Vehicles for pedestrians.

The focus passes through the crossroads, the grandfather runs out directly under the car. Ford is slowing down. Grandfather approaches the car several times, throws on the hood, then lies under the bumper and waits. Gai is coming in.
The driver comes out, takes his grandfather's hair and begins to methodically damage his face, run mints and demand that the crime be stopped. The driver points his finger to the video recorder.
The phrase of our "defenders" killed:
Well, that’s you, good, we still need it.

The situation. Someone was killed at the entrance. A drunk fight, the man fell from the stairs, broke his head, a lot of blood. The body lies, no one is disturbed.
Two people are nervous and smoking. Here, a 17-year-old girl descends from the upper floors, she still does not see the crime site. The men are stressed, morally preparing to catch a creature that has collapsed. And she greets and carefully, calmly goes around the corpse, goes down further.
Everything was cleaned and the blood was washed. One night, one of the men meets the same girl and jokes:
Why have you fainted? Not at all scary?
She looked at him sadly and replied:
I would like to, but I was late to work.
Take care of women =)

I saw a funny guy on the site today. His status was: “Who needs a cute boy with red hair and a skilled cook at the same time?”) )"
Ho and what?
I asked him what his profession was. He was offended.
You are a troll, fucking 😉

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Well, the fact that Santa was depicted by the father subordinate to me immediately became clear.

The question is "Where do children come from?" was interesting.
When I was about 4 years old, I thought about going to my parents’ bedroom early Saturday morning with this question.
Well, what to say, the moment was chosen successfully - Mom told me about cabbage, and Dad about barley. But at the same time, they laughed so cheerfully that I immediately understood that strawberries and cabbage were associates of Santa Claus.

Even on the first day of work, when I was asked to "fix" customs documents in Photoshop, I began to suspect something wrong...

X: Will the bone go?
Zzzz: He says no
XXX: Does the wife not give anything?
Zzzz: Will she give him it or not, I don’t know. Driving is not allowed

I go to the subway, next to the man guesses crossword, writes: "babbenton" (badminton). I started worrying about him – it won’t happen. And he wrote vertically: "eighty".

From the news on the website:

R-BOT 001 is a robot used to protect public order in Perm since June 2007. Developed by the Moscow company Laboratory of Three-Dimensional Vision. The robot is able to monitor the streets of the city, detect offenses and appeal to citizens with calls to comply with the law.

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and his husband)

xxx: fuck, today the whole reference listened to my record, as I explained to my grandmother what a tripper was when she asked me about Twitter)))

Mishka (14:55:09 9/10/2012)
At work, a cat is watching a dead cat.
Hell Tick (14:57:04 9/10/2012)
:D
Hell Tick (14:57:06 9/10/2012)
LOL
Hell Tick (14:57:13 9/10/2012)
The journey is warmer
Hell Tick (14:57:23 9/10/2012)
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Mishka (14:58:50 9/10/2012)
This is the PSG!! She has been there for the second day.
Mishka (14:59:23 9/10/2012)
He’s been on the grass all morning.)
Hell Tick (14:59:24 9/10/2012)
You can’t tell your heart :D
Mishka (14:59:36 9/10/2012)
and ROFL

XXX is a woman! Hurry up to the kitchen and make a bowl! and obey us men 😉
yyy: Well-well, I am a laptop from the kitchen, all the orders are observed) And you killed me Borsch and brought him home to cook it???? to
XXX: I will go hunting on the boards))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Well, man is the crown of nature!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY The Turner.

xxx: Today, two 7-year-old boys were wearing on the street, one of them falls and begins to sneeze. The second begins to calm him, there is a dialogue:
Don’t cry, it will survive before the wedding.
When will we get married!!! to

from Twitter.
Congratulations on the Birthday in the Pondinkoff style: "Afftar, burn! Cheers to you!"

Teachers want to be tested for tendencies to pedophilia.

One of the comments:

I suggest to check:
Tagged with zoophilia
pathologists for necrophilia
Assenizers for coprofil
Hospitals for Gerontophilia
Police are inclined to BDSM.

One of the first trolls was the one who named the nameless finger.

The logic is the same with you.
In what?
“I don’t know I’m fat and I continue to eat fast food, and you don’t know you can’t get enough sleep and continue to play tanks.

The most delightful moment in my work is every time the surprised eyes of a boss with a JURIDICAL education are so convincingly released on my comment that the leave should be issued three days before the leave. In them you can read a silent question: "How, how did you know about this, upyr?and "

Young priests will not be called into the army
Yamerman: On the contrary, I think they need to be called...
Let them bear the word of God.
Djoade is Hillary :D

You’re a good designer if you can draw a 12x12 px mountain icon so that it doesn’t look like a pyramid or a bunch of shit.