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The news:
The United Rocket and Space Corporation will be headed by the CEO of "AutoVAZ".

The Russian space crants, sadly, comrades :(

It seems to him that the cranes have long been, and that is, the control

I sit in the bus next to the grandmother and let’s go and ask questions. I sit quietly, she got me, I speak, and you mother did not tell strangers not to talk. It worked! Grandma digested the phrase 5 stops

Pugachev and Galkin named the son Harry...it is now time to wait for Volan de Mort to kill his parents.

I used to have a cat whenever the door was opened. Time passed, we decided to castrate him, gathered to the veterinarian to go, dressed up, opened the door and when trying to escape, caught him... In general, the cat now does not fit the door at all, or not enough))

Irina: Can you measure your hands?
Alex: What is it?
Alex: From shoulder to wrist?
Irina: Yes, from shoulder to wrist
[22:34:31] Alex: 4.5 smartphone Samsung Galaxy 2
[22:34:49] And did you not understand?
A: Fuck, what am I going to do to you?
[22:35:41] A: The length of a thermos is irregular, it is different for everyone
A: a sg2 is the same everywhere
[22:36:03] A: standard measure of length, count
[22:36:20] And yes, all
[22:36:26] And you stay without a sweater))
[22:36:30] A: aaa
[22:36:32] A: is not net
A: My wife
[22:36:42] A: I honestly have nothing to measure now.
I can shoot the ambulance tomorrow.
[22:37:26] A: *but generally sg2 can easily be converted into cm... easier than a parrot – exactly*

Pugacheva and Galkin became parents of twins. Now Galkin will have to change diapers also for children.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Babies rule the world.

zzz: I don’t know what the word “baby” means?

Every time I throw into the garbage a huge pile of various food waste left during the preparation of the borscht, I imagine how in the land of garbage small garbage gnomes get them and make a borscht out of them.
I’m even afraid to imagine what you’re thinking about throwing away used condoms.

Boris, who bought a bunch of cheap condoms in China: in your place I’t trust Chinese contraceptives.

The Prehistory.
I work in school, first class. I talk in a dream and on family circumstances at night with a guy. Further from his words:
"I turn to embrace, and here so sharply "1B, what is it?". In my dreams, I am silent. Within a few minutes "I don’t hear the answer." I pressed, I didn’t speak anymore"

Not an office, but a crazy house. The cleaner struck the general in the morning for smoking in the toilet. The general psychoanul and closed up in the office, sat there for three hours. Now I called and said to order an extract, for the toilet, of course, and put a lock with a key on the extreme cabin. The cleaner gave a prize.

News: "Ally Pugacheva and Maxim Galkin were born twins"
Commentary: Galkin Probably Born

Conversation with a colleague (K)

Q: I will start to speak English soon.
English for students?
English for Java developers.
I am AHA. Hello, the topic of our lesson is "Legacy code" and today we will learn a few English insults. Repeat after me: "Who has written this fucking code?".

Will you go to Chelyabinsk with us?
- AAAA you have a DPS there not with radars and, fucking, with RPG standing!! to
–...
- Oh, and you add the gazka, they shoot badly in advance!

She: her husband found a half-life flies on the floor, pulled out a few finger batteries from the table and slid them down the floor in the direction of the flies from a meter. Is this normal for a 32 year old?
He is: Yes

Forum, section "photosessions"

xx to photograph. Write
YYY: I am writing. and dance.
Zzzz is dancing. Sing to
www to drink.

The beer fucking.
2: and
I didn’t drink for a month 😉

putimuti

Here's who to send to Mars - Onishchenko! He will find bacteria there.

Iphone drowned in water with newly installed iOS 7
How? how? What are the problems with water and what are the problems with iOS 7?! to

You ask, what did the Negro bring to this world? They gave us racist jokes!

Even if it is not, it is also the merit of the white. and :(

Title in News:
Children of officials went to sea instead of the victims of the flood

Names and surnames, let me know!! to
(It is not funny, forgive me, but so that everyone knows who we vote for and who we feed every day, who we feed, and whom our taxes heat our ass...)