to this:
Shortly after the Olympic fire arrived in Moscow, the torch with it was extinguished by the wind.

The grey Kremlin and its shrines did not allow this fire. He extinguished the accuracy at the time of his passing under the Spas Gate (with the restored icon of Spas Smolensky)." (c) Kurayev.

It’s not a mess, it’s a war.

And they were ashamed of the demons of the world, the holy place did not accept the Orthodox fire of the Gentiles!

Advertising for the Army:
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Service in the army is your chance to survive in the upcoming war!

on this-

Title in News:
Children of officials went to sea instead of the victims of the flood

Names and surnames, let me know!! to
(It is not funny, forgive me, but so that everyone knows who we vote for and who we feed every day, who we feed, and whom our taxes heat our ass...)

and Breivik.

I once registered in an English-language thematic social network with one purpose - to train the language: I thought I would make a bunch of mistakes there in the posts, people will rush, scare me from legs to heads, but they will point to all the chicks (well, the type - chicken is dumb, children know that there is an undetermined item here). And they are there, all the fools, thank you for sharing! I like it! and etc.
What do you do, I think I will never learn English like that.
That is the case on our websites - there I was regularly told how low my level of knowledge of Russian:))

A smart woman will never prove to be smarter than a man.
Alisa Dorian is stupid :)

Where is the appendix to the letter?
Application on the back of the PDF document.

Sometimes you sit down very late, feel tired and think you need to sleep at least a little the next day. You lie down. Here you have insomnia. The hour lies, and the dream finally comes. And then there appears a mosquito.

I walked through the ground after the rain. Of course, wheels in clay, arc, well, and body spray. I am coming to Mykonos.
Sorry, we don’t take such cars.
Those are what?
They are dirty!

O_0

I lie at home, I am sick... a cold, a fever, all things...
On the way home, my wife called me and said nothing was ready to eat.
I came, cuddled in the kitchen, then looked at me in the room (I rolled my mouth down on the couch) and rolled on the note a theme of ninja turtles, bringing a pizza...even as if the disease had retreated.

From the forum:

Sergey_Balticsky: Well what did you calculate?
Head: I have not calculated, but the process is ongoing
Sergey Baltic: at what stage?
I’m trying to figure out what iPad is.

The project is not closed on time

No diarrhea, so convulsions. What next?
I am: a rough hustle!? to

of the prize ((

Discussion of one of the videos with the extinguished torch of the 2014 Olympics

RFSR: And what has gone on?

shamik13: how that.. 200 million of our money with you for the torch..not fury flies...and it doesn't even burn..

Russian Federation: The Greek Fire. The fire is fine, the fire is extinguished.

The fastest of all marries are not beautiful, but boyfriends.

I read an ad on the column: "Help in mathematics. It’s cheap,” the phone said.
At the bottom, someone wrote, “Do you not help in Russian?”

Copy and copy to yourself on "Lamborghini" and iPhone, and then - batch! I didn’t stop and bought a barbecue at the stop.

In the banks already dry ink on advertising
"We give a loan for divorce!"

NAD: After upgrading to iOS 7, there were no problems with the browser? It is luck!
On my iPad, on the contrary, when moving back, the previous page loads again and shows the very beginning. It is very inconvenient to read long links with links: the links passed, it is not possible to return to the previous place. I stopped reading shit.

Apple makes you better!

Yuriy: We have a client who, while in our office, definitely goes to the toilet.
Yuriy: And he’s not just writing there, he’s in a ferocious and furious exile there. That is, he is as if he is spinning urine for weeks, after which he comes to us in the office and is sent straight to the point.
Yuriy: That is to say, not hearing how he is strongly referenced is impossible. The sound of his deadly and terrible sleep even interrupts our conversations.

Where is the humour of it?! Oh you guys!! to

What it is, such is humor.

Comment on the Hubra on the mistaken duplication of a fish reservoir on Google Maps:
Astrologers have announced a Google Maps week. The water reservoir is doubled.