on the bank box with a gap for the little things, with the signature of the "collection of funds for rehabilitation of humiliated screwdrivers". I could not put it.

I came back from work, my legs were shaking. The husband (M) brought a cup with soup and a trace of a basin with hot water. In the cup - a spoon, in the pelvis - the legs.
M: Isn’t it too hot?
I: No, it is great. It’s a pity that you can’t wear a shoulder on your knee, it hurts a lot.
In the same minute, I accidentally knock my palm on the handle (or like his there) of the spoon, the cup with hot soup is turned around and the whole hot soup is poured on the painful knee...
In fact, this is what I am about. Dear universe, thank you, but it didn’t work so literally!

In a pair:
Go in the sea battle, I created

How can people write "many", "distant", "difficult"? How can this come to mind at all? Where do they come from in their brains these "many", "distant", "hard"?

Roman, read my messages, at least out of politeness.
XX: The Romanian
XY : A?
XY: What is it?
XY: Am I snoring?

I (call-center worker): Are you interested in a car loan?
Woman: Yes, let me tell you.
I start listing the rates and conditions.
Don’t be in a hurry, I don’t have time.
I: Are you recording?
J: No, I think of it!

I work in a shopping complex where a fitness center is located on the third floor.
And everyone who is involved constantly climbs to the third floor in the elevator.
Once I could not stand it, I asked: Why not the stairs?
The answer caught me in a long thought: and you try to walk every day before training.

(correlation at 6 a.m. in the absence of sleep)
You too must understand that experience eats intoxicated!
yyy: (after several attempts to realize what I read) What is b*t???? to
XX: Experience is experience. I am sorry.)

Online conference of the head of the regional office of the Russian Post:

– Valery Nikolaevich, hello to you!
First of all, I would like to thank the Post of Russia for the quality work! Thanks to you, we, ordinary citizens, always receive packages on time and on time.
And my question is: what kind of horse does the Russian post use to deliver packages from Moscow? 43 days ago, I was sent a package from Hong Kong, and it wasn’t. But I understand such a long delivery time, yet to go 8 thousand kilometers in our directions is very difficult even for such a durable animal as a horse.
Thanks for the answer! I wish you success in your difficult work!

Answer in comments:

Dear Thirteenth
I apologize for the inconvenience caused, unfortunately, under Barnaul, a taboo of postal horses fell under crossfire and most of the flock fell, fighting pigeon ranks were sent to help. On the radio beacon I monitor the movement of your package, it is carried in turn by the 46th and 39th post officers of Russia, at the moment they are on the central square of Ulan-Ude near the Lenin monument, lunch, after two or three days we wait for them in Blagovesthensk.

Most of all, sitting in the toilet, I am afraid to wake up! (If you understand what I am talking about ;) )

Congratulations on World Mental Health Day!
YYY:...to go crazy!

Discussion of the news about the 8 wing on one of the forums:

The xxx:
Will anyone put 8?

YYYY :
A couple of years ago: Will someone put a 7?

and ZZZ:
10 years ago: Someone will put XP on themselves

and ccc:
15 years ago: Will someone put 98?

and AAA:
17 years ago:Would somebody bet 95?

ooo to:
25 years ago...Would someone put Windows 1.04 on their own?

The KKK:
26 years ago: Windows? No, I did not hear.

Eeee :
Twenty-two years ago, would anyone invent the computer?

“Son, are you throwing a drill in a roasted foil?
I’m listening to Dub Step.

From Habr from the discussion of RFID labels implanted in humans.

The question:
Is it possible to live normally with him? I know with the driver the heart rhythm goes - neither to the bath, nor to hunt.
The answer:
The work of the label is guaranteed in the temperature range of -30; + 100, if your body temperature exceeds these limits - the safety of the chip will worry you in the last place.

[16:05] XXX: I’m here, I think I’m going to the concert of Tsoy on Saturday. Anyone wishing to make a company?
[16:09] YYY: I would go to the concert of Tsoy’s memory... but to the concert of Tsoy myself I’m not looking for it yet)))

XXX: That is true. You will rarely see female admin. In fact, they are so similar in voice and appearance to men’s amins that they are easy to confuse.
Because of the beard.