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When I bought a notebook, I was deadly insulted!
Despite my four-day hiccups, I asked "You help set up Windows"?

It’s good to be a cat – you don’t have to write courses. Sometimes it is boring, but in the place of a cat I would have learned to sit on the internet.

XXX is:

Veronica told me yesterday:

"You are so cute when you sleep, so defenseless :)"

Fuck, I think that’s linked...

yyy (16:21:50) Welcome! How is it? ?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I come from day to day and find out that before leaving, cat food was sleeping in the washing machine instead of the washing powder. My bags are on the machine. and launched. The car’s window is dirty, fuck you know what. I’m afraid to open it (I’m sad. The cat can’t be seen anywhere.
yyy (16:25:02) I hope you didn’t wash it for the company?)))
xxx (16:25:06) to throw up!!! to
yyy (16:25:13) by Kat
yyy (16:27:33) AAAAATH!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I survive for the cat!! to

The PS. The cat was successfully found alive and healthy.
The PS2. Do not keep washing powder and animal feed nearby.

xxx: I’m interested in reading about new roissy mail technologies while working with DHL.
YYY: We have invented mail indices, and what can you boast of?
We have airplanes.
YYY: And we... we... you’re going to fuck!

Efforts give results. The visibility of the effort gives the visibility of the result.

It was very difficult to explain to the German students who studied Russian the difference between
“doed” and “doed”. They did not understand why the form of the verb was needed for an unfinished action:
Once I did, then I did!And they cried out.
“No, guys, stay in Russia for at least a month and you will understand why.
We need this form of the verb, we had to use the last argument.

In a moment of feeling, I write a song with the words of a famous song: Give me a hand, my soul, I have enough strength for two.
She replied, “What are the other two?” Who is second?? to
The Curtain

Dear fellow citizens. If you use the service "music instead of glues" (and similar ones) - turn it off. Give us a gift for the New Year!

A mother complains to her father about her son:
There are questions in his diary. Do anything!
Change the code?

History of queries in a known search engine:
Diploma in a week
Diploma in 3 days
Diploma by night.

A mother who bought her child a cell phone box brought it to the store to return to the seller.
What are you complaining about?
The child refuses to use the blanket.
P and why? What does not suit?
We ordered a box with a spider man, and on the box the inscription SPIDER-MAN. When the lightning is turned on, the letter S is not visible.

Vegyja: romance – the less it is, the better it is.
If the guy just does that suffers such a fist...the question arises: is the guy a man?
Telecantrelem: And if you offer girls a sausage sandwich> is it romantic?
1143r: Telecantrelem, in certain circumstances it is very even romantic.for example-she drank a glass of samsung and have nothing to eat.and here you are with a butter.

XXX: There is only one thing left.
YYY :?
XXX: Get rid of the cries!
Do you feel embarrassed that I am a girl?
XXX is in the depth
YYY: I am not.

The ex who left me.

Oleg - Hi, I have trouble.It's all so fucking that I don't want to live!
Sun is glad for you.

and yeep))

xxx: By the way, there is one theory that 21.12.2012 will be a transition to a new energy level.
Amm... how is it?
XXX: Type us on a new servo will be transferred, faster

Call the provider
I broke my washing machine.
YYY: What does this have to do with us? We are only responsible for your internet.
I bought it on the internet and bought it!!!! to

There is no beauty in the Ukrainian language.
"How can you be gay in the world?"

Tomorrow is a group meeting. at 16:00 in Paba on Taganka. What, will you be?
Tagged: vodka
YYY: I think I answered two questions right away.

I’m standing with a friend and I hear a mother’s conversation with her little daughter.
Who do you love more, brother or sister?
The girl replies sadly: I love the sausage.