I was in Volgograd. Announcement in the cinema literally: residents of the old part of the city with a 20% discount on movies "Blessed bastards","13 district"

For you, boomer is a BMW.
You should never chew gum from the blue head!

Husband with wife
I am expecting wild, unconstrained, passionate and tough sex today.
Q: Am I invited?
I don’t know...I’ll think.

Looking for work at home
A large-child mother, 27 years old, without bad habits looking for work at home (in maternity leave) has an explosive certificate. Writing in the face.

I was seriously wondering what name to give my son. The first thing that came to mind was Luke. And all his life to get his phrase "Luke, I am your father!"

If in the winter you absolutely accidentally stepped eggs to the exhaust pipe, then remember - this is not a coincidence!

<Ostash> Wrote a long program converting information from the old format to the new, started - everything worked in less than a second. The boss will be dissatisfied. I wrote a log sequentially outlining the processed data and the random delay time. Now - solid and long, there is something to show the boss!

She: You know, cats are like their owners... By the way, how does my cat live with you?
He: Well, yesterday he snorted me in the shoes, hanged on the curtains and wounded the garden, broke my favorite bowl and now he seems to be trying to fuck my note....And now you write to me that cats are like their hats, so after all this I look at your cat and think:"Maybe we should postpone our engagement?"

I drink tea with Napoleons.
You have a great mania :)

Answer to:

I have two calls:
1st Where can I get a titanium leaf?
2nd Where to adjust it in the home?
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1st They usually grow on titanium trees.
2nd I’d make it a hat so that the FBI, CIA, and MI6 couldn’t read my mind.

Agree "sweet raghatenky cabbage lover" sounds much better than just - a goat!

I have a companion who works as a driver in the guard, in the service of high-ranking persons. In short, he rides on a huge, black SUV behind the boss’s car.
His story: We are carrying, as usual, we are late somewhere, I am in front of the boss's car, on the floor of the body to the left, I cut off the cars at the turns, I work, shorter...
We fly into some courtyards, and here the boss’s Mercedes stops, because of the wheel, a strange man with a phone in his hand jumps out, who screams in the phone and looks frightened at me...
I saw here!
I am not at work anymore, but I drive the car into the garage. While driving on the ring, he thought about something, picked a similar car on the machine, like the boss, and adjusted for it.
I imagine a man was stuck while I was chasing him in Moscow.

If a man is just eating, lying on the couch and watching TV, he is well with you.

cyberdemon: Put our sys.admin into a deadlock by asking:"What would you want more at the moment, a hard drive or hard sex?"
Cyberdemon: He has been hanging for 5 minutes...

XXX: Explain, please, popularly, the difference between the concepts of honor and dignity.
YYY: You know, honor is a deeper concept.
ZZZ: And dignity is stronger!

The question about the tires on the ZH-community on literacy a person asked with such examples:
I am a teacher.
She is an actress.
The sofa is old.
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According to the general opinion of members of the community, there was an erotic hockey

There is no more dangerous creature than a grandmother riding a bus.

Gorbachev says the U.S. needs “restructuring”
+ thousands of

People, bring to the top, a motorcycle crashed, a blood donor (the first negative) or any other is needed in exchange. of Moscow. 8-926-413-13-55 Katya

Group "Black Coffee" in shock with Fursenka )))