Per you are gay? You are 20 years old, you are beautiful, you have money, you live with a gorgeous girl in the same apartment, and you are crazy, virgin!!! Why hasn’t anyone lied yet?? to
(The mysterious voice) They are trying badly.
I sit in my room, cold, I don’t touch anyone. Mother is flying: "Daughter! Why did you put the heater on the carpet? You can’t read? It is written that it cannot be put on the carpet!" And the inscription "Do not cover"))
Today in the office:
How long is it until the end of the world?
We do not know, we do not celebrate.
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Alina
You know the girls heavy creatures with their zones)))
Dmitry
It is easier than a transistor coil.
Alina
You are what
Dmitry
See here )
Dmitry
What do I need to sleep with you? Being Inriki Iglesias is simple. What do I need to change the direction of the current in the transistor coil? You know, it’s hard ;D
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GRAFINA: There was just a fairy 3.14th at night in the vacuum!!! to
Olga: Weather, I will sit more comfortably... Let’s go, grass...
We were staying with Irina and Sania today. Do you remember that Irina is in her sixth month?
Olga is out. and?
Graffiti: Well, the evening has been great. They went for a walk, ate, drank cognac, went to bed.
I woke up at night because Irinka was crying.
Olga: Oh yeah?? to
I fly into the kitchen – I see him sitting, roaring, until he squeezes.
I: What happened to me???? to
She said: Sasha was drinking.
O.O and what? Do you like the smell? Let’s put him in the room. and separately.
She is no-e-e! He can’t sit down... he can’t.
I: Oh, you are so bad with us???? to
She is not eating!! I want to run the rails!! to
The railroad!! Fuck, she wanted to smell the rails!! Ordinary, fucking railways and railways!!!! to
Olga: :-D :-D :-D Daaaa... Pregnant are they...
Olga: “ROFL” has gone?
Countess: Yes of course. Truth is, I was looked at at the parking lot at half four in the morning as a crazy while I picked up the car... And the guard at the station burned us while this miracle walked the railway for 40 minutes “breathing fresh air,” and we and the guys were waiting for it...
OLGA: *ROFL* *ROFL* *ROFL* *ROFL*
The question!! Is there a ZUMA for Daltonists? Or I’m always losing.)
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x: The Javist enters the dining room and says "Publick static fileal Borst borst new Borst, please."
y: balbes it, in this case the borst will be available to everyone, you need private
I had a mosquito... silently flying, not painfully biting and a ninja cock... I once saw him in the light of the monitor when he flew away from his hand.
I tried the shit of everything.
I catch him and bite him.
The work provides:
Hi to you! Do you make posters?
Hi to you! No, we do not do.
How much does it cost?
From Hubble, article: IBM supercomputer modeling the evolution of the universe
The comments:
xx: In two weeks I will start doing the same thing on the calculator. I will write the result as soon as I finish.
Yyy: Something suggests me that you will get the answer "42" :)
After 5 minutes, the SMS says: “That’s 5 minutes.
A minute ago I wanted something else.
I put on the phone, and now never at all. Have you understood?” exploded
Brain, then silence, then a smile
In the mouth and in the head.
A long-awaited blessing
I finally understood, I understood!
Yeshua is!“!”
Friend, if you understand yourself, explain to others who suffer with a similar situation!
Do you understand the laws of thermodynamics?
There are overdose of things that we don’t understand, but that doesn’t affect them :) Thermodynamics remains thermodynamics, and the kissing boys are pidarasses.
I thought I should stop playing Warcraft.
alt:I said in turn "Faster, deadly!"
Officials suggested limiting the expenses of teenagers. The spending of minors aged 14 to 18 years is proposed to be limited to three subsistence minimum per month.
I offer a cure for stupidity.
and expensive. The guarantee
Discount Members
In the programming:
-Michael, do you agree that you need to use a whole type?
Yes Yes
Hope, do you agree that you need to return the result?
Yes Yes
I declare you an argument and a function. You can link!
XXX is car. People are late for lectures and the lecturer does not allow them anymore. Then another late student comes in and begins to rub that he and a couple (!) The students helped the rector to drag some trees. Prepod allows for the first and last time to enter with such a scourge, well, and with him comes a crowd of 30 people...
Dima Kadyakov: the mine does not receive the registrar of Pamagite pajaust
Project Qip: Dima, unfortunately, QIP technical support is only available in Russian.
XXX: It is great.
YYY: It is a pleasure to try for the good of responsibility.
YYY: The Sheep
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xxx: I love my post
xxx: ordered two days ago from Moscow cheap flash for 32 gigas. Gave me a postal number to track through the Russian Post website. See: sent such a number from there, weight: 10 grams. Next line: delivered to another city, weight: 0 grams.
XXX: I feel, there is no longer a flash :(
scheme of our state.
Do we need to improve the work of the IMF? We will not register complex crimes and therefore increase disclosure.
Should the FSB work? We will announce everyone who receives funding from abroad by foreign agents.
Need to fight drugs? Recognize the drug food mac and anesthetic.
Do you have to fight drunk driving? Reduce the minimum permissible level of alcohol in the blood to 0 promile.
People are protesting? We will adopt a law according to which all protesters will be held accountable for any knockout.
Bad for the economy? We will hold a multi-million summit where we will tell everyone how well it is.
Sport in the ass? Winter Olympics in the summer resort. Let everyone see that we are doing well with the sport.
Do you hate the national leader? We will give him a victory in the election with a significant gap.
Officials’ crimes are visible to everyone. The law on slander and basman justice will help. Whatever they wreak.
Need to improve education? Let’s figure out our ratings so that our universities would be the first.