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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №54232
 01.10.2011
The murderer was the only victim of the explosion in Antalya

The loser.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №54231
 01.10.2011
Article on the hub about installing Ubuntu on the iMac. The author lives in the Netherlands.
One of the comments: Ah, here is she, the fate of a married man: among the mountains and the crowd of prostitutes to put on Mac Ubuntu...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №54230
 01.10.2011
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh With whom I live!!! to
WOW again?
I’ve gotten used to everything, I’ve accepted everything, but this...
Q: Do you know that she was wet today?? to
Q: Remember I hanged a container with you in the bathroom for every hernia on the suckers?
WOW : well?
He went down today, and you know what she did? We have a glue in the bathroom, so she cut out 2 holes in it under the squeeze "to keep it better"...
ууу: Gḳ)))))))) and she has you in condoms circles "for ventilation" does not cut off by chance?)))
Oh my brother, don’t be afraid!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №54229
 01.10.2011
I wanted to buy jeans. I’m sitting here thinking like I’d more tactically explain to my husband why I bought an operative bar, beer, hange and a hat with some ears.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №54228
 01.10.2011
The evening of a hard day.
We are not Sisadmin! And we, the elephants!! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №54227
 01.10.2011
I sit with my 5 year old daughter and eat lunch. She thoughtfully looks away... She says: “Mom, remember, Valera has a page in the book that says that in ancient times beautiful girls were considered witches and burned on fires? So here we and Valera watched the cartoon, there they said that such girls were called not witches, in prostitutes.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №54226
 01.10.2011
xxx: and why, led zeppelin is, it turns out, a LED conductor?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №54225
 01.10.2011
Interestingly, waking up a few minutes before the alarm clock is a curse or a great gift?? to
It is old age.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №54224
 01.10.2011
XXX: What about the parts?
YYY: The best of all! And with you?
XX: I have already worked in two fields.
yyy: cool, and I am in one rectangular parallel

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №54223
 01.10.2011
xxx: It's another thing, I've now pulled 5 times - from where a coin of 10 copies fell on the floor.
I felt like an 8-bit hero.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №54222
 01.10.2011
Faculty of Philology, Seminar on History of Literature.
The Prep:
So, in the 18th century, the reform of the Russian poem was carried out... The back of the party, what do you burst there? Dissatisfied with the reform?

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54221
 01.10.2011
xxx: And our synoptics every time give an announcement on the search for experienced puzzles. And for some reason every month they buy a wagon of animals, and then sell out bodies without insides.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №54220
 01.10.2011
by Ibigdan
In Europe, a recent social survey asked retirees to say what they would change in their lives if they could start it all over again (you could choose from several options). 12% said they would spend more time studying, 16% would start their own business, 21% would choose another spouse, and 40% would invest more in savings. But 70% said they would have more sex.

And you?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №54219
 01.10.2011
Golf is a sport in which the main thing is not the outcome, but the partners.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №54218
 01.10.2011
A good memory.

At the beginning of the twentieth century, which was well known.
“Silver”, in one honorary gathering famous Moscow artist
Mikhail Chekhov read the stories of his great uncle. He was still very young, but very popular among the enlightened Moscow public. It was Moscow, because it was less biased, more tolerant and benevolent than the capital, St. Petersburg. It is a known fact that when
Chekhov the Elder with his "Chayka" was mercilessly abused in Peter, and so worried that he even thought of a bullet in a whisk. Moscow was so well received that the notorious "Chayka" even became the emblem of the famous childhood.
Stanislavsky and Nemirovich – the public theatre, the future of the MHAT.

I write so long that the younger Chekhov in North Pamir would obviously be drowned, because he had neither a high height nor a luxurious baritone, and played too much for Peter "spinning". Running forward, I will say that the nephew of the classic in life has succeeded. He went into emigration and became a major theorist and teacher of acting, the creator of his own system, competing with the system of Stanislavsky.
Paul-Hollywood of the golden age studied with him. He was an actor from
God,” but who in Russia, rich in talents, you will be surprised by this... So, the young Misha reads early uncle’s stories, reads gambling and cuddling. The audience whispered, but wondered: "what is this Michelle spars on the book, hasn't had time to learn? Younger Chekhov was indeed sitting on a low podium and reading stories from a thick book in a luxurious wrapping, swirling the pages with a shell, tossing deliciously on his fingers.

The misunderstanding hanged with a soft smoke over the confused hall and finally thickened to the anthrax. For the break, Mikhail went under the fluid cotton of the listeners, pictured and carelessly dropped the book on the table.

The exchange of views began immediately. Some suspected that some canonical stories were unconsciously perverted. The guests aimed to find out from which edition Mishka spares. One, the most courageous, jumped up to the table and opened the book. Surprisedly shouting, he showed the open turn to the public – there were interwoven clean sheets. Everyone was amazed, and then even a little angry, that they became victims of the joke of this young man. However, in the end, the start of the second division was enthusiastically welcomed.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №54217
 01.10.2011
Scientists say that the human body only grows until the age of 25.
But probably neither the stomach nor the ass know about it.

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54216
 01.10.2011
I decided to cook meat brought from hunting today.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I guess it is delicious))
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh My wife will be a surprise. She is just knocking at the door.
...
Do you know what she brought from the store? The Ananas! T.T

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №54215
 01.10.2011
I’ve become accustomed that if the second window in the browser opens, it’s porn/poker/mega-diets, etc., but it’s not the site of “United Russia”.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №54214
 01.10.2011
Dasha
You are not a pair of shoes.

Dmitry
You will not be photographed from the dead.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №54213
 01.10.2011
I have stomach pain, so someone in it has gastritis.

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