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[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74774
 24.12.2012
Buzuka: I got some time management advice for freelancers. The author is a very successful copywriter. The first point of these tips is "Get on computer games"
Buzuka: I thought: Well, I am an adult and sensible person, omg. by Fuck. Time management advice for freelancers.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №74773
 24.12.2012
Kapuša: I sit like this at work, the deputy comes in, Natalia Yurievna, grit, mol, corporate, there and here, give 500 re. Then this is: A, yeah, another 300 on the DR, hz who, some chicken we will buy a certificate in the rivgosh. And he leaves.
Sadly, I have a doctor...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №74772
 24.12.2012
Conversation with the smoker:
- I have a coffee machine today, shit, 50 rubles eaten!
I am a horse, but I am the opposite.
Have you eaten a coffee machine?? to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №74771
 24.12.2012
The end of the world has come and we are still alive.
Maybe we are already in hell.
Re: Why is it hell?
WOW: Well, if we were in heaven, when listening to the songs of Mikhailov, the harp would sound.
In hell when listening to Mikhailov sounds Mikhailov

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74770
 24.12.2012
There are known cases of cooking peelings in the washing machine.
Working in a company that sells household appliances,
cases of cooking in the washing machine of cancers become known (" a cha,
It warms up to 95 degrees and presses the juice in the washing machine.
And it’s up to 1200 times and it’s up to 1200 times.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №74769
 24.12.2012
I lie with a girl on the couch. We kiss, we warm up in romance.
You are warm like a blanket. You still kiss. Would you have such a blanket?
I: I’d just put a few bricks off if my blanket would help kiss me at night!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №74768
 24.12.2012
The bomb was bombarded at Pushkin. I am standing in a traffic jams, I look, the bomber walks around the cars, asks for money. Well, I scratched a bunch of small stuff in my pockets and stretched it out to the window. He looks at the coins and says, “Okay, leave it to yourself, you’ll get well. I am in a*ye)))

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74767
 24.12.2012
hhh (15:38): sweet... and so say. Do you know why the computer doesn’t see the phone? That is, he charges it, but he doesn’t see the breath and I can’t throw anything on it.
hgh (15:39): and no response
hhh (15:39): who I am writing is unclear
15:39 - To tears of tears
15:39 This is a cry of help.
hhh (15:39): and you eat, sleep, or masturbate
hhh (15:39): terrible
15:39 am I am alone
15:39 - In the mourning
hhh (15:39): I’ll go... I’ll drown
hhh (15:39): I don’t need to tell you that
xxxh (15:40): only for your fantasies of dirty and wretched and dirty
15:40: And all, and my soul
15:30 am to you
hhh (15:40): never intersized
xhhh (15:40): a soul with thin edges. A rare crystal!
15:40: I was fucking
thx (15:40): all..
15:40 - Goodbye to the world
15:40: Our meeting was a mistake

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №74766
 24.12.2012
He amused himself:
A long time ago I registered on a website, which I have reliably forgotten. Recently a post came from this site. The letter began with the words: "Dear Ivan Naheravamootчество!..." :)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №74765
 24.12.2012
xxx: and chlorine sperm smells of all men without scratching, well, or that I have a sharp smell such and specific)
YYY: Did you sleep with all the flies without exception?? to
How old are you? ? ?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №74764
 24.12.2012
Comments under photo in contact:

XXX: Class photo) and what is it?
YYY: This is me...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74763
 24.12.2012
xxx: Do you not think that the length of the penis does not depend on the brand of the iPhone and the speed of the internet?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74762
 24.12.2012
What brought you, my daughter?
Father, forgive me, I was dumb.
I forgive you this sin, go in peace and don’t be stupid anymore.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №74761
 24.12.2012
I decided to order gifts for the holidays through the online store, of course, the first thing was to study how long it would go and how much it would cost delivery... depends on the item (literally):
The lifting to the floor of large baryth goods (weighing more than 30 kg) is free of charge before entrance. " O_O

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №74760
 24.12.2012
As a girl of a skyrimer, sitting behind a neighbor’s compound for the second week, I state authoritatively: In this strange world there are only three problems:
No one wants to buy what I stole.
The girl died again.
Where is my horse?! to

Osko

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74759
 24.12.2012
What is the law of evil? When in the crowd you start to overtake a slow-moving person, he will necessarily start to shift in the direction of your overtake.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №74758
 24.12.2012
I have angina, my throat hurts. An injection in pop
Why do you inject your throat in your ass?
If you want, you can do it in your throat. :D

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №74757
 24.12.2012
Hello, how are you feeling?
I don’t use this shit, chrome is better.
XXX is what?? to
Internet explorer for the wicked!
o o o o o o

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №74756
 24.12.2012
If there are problems, do you have my number?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is removed.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №74755
 24.12.2012
SUZAK: I thought for a long time.
Susak: but decided if to take wireless ears
SUZAK: That is these.
Shinji: Hockey straight

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