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[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №20478
 17.09.2009
xxx: No, well you explain to me why 158 rubles minus 20% is 126, 4 rubles, and if 126, 4 add 20% is 151,7 rubles

WOW: Because the number 158 is greater than the number 126.4 and, respectively, 20% of 158 is greater than 20% of 126.4. Therefore, there are different results

Q: Is this a trick of your store?

No, it is a math trick.

HH: And you have it on your hand, of course?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №20477
 17.09.2009
by lesnik75
In Yakutia, at a depth of 12 meters, found the body of a mammoth.
This once again confirms the coorti claim that mammots lived in nores.

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №20476
 17.09.2009
The most annoying wreckage is when you are in the toilet as an orderly raise the chair, you begin to suck and at this moment the chair falls.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №20475
 17.09.2009
Chernomor: The girl ten days as the right received, riding is afraid. I decided to exercise at night, I drive 40 km per hour. Then followed by the mentions. She thinks, “Well they go and they go, but I don’t disturb anything.”
The men were driving. Then they turned on the lighthouse, bypassed it (the girl) and stopped.
She said to them:" What must".
They say to her:"Strange how you a girl eat"
She:"Yes I have 10 days"
They are:"Well that’s all well, of course. Only now at night, your cabin lights burn and the lights are turned off. Please do the opposite"

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №20474
 17.09.2009
A few days ago, I got a little off at work and put myself and a shiftman. Both made an oral statement. I decided I needed to talk to him, but he said it wasn’t scary and gave me a candy.
Everything would not be anything, but this man has 9 days of status to hold:
If a man has done evil to you – you give him a candy, he is evil to you – you give him a candy... And so on until this creature develops diabetes.

Cheats to me.

[ + 66 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №20473
 17.09.2009
xxxxxxxxxxx:
The banner was so funny. "Be an Avon representative today and get a spear with glowing crystals."

Warrior Avon is crazy. He whispers into you with a spear and says, "Order a towel, order a towel, a fox!"

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №20472
 17.09.2009
Inside every old man lives a young man who can’t understand what actually happened.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №20471
 17.09.2009
The Paradox: In First Class, Almost All Girls Are Excellent
<p>Which airlines are there?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №20470
 17.09.2009
In response to Enzo:
I hate it (such elastic, gentle, seductive. With silk smooth skin and beautiful small pink nipples. The FU (
– – – – –
AFFtar you acky satan... I was tortured by a standalone.)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №20469
 17.09.2009
Garik: Strike the pets at 90 60 90 )))))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №20468
 17.09.2009
FFF: What are you talking about, woman?
FFF: men do not get fat
FFF: They are becoming more impressive

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №20467
 17.09.2009
I do body reflex at home - simple exercises combined with proper breathing (it may be correct, but too loud and frightening). The husband for a while listened to the suspicious sounds from the neighboring room and said, "You are there, the wool has drowned?No, not a fucking shit, right?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №20466
 17.09.2009
I live in Belarus. What in the news: "The new spelling rules will come into force from September. Now the words “God, Lord and President” are written in large letters.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №20465
 17.09.2009
He: What are you doing?
She: snack, sandwiches made, with peanuts pasta ^_^
He said: It is fun. I bought half a kilo of peanut. Drink beer for two hours. The truth after two days jerked "Arachis pasta".
She: Fu... Casel...

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №20464
 17.09.2009
XXX is fucking! My wife regularly makes me go, everyone is happy. I want to try the anal as well. Restrict yourself, your little ones!

YYY: You have two gross mistakes in the sentence. Zhenya comes from the big letter, it is first, second "my".

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №20463
 17.09.2009
xxx to give
xxx to give
xxx to give
xxx to give
yyy: Dash is written without a soft sign, I am not a verb

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №20462
 17.09.2009
Sidney went to a massager. I lie on the table. The massage. With a hole in the face. I can’t wait... suddenly it’s pink! I jump up. In the hole below looks a cat - type - "Well, put out more that, I liked it!"

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №20461
 17.09.2009

From the comments in JJ:

- Одноклассники.ru has always been terrible and unshakable
Not so terrible.
Terrible and terrible. The people there are terrible. For a week, I made my birthday every day and I congratulated myself every day. A friend congratulated me for four days in a row, and then asked why it was so often my birthday.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №20460
 17.09.2009
XXX: In the summer
So the father gave his brother the task: to dig a pit for a sartre!! to
I go out to smoke and watch the next picture.
The Devil Driver - Digging up the corpses and this imbitil still sings
xxxh: and here comes out grandmother (in the past the translator knows the languages of 5 English naturally too) well I think everything is enough for grandmother.
HH: It wasn’t there! She narrated her brother, listening to the text, and issued: "It's not the grandson of the lover's grandfather from here, the grandfather has already digged and buried behind the forest, you're trying in vain!"
I almost didn’t smoke a cigarette.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №20459
 17.09.2009
Natasha
She can’t get through your anti-spam, tap it yourself
ENIAC
Did she give up so stupidly?

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