One summer day. It is hot, I go on the Ivanovo-Vladimir route. The car is "country", the windows are open, not shaved, dressed as a "king in exile". There is a bus stop in front of me, with two girls holding my hands on it. and brake.

Where are you? In the open window, the virgin sits on the belt.

Do you want to rest with two?

- No... Now I have moved into the free space, girls! Thank you very much!

For the CHO?

How about CHO? For your faith in my solvency.

Whenever I feel afraid of anything (whether it be injections, speaking to colleagues, dental treatment), I think that in an hour or the next day at the same time I will be much better and life will continue calmly. I have been doing this for years and it always helps.

It is good to be frozen until you get a more frozen frozen.

My father recently discovered the joy of using the internet. For several months, I have been trying to instill his critical thinking skills. Looking at the trend of YouTube, he sometimes tells us that Russia has mine the tectonic plates of the United States, and may drown the mainland. A ghost and a clairvoyant. I have to look for the prushes and prove that he has seen some shrimp again. Fortunately, the father adequately perceives the facts and upset that no sensation has occurred, leaves to google the curiosities further.
And then one day he told me:
More than 70 years after the Titanic crash, a 10-month-old girl was found sailing from it.
“Figny something,” I replied without apologizing, continuing to study my old notebook.
You listen to! She said she was on the Titanic with her parents. Named their names. We checked, and indeed, such a young couple with a child was on Titanic.
A 10-month-old girl told me.
The father shrugged his eyebrows and condemned:
Actually, a shit of something.

If men do not stick to you, get rid of fat.

xxx said a friend.

In the 2000s, he came to fix the cash in a small vegetable store. When he did everything, the seller asked him:

How much do I owe you?

He decided to joke:

I don’t need money, I’ll take it.

Here, a man from the Caucasian outdoors comes out of the fence in the size of two to two:

What kind of nature you are. E is?

It becomes clear that it is either her husband or her lover.

I’m going to get some tomatoes of all kinds...

Well take it.

He picked up some shit for a penny and ran away, leaving everything on the bench in the park. But the whole.

The smarter children, the worse they reproduce.

My first assessment was a pair – for the fact that when all the choir shook “mama washed the frame”, I secretly read Meane Reed’s “The Rider Without a Head.”

Summary - from 100 000 rubles
and gamer. I will kill your son/husband in an online game and return to your family.

xxx: my first big love, I was then 20 years old, he was caught in betrayal with a lady just 30 with children from the first marriage. She knew about me and wanted to talk to me to get out of the triangle, since he "did not decide," but little of what he directed her, that I am bully and no talk with me is worth it, and as it turned out, all the time they met, he told her that he did not leave me only because I have heart problems and I will soon die😁 The real hero of our time 🤣🤣🤣

Shakherezada said: “Men love attentive, caring, loving and kind women. This is the real reason for polygamy.

The KPI. The Military Department.
Problems, as usual, need to be solved. My husband and I go to the teaching room. We see that our curator – Lieutenant Colonel explains something to the young lieutenant, we decide to wait a little, we listen. Lieutenant Lieutenant Colonel:
Are you really stupid? It is simple! See: 1/2 (one second) + 1/2 (one second) + 1/2 (one second) = 3/6 (three sixths). Reduce by... which is approximately 1/2 (one second). I understood?! to
We stood at the door of the teacher’s office.

In vain, I wished that we would not transfer money.

The first thing that should come to the mind of a terrorist is a bullet with a shifted center of gravity.

As a child, I was very often sick, and doctors were constantly prescribing antibiotics. I was crazy about the injections, and to reassure me, my dad convinced me that he could do the injections "without a needle." Before every injection, I started to say, “Just without a needle, daddy!” - and he always first showed me a syringe without a needle, I turned around, and he injected me, everyone was happy.
Only recently I realized what an exaggeration it was! But the injections Dad did not hurt at all, as if it was true without a needle...

“I do not want!” A beautiful phrase in its laconicity. I do not understand why it ceased to be perceived as a weighty argument and it is necessary to clarify the reasons, the motives, attach a five-page essay with an explanation.

XXX: I have a diploma. I don’t usually drink, but there are 2 cocktails. I realized it was enough and I went home (yes, in vain). I get to the final electric bus, I need to climb the bridge. There are a lot of people, and a little muddy in the head. And I’m standing, thinking, “Interesting, can a bridge collapse from so many people?” A man approaches me with a sting: “Girl, the bridge can fall. Right, let’s better stand, let’s wait for people to pass.”

Xxx: Coming late, snowfall of incredible strength. Parking, and next to Nissan, the driver's window is fully open. The seat is already full. I call GIBDD - they don't have a phone in the base. In the car there is a blanket, I cover the seat when I drive the dog. Somehow hanged the window, fixed, all this time throwing, snowfall and wind. He wrote a note with a phone number and asked to return the cover. They called on the track in the morning, thanked, said, will bring the cover. Well, all, no cover, the pipe was not taken) It was not unfortunate to cover, another is now the dog's ceiling, but what was the difficulty of returning - I don't understand.



Yyy: Well, they crashed to death on the track. You thought wrong.

The high school student complains:

I don’t like physics, the teacher is mocking us.

How does she mock?

She runs six rounds, and she’s worth it. Why is she not running with us? He loves to fool!

I approach the street bar with vegetables and fruits, I look at the watermelon on the "vitrine" at the entrance. Next to it stands a man - a dark, like a thick body. I cook to a man, showing the chosen peanut. He looks at me and asks, “Well?”

I knock on the watermelon, judging by the sound good, and affirmatively whisper in response. The man cleverly grabs the watermelon, puts on the weights. We silently look at a friend.

He surrendered first, “Will we not weigh?”

“We will,” I answer.

We continue to look at each other.

After a moment it comes to us that we are both buyers 🤦‍♀️