In the bus, the wife says to her husband:
You’re a cowboy, you’re a baby boy, you won’t miss a shirt!
A woman nearby asks:
Are you insulting or advertising?

Who is the one who gives you great pleasure?

- And they inspire, apparently, those experienced ladies, in whom "there" everything is so scattered that the normal no longer delight, only huge, but better two at once.

From Picaboo:

Nekrofil wrote:
And not the option to give it a computer in free use, but with
limited access to the inuit, and on the compilation itself leave only the pascal,
Or something similar?

fartar wrote:
restrict the innet, multiples and put on a naked computer for 2 years
The Pascal child? It may be such a punishment in hell.

>Allen Carr, please write a book "Easy way to quit suffering from a hernia and go to bed"

He stopped living :(

October 2012
Why are the manufacturers of my favorite phones always dead?
Siemens, Moto, now here is Sonic
Buy an iPhone!
October 2013
iPhone is stupid! Not the Nokia.

The child tries to reason logically about why the parents are two :)

You say that I grew up in your stomach and was born?

- Yes

What about Daddy?

Comments to the article "The Canadian family abandoned all new technology from 1986":
XHH: I also abandoned the upgrades in 2007 when I became a miser.
YYY: Did not go business?
XXX: No, he jerked and took the fuck.

There are no burgers!! to
M: Noah
I'll never get married (
Do you have a cream?

They write that the third beard of Deputy Isaev was late for Aeroflot's flight, and two others made a debush on this occasion.(in the Twitter)

YYYY
But they have a very low age threshold for marriage for a woman, which is not in the West.

YYYY
This threshold is linked to sexual observation.

XXX is
of sexual observation)
How cute

That’s why I was friends with boys at school.
X: The girls didn’t understand my love for Frost Worms
Hu: to whom?
The X:
Xh: Well, I wasn’t friends with all the boys.

The child grows. I think his first words will be "what naughty ricochet"

by Li:

If you place a large order in the printing, try to wait for the resume from this printing — do not disappear on vacation, do not turn off the phones and, do not give god, do not die (there have been cases).

...
Well, our company is dealing with the supply of concrete!
Why do you need a porn site?
XXX Why? So people can come in and see everything about our company!
Sorry, maybe you just need a website?

A good employee, чо... "Porno site" knows, "simply site" knows, "promo-site" does not know.

Cats are stressed when they are roasted. This conclusion was made by scientists from Brazil, Austria and (well, of course) the UK.
What about the cats in the subject?

by Zaebalski:
and Odessa.
and Bordeaux.
The evening.
She returns to Madame in an elevated mood and cries to her partner:
and Sarah! and all! I was in a private bank. Tomorrow we will dismiss half of the girls and set up self-service terminals!

Green: Have you heard that baseball beats are equated to guns?
Red: What is your bit for me, I always have a scarf with me in the trunk, like a reduced BSL...
Green: Red-red, hemp, killed with a mud*ka shovel )))
Red: And I didn’t beat, but I taught...
Red: Follow the PDD ))

This strange moment when you buy another computer and suddenly find that it is already the eighth in your room...

XHH: I was overwhelmed.
I corrected the stamp.
WOW: I joke about what was more credible before the correction.

A good Linuxist at home always has something to put Linux on.